Worth noting, Perth is over 2300 miles from Sydney | Continue reading
But he was inside a whale. | Continue reading
It's a shame to lose 10 million doses, but this option may be worse. | Continue reading
Drugs are bad. Sarcasm is alright though. | Continue reading
Yeah, could you just change the course of the moon's orbit a little bit? | Continue reading
Bitcoin's wild price fluctuations are messing with news reporting. | Continue reading
Imagine the stomach-drop upon learning the truth. | Continue reading
Just two brothers, headed to space | Continue reading
Why are so many people eating cicadas? | Continue reading
Your odds on getting at least norovirus are not low. | Continue reading
No one talked him out of this? | Continue reading
This is a very, very bad idea. | Continue reading
That doesn't exactly seem sanitary. | Continue reading
Visit One Foot Tsunami to read more. | Continue reading
Hahaha, “money laundering”, get it? | Continue reading
This text is so bad, it's funny. | Continue reading
I saw a small tan dog, but I didn't know who to call about that. | Continue reading
This makes about as much sense as anything else in the world. | Continue reading
Do you suppose it's possible trends don't actually change overnight? | Continue reading
Solid advice, Princess. | Continue reading
It's the danger that makes it taste good. | Continue reading
OK, maybe a lot of not-so-small wrinkles. | Continue reading
I've no idea what the requirements are, but on its face, this is silly. | Continue reading
“SAP Concur”, you have ruined a good thing. | Continue reading
“Large crowds chanting “CIA” is not usually a good thing” | Continue reading
They really buried the lede on this one. | Continue reading
Happy Mother's Day, Mom | Continue reading
Finally, it's John Moltz's time to shine! | Continue reading
A golf simulator room. Ugh. | Continue reading
Some women just want to watch the world burn. | Continue reading
I'm going to need this post in the future. | Continue reading
I saw a bald eagle in the wild! Have you seen a bird today? | Continue reading
If you're going to do a major re-branding, it's probably a good idea to actually tell users about it. | Continue reading
So much planning, to do something so stupid. | Continue reading
Don't take it, just make it when you get there. | Continue reading
“Banana Bruiser” is a solid nickname, too. | Continue reading
A culture rooted in fear is a real problem for policing in America. | Continue reading
Well _now_ what are the British going to wipe their bums with? | Continue reading
I hope some guy named Herb buys the HERB plate. | Continue reading
The J&J vaccine is vastly safer than COVID. | Continue reading
Also? Barvd! 🙊 | Continue reading
Very clever, hitmen, very clever! | Continue reading