A Tattooed Testicle

What's the upside here? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Mirth About Perth

Worth noting, Perth is over 2300 miles from Sydney | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Alas, His Name Is Not Jonah

But he was inside a whale. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

J&J Can’t Catch a Break

It's a shame to lose 10 million doses, but this option may be worse. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Pictures of Engines of Old Farm Equipment

Drugs are bad. Sarcasm is alright though. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

They’ll Have to Follow-Up on That One

Yeah, could you just change the course of the moon's orbit a little bit? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

An Unexpected Consequence of Bitcoin Volatility

Bitcoin's wild price fluctuations are messing with news reporting. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

One Tiny Little Flaw

Imagine the stomach-drop upon learning the truth. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Nice Family Outing

Just two brothers, headed to space | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Magic Show for Birds

That's a job. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Land Shrimp

Why are so many people eating cicadas? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Get in Early on the Next Pandemic

Your odds on getting at least norovirus are not low. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The Time Charlton Heston Wrote to “Dear Abby”

No one talked him out of this? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

RoboCop Was Not an Instruction Manual

This is a very, very bad idea. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Strip Club Vaccine Clinic

That doesn't exactly seem sanitary. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The Shirtless Hunk Goes to Law School

Visit One Foot Tsunami to read more. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Never Do Laundry

Hahaha, “money laundering”, get it? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Alarming Dialog Text

This text is so bad, it's funny. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Don’t Do Cicadas

Cicadas are gross. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Lost Dog, Color Indeterminate

I saw a small tan dog, but I didn't know who to call about that. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

We the Pikachus of Chile, in Order to Pika a More Chaa Pi-Ka

This makes about as much sense as anything else in the world. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Zappos Is for Fashion Plates

Do you suppose it's possible trends don't actually change overnight? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The 1920s-Era Wisdom of Princess Mysteria

Solid advice, Princess. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The Volcano Pizzaiolo

It's the danger that makes it taste good. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Much Better by Far to Be Old at Heart

OK, maybe a lot of not-so-small wrinkles. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Rock, Roll, and Beyond

I've no idea what the requirements are, but on its face, this is silly. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Paean to Hipmunk

“SAP Concur”, you have ruined a good thing. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Retrospective of the Raid That Got Bin Laden

“Large crowds chanting “CIA” is not usually a good thing” | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

It Really Was

They really buried the lede on this one. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Live A Life Worth Living

Happy Mother's Day, Mom | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Paying for the Production of a Giant Squid

Finally, it's John Moltz's time to shine! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Bathtub With a View

A golf simulator room. Ugh. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Front Row Seat for the Conflagration

Some women just want to watch the world burn. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Mixed Metaphors

I'm going to need this post in the future. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Encountering an Esplanade Eagle

I saw a bald eagle in the wild! Have you seen a bird today? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Explain Yourself, Bally Sports

If you're going to do a major re-branding, it's probably a good idea to actually tell users about it. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Impressive Closing Speed

Holly is fast! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Beaver Bites Cable

O, Canada. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

One Way To Save On Wedding Costs

So much planning, to do something so stupid. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Making Human Exploration of Mars Possible

Don't take it, just make it when you get there. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

No Ink Is Used

“Banana Bruiser” is a solid nickname, too. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

How Police Think

A culture rooted in fear is a real problem for policing in America. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Ingenuity Flies

It's real! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Shortage of Garden Gnomes

Well _now_ what are the British going to wipe their bums with? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Cannabis-Themed License Plate Auction

I hope some guy named Herb buys the HERB plate. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Visualizing the Risk-Reward Calculus of the J&J Vaccine

The J&J vaccine is vastly safer than COVID. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The Nauseating Politics of the World’s Most Dangerous Cheese

Also? Barvd! 🙊 | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

It’s Hitmen All the Way Down

Very clever, hitmen, very clever! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago