It's rather impressive, given that it was entirely unintentional. | Continue reading
Even without screw-ups like thi, remotely synchronized racing is strange. | Continue reading
Bragging about “acing” a cognitive test should be an immediate, retroactive failure. | Continue reading
Somebody somewhere is definitely going to jail. | Continue reading
Remembering history is different from glorifying it. | Continue reading
With no crowd, the focus was even more on the awful spectacle of horrific consumption. | Continue reading
I especially like that customers “were asked to continue browsing”. | Continue reading
Let us eat cake. | Continue reading
This is a great story, well told. | Continue reading
Also, turning this into a referendum on manliness is goofy, but whatever works. | Continue reading
I am pumped about this pumper! | Continue reading
Last year, there was considerable analysis done on pictures of the dog's business. Results were inconclusive. | Continue reading
I wonder about the tax implications of this. | Continue reading
Did they even really have first thoughts? | Continue reading
Comment number one, this is awfully close to securities fraud. | Continue reading
I'm enjoying picturing the meeting (or meetings) that followed, after this realization. | Continue reading
Surely even in the 1600s, this was gross. | Continue reading
I hope at least one of these companies hires Abrate to finish the job for them. | Continue reading
To be fair, a 99.9999% chance of failure is not a sure thing. | Continue reading
She also probes ass, when medically necessary. | Continue reading
Actually, it's a good look for the governor. | Continue reading
People really ought to stop and think more. | Continue reading
Put on a mask, you sickening toenail! | Continue reading
Next, let's get out the chisels. | Continue reading
The poster boy for police abuse also committing voter fraud would certainly be very on-brand. | Continue reading
Can the president be charged with trespassing? | Continue reading
Criminals are still human beings, with a right to exist. | Continue reading
He's not scared! YOU were hiding in a bunker last weekend! | Continue reading
There is always something each and every one of us can do to make things a little better. | Continue reading
Worth noting, stealing mail is a very, very dumb crime, with low rewards and very high penalties. | Continue reading
At least we now have a short list of businesses not to patronize. | Continue reading
1,000 years is ridiculously impressive. | Continue reading
A company that's survived over two centuries is probably a good one. | Continue reading
The jockstrap may also be haunted. | Continue reading
I'm not sure it counts as a “bobblehead” if the head doesn't bobble. | Continue reading
Did “Tank Wars” cause the coronavirus? Experts say mMaybe! | Continue reading
If you need proof of systemic racism, here it is. | Continue reading
Keep away, trainophiles! | Continue reading
I'm not sure which would be worse, using the microwave or the oven. | Continue reading
A free lunch isn't cool. You know what's cool? Getting paid to have lunch. | Continue reading
Thank you, Charles Kielkopf | Continue reading
Not everything that can be “smart”, should be. | Continue reading
“Space Force”. God. | Continue reading