Day 1457: "Out of sight or out of mind."

1/ Israel and Hamas agreed to a 42-day ceasefire. The deal temporarily pauses the 15-months of fighting in the Gaza Strip, where Israeli forces have killed at least 46,500 Palestinians – mostly civilians – in response to the Hamas-led October 7 te... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 2 months ago

Day 1457: "Out of sight or out of mind."

1/ Israel and Hamas agreed to a 42-day ceasefire. The deal temporarily pauses the 15-months of fighting in the Gaza Strip, where Israeli forces have killed at least 46,500 Palestinians – mostly civilians – in response to the Hamas-led October 7 te... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 2 months ago

Day 1456: "Nothing more and nothing less."

1/ Special Counsel Jack Smith’s final report made clear that Trump has not been exonerated for his “unprecedented criminal effort to overturn the legitimate results of the election in order to retain power” and that the evidence would have secured... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 2 months ago

Day 1456: "Nothing more and nothing less."

1/ Special Counsel Jack Smith’s final report made clear that Trump has not been exonerated for his “unprecedented criminal effort to overturn the legitimate results of the election in order to retain power” and that the evidence would have secured... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 2 months ago

Day 1455: "They know how to do it."

1/ A federal judge ruled that the Justice Department may release the portion of special counsel Jack Smith’s report on Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election. The release is expected as early as Tuesday. Judge Aileen Cannon, however, mainta... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 2 months ago

Day 1455: "They know how to do it."

1/ A federal judge ruled that the Justice Department may release the portion of special counsel Jack Smith’s report on Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election. The release is expected as early as Tuesday. Judge Aileen Cannon, however, mainta... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 2 months ago

Day 1452: "A very terrible experience."

1/ Trump was sentenced to no punishment for orchestrating an illegal conspiracy to influence the 2016 presidential election by falsifying business records. In the days leading up to his sentencing, Trump asked the New York appeals court, New York’... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1452: "A very terrible experience."

1/ Trump was sentenced to no punishment for orchestrating an illegal conspiracy to influence the 2016 presidential election by falsifying business records. In the days leading up to his sentencing, Trump asked the New York appeals court, New York’... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1451: "There is only one president at a time."

1/ The New York Court of Appeals – the highest court in the state – denied Trump’s request to block his Friday sentencing. The decision leaves the U.S. Supreme Court as Trump’s final option to defer sentencing on 34 felony counts related to falsif... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1451: "There is only one president at a time."

1/ The New York Court of Appeals – the highest court in the state – denied Trump’s request to block his Friday sentencing. The decision leaves the U.S. Supreme Court as Trump’s final option to defer sentencing on 34 felony counts related to falsif... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1450: "Presumptuous."

1/ Trump asked the Supreme Court to block his sentencing in the New York election interference case involving falsified business records. The last-ditch request came after a New York appeals court refused to postpone his Friday sentencing – 10 day... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1450: "Presumptuous."

1/ Trump asked the Supreme Court to block his sentencing in the New York election interference case involving falsified business records. The last-ditch request came after a New York appeals court refused to postpone his Friday sentencing – 10 day... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1449: "All hell will break out."

1/ A federal judge in Florida temporarily blocked the Justice Department from releasing special counsel Jack Smith’s report on Trump’s classified documents investigation. U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon justified her order “to preserve the statu... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1449: "All hell will break out."

1/ A federal judge in Florida temporarily blocked the Justice Department from releasing special counsel Jack Smith’s report on Trump’s classified documents investigation. U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon justified her order “to preserve the statu... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1448: "A routine act."

1/ A joint session of Congress certified Trump’s 2024 victory without incident four years after he tried to overturn his 2020 election loss by encouraging his followers to march to the Capitol and “fight like hell” to stop Congress from certifying... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1448: "A routine act."

1/ A joint session of Congress certified Trump’s 2024 victory without incident four years after he tried to overturn his 2020 election loss by encouraging his followers to march to the Capitol and “fight like hell” to stop Congress from certifying... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1444: "Violence, intimidation and defiance undermine our Republic."

1/ Trump blamed “criminal” immigrants for the New Year’s Day attack in New Orleans that was carried out by a U.S. Army veteran from Texas. In the early hours of New Year’s Day, a man drove a truck into a crowd on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, whi... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1444: "Violence, intimidation and defiance undermine our Republic."

1/ Trump blamed “criminal” immigrants for the New Year’s Day attack in New Orleans that was carried out by a U.S. Army veteran from Texas. In the early hours of New Year’s Day, a man drove a truck into a crowd on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, whi... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1441: "Mediocrity over excellence."

1/ A federal appeals court upheld the $5 million verdict against Trump in the sexual abuse and defamation case brought by E. Jean Carroll. Trump had asked for a new trial after a jury unanimously concluded in May 2023 that he sexually abused Carro... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1441: "Mediocrity over excellence."

1/ A federal appeals court upheld the $5 million verdict against Trump in the sexual abuse and defamation case brought by E. Jean Carroll. Trump had asked for a new trial after a jury unanimously concluded in May 2023 that he sexually abused Carro... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1435: "Mired itself in an ethical crisis of its own making."

1/ The House Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz found “substantial evidence” that the former congressman regularly paid women for sex, including with a 17-year-old girl, and used illegal drugs. From at least 2017 to 2020, Gaetz paid tens of tho... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1435: "Mired itself in an ethical crisis of its own making."

1/ The House Ethics Committee report on Matt Gaetz found “substantial evidence” that the former congressman regularly paid women for sex, including with a 17-year-old girl, and used illegal drugs. From at least 2017 to 2020, Gaetz paid tens of tho... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1431: "Do its job."

1/ The House rejected the Trump-endorsed plan to fund the government and avert a shutdown after 38 Republicans joined 197 Democrats in voting against the alternative funding bill. The package — which included funding the government through March 1... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1431: "Do its job."

1/ The House rejected the Trump-endorsed plan to fund the government and avert a shutdown after 38 Republicans joined 197 Democrats in voting against the alternative funding bill. The package — which included funding the government through March 1... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1430: "A deeply unserious party."

1/ Trump killed the bipartisan spending deal to avert a shutdown, hours after Elon Musk called the plan a “piece of pork” and threatened that those who support it would “be voted out in 2 years.” Less than two days before a government shutdown, Tr... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1430: "A deeply unserious party."

1/ Trump killed the bipartisan spending deal to avert a shutdown, hours after Elon Musk called the plan a “piece of pork” and threatened that those who support it would “be voted out in 2 years.” Less than two days before a government shutdown, Tr... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1429: "Embarrassing, though not criminal."

1/ The House Ethics Committee secretly voted to release its report on Matt Gaetz and allegations of sex trafficking an underage girl and illicit drug use. The report is now expected to be made public as soon as this week: after the final votes of ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1429: "Embarrassing, though not criminal."

1/ The House Ethics Committee secretly voted to release its report on Matt Gaetz and allegations of sex trafficking an underage girl and illicit drug use. The report is now expected to be made public as soon as this week: after the final votes of ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1428: "Logical and reasonable."

1/ A judge rejected Trump’s effort to have his felony conviction dismissed on presidential immunity grounds. Judge Juan Merchan, addressing the Supreme Court’s decision to grant presidents “absolute immunity from criminal prosecution” for “officia... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1428: "Logical and reasonable."

1/ A judge rejected Trump’s effort to have his felony conviction dismissed on presidential immunity grounds. Judge Juan Merchan, addressing the Supreme Court’s decision to grant presidents “absolute immunity from criminal prosecution” for “officia... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1427: "That’s not gonna happen."

1/ Trump downplayed concerns that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. – his pick to lead the Department of Health and Human Services – will revoke the polio vaccine despite reports that RFK Jr.’s personal attorney previously lobbied the FDA to suspend its appro... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1427: "That’s not gonna happen."

1/ Trump downplayed concerns that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. – his pick to lead the Department of Health and Human Services – will revoke the polio vaccine despite reports that RFK Jr.’s personal attorney previously lobbied the FDA to suspend its appro... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1423: "Maximum level."

1/ Trump pledged to use the first hours of his second presidency to pardon most individuals convicted in the Jan. 6 Capitol attack. “I’ll be looking at J6 early on, maybe the first nine minutes,” he said in an interview with Time. “We’re going to ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1423: "Maximum level."

1/ Trump pledged to use the first hours of his second presidency to pardon most individuals convicted in the Jan. 6 Capitol attack. “I’ll be looking at J6 early on, maybe the first nine minutes,” he said in an interview with Time. “We’re going to ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 3 months ago

Day 1422: "Focus on our mission."

1/ FBI Director Christopher Wray will resign at the end of Biden’s term. Wray’s resignation comes seven years into his 10-year term and follows Trump’s announcement that he would nominate loyalist Kash Patel to serve as FBI director. Although Trum... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1422: "Focus on our mission."

1/ FBI Director Christopher Wray will resign at the end of Biden’s term. Wray’s resignation comes seven years into his 10-year term and follows Trump’s announcement that he would nominate loyalist Kash Patel to serve as FBI director. Although Trum... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1421: "For the health of our Republic."

1/ Trump’s first term Justice Department secretly obtained phone and text message records from two members of Congress, 43 staffers – including Kash Patel, his pick to lead the FBI – and eight journalists, according to a new report by the departme... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1421: "For the health of our Republic."

1/ Trump’s first term Justice Department secretly obtained phone and text message records from two members of Congress, 43 staffers – including Kash Patel, his pick to lead the FBI – and eight journalists, according to a new report by the departme... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1420: "Can’t guarantee anything."

1/ Trump “can’t guarantee anything” when asked whether his promised tariffs would increase prices for Americans, in an NBC interview. “I think tariffs are the most beautiful word. I think they’re beautiful. It’s going to make us rich,” Trump said.... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1420: "Can’t guarantee anything."

1/ Trump “can’t guarantee anything” when asked whether his promised tariffs would increase prices for Americans, in an NBC interview. “I think tariffs are the most beautiful word. I think they’re beautiful. It’s going to make us rich,” Trump said.... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1416: "Government does almost nothing well."

1/ The Biden administration is in the process of extending contracts for private immigration detention centers, expanding capacity ahead of Trump’s promised “largest deportation operation in American history.” Despite Biden’s campaign promises to ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1416: "Government does almost nothing well."

1/ The Biden administration is in the process of extending contracts for private immigration detention centers, expanding capacity ahead of Trump’s promised “largest deportation operation in American history.” Despite Biden’s campaign promises to ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1415: "They’re coming after you."

1/ Trump is considering replacing his choice for defense secretary with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. Pete Hegseth, who is facing allegations of sexual misconduct, financial mismanagement, and alcohol abuse, insisted “there’s no reason to back down” ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1415: "They’re coming after you."

1/ Trump is considering replacing his choice for defense secretary with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. Pete Hegseth, who is facing allegations of sexual misconduct, financial mismanagement, and alcohol abuse, insisted “there’s no reason to back down” ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1414: "Competing constitutional interests."

1/ Trump – citing the language Biden used to pardoned his son – urged a judge to dismiss his 34 felony convictions of orchestrating an illegal conspiracy to influence the 2016 presidential election by falsifying business records. “As President Bid... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1414: "Competing constitutional interests."

1/ Trump – citing the language Biden used to pardoned his son – urged a judge to dismiss his 34 felony convictions of orchestrating an illegal conspiracy to influence the 2016 presidential election by falsifying business records. “As President Bid... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1413: "Enough is enough."

1/ Biden issued a “full and unconditional pardon” for his son Hunter despite repeatedly saying he wouldn’t interfere in his son’s case or use his presidential powers to protect him. Biden said Hunter had been “selectively, and unfairly, prosecuted... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago

Day 1413: "Enough is enough."

1/ Biden issued a “full and unconditional pardon” for his son Hunter despite repeatedly saying he wouldn’t interfere in his son’s case or use his presidential powers to protect him. Biden said Hunter had been “selectively, and unfairly, prosecuted... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 4 months ago