Day 1231: "Reckless."

1/ Biden will issue an executive that would allow him to temporarily “shut down” the southern border when crossings surge. The order echoes Trump’s 2018 effort to ban migrants who cross the border illegally from claiming asylum, which was later bl... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 1227: "The real verdict is going to be Nov. 5."

1/ Trump, a former U.S. president and the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, is a convicted felon. A jury of 12 New Yorkers found Trump guilty on all 34 felon counts of orchestrating an illegal conspiracy to influence the 2016 presidenti... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 5 months ago

Day 1226: "A subversion of democracy."

1/ Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito refused to recuse himself from cases involving Trump and the Jan. 6 insurrection despite revelations that flags associated with Trump’s far-right supporters flew at his homes in Virginia and New Jersey. Alito ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 5 months ago

Day 1225: "Lacking in substance and professional courtesy."

1/ The judge presiding over Trump’s classified documents case denied a request from federal prosecutors to block Trump from making false claims that FBI agents were prepared to kill him during the search of Mar-a-Lago for classified documents in 2... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 5 months ago

Day 1220: "Not a king."

1/ The Supreme Court approved a white-dominated congressional district drawn by the Republican-controlled South Carolina legislature, reversing a lower court decision that found the map was an unconstitutional racial gerrymander that resulted in t... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1219: "Locked and loaded."

1/ Biden canceled $7.7 billion in student loans for another 160,000 borrowers. This latest round of forgiveness brings the total student debt relief approved by the Biden administration to $167 billion. More than one in 10 Americans with federal s... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1218: "An act of madness."

1/ Israel’s Communications Ministry confiscated camera and and broadcasting equipment from the Associated Press, claiming the news agency had violated a new broadcasting law for providing a live feed of Gaza to Al Jazeera. The Associated Press sai... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1217: "Objectionable and personally insulting."

1/ The International Criminal Court will seek arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar for alleged war crimes and crimes against humanity in Gaza. A panel of three judges will decide whether to is... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1213: "Restoring sanity."

1/ Biden asserted executive privilege over the audio of his interview with special counsel Robert Hur, who investigated Biden’s handling of classified documents. Republicans had sought the audio recording of Hur’s interview with Biden as part of t... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1212: "Ready to rumble."

1/ Biden and Trump agreed to a pair of presidential debates before the November election. The first debate is June 27. It’ll be hosted by CNN and will not have an audience. The second debate will be Sept. 10, and hosted by ABC News. Earlier in the... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 1211: "It's cheating."

1/ Biden announced new tariffs on $18 billion in Chinese imports, including electric vehicles, semiconductors, steel and aluminum products, and medical products. Notably, levies on imported Chinese electric vehicles will quadruple, from 25% to 100... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1210: "Just do it."

1/ Michael Cohen testified that Trump directed him to personally make the $130,000 hush payment to Stormy Daniels because her story would be “catastrophic” for his campaign. During testimony in Trump’s election interference trial involving falsifi... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1206: "Regrettable."

1/ Biden – acknowledging that U.S. weapons have been used to kill civilians in Gaza – threatened to cut off shipments of American weapons to Israel if Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu orders a full-scale invasion of Rafah. More than a million dis... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1205: "Problems, clearly."

1/ A Georgia court agreed to hear Trump’s appeal of a decision allowing Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis to continue the election interference case involving Trump and others. The decision makes it unlikely that the case will go to tria... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1204: "Blacked out."

1/ Israeli forces seized the Gaza side of the Rafah border crossing with Egypt, shutting down the flow of humanitarian aid. Israel sent tanks into Rafah and took control of the border crossing less than 24 hours after ordering about 100,000 Palest... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1203: "Not serving as a deterrent."

1/ Judge Juan Merchan threatened Trump with jail and fined him $1,000 for his 10th violation of the gag order in his election interference trial involving falsified business records. Last week, Merchan fined Trump $9,000 for the nine previous viol... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1199: "What have we done."

1/ Trump refused to unconditionally accept the results of the 2024 presidential election if he doesn’t win. In an interview with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Trump said he was prepared “to fight for the right of the country” – an echo to his sp... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1198: "Absolutely calling it."

1/ Biden will cancel $6 billion in student loans for people who attended the Art Institutes, a shuttered group of private for-profit colleges accused of fraud. “This institution falsified data, knowingly misled students, and cheated borrowers into... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1197: "You know, it depends."

1/ Trump was held in contempt of court and fined $9,000 for repeatedly violating a gag order that barred him from making public statements about witnesses and jurors in his Manhattan criminal trial. Trump was also ordered to remove seven “offendin... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1196: "Serious questions."

1/ Senior State Department officials warned that they don’t have “credible or reliable” assurances that Israel is using U.S.-provided weapons in accordance with international law. Under a National Security Memorandum that Biden issued in February,... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 6 months ago

Day 1192: "A rule for the ages."

1/ Former National Enquirer publisher David Pecker returned to the stand on the seventh day of Trump’s election interference trial involving falsified business records. Pecker testified that he spoke with Trump and Michael Cohen about paying Karen... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1191: "Everyone knows it."

1/ Biden signed the $95 billion national security package into law, overcoming months of opposition and infighting by Republicans in Congress. The package includes $60 billion in aid to Ukraine, $26 billion for Israel and humanitarian relief in Ga... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1190: "Silly."

1/ Trump will likely be found in contempt of court for violating his gag order in the election interference case involving falsified business records to conceal a hush money payment during the 2016 campaign. Prosecutors argued that Trump violated ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1189: "It’s called democracy."

1/ On the fifth day of Trump’s election interference case involving falsified business records to conceal a hush money payment during the 2016 campaign, the prosecution and defense both delivered opening statements. Prosecutor Matthew Colangelo fr... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1185: "Annoyance."

1/ On the third day of Trump’s election interference case involving falsified business records to conceal a hush money payment late in the 2016 campaign, two of the seven jurors already seated in the case were removed. One expressed concerns after... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1184: "Make our own decisions."

1/ Speaker Mike Johnson defied threats from his Republican colleagues to oust him and scheduled a vote on individual bills to fund Israel, Ukraine, and Taiwan. Johnson plans to have the House vote on three individual foreign aid bills, a fourth bi... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1183: "A clusterfuck."

1/ The House will vote on three individual bills to fund Israel, Ukraine, and Taiwan. A fourth bill would wrap several Republican foreign policy proposals into one, including the seizure of Russian assets, and a House-approved bill that could ban ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1182: "Take the win."

1/ Jury selection in Trump’s criminal hush money trial began, marking the first criminal prosecution of an American president. Trump is charged with 34 felony counts of falsifying business records as part of a scheme to conceal hush money payments... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1178: "No guarantee."

1/ Biden is reportedly considering an executive order to limit the number of asylum-seekers who can cross the southern border. After the bipartisan Senate bill collapsed earlier this year, the Biden administration is studying whether Biden has the... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1177: "Out of step."

1/ The EPA finalized the first-ever national limits on toxic “forever chemicals” in drinking water, a group of human-made chemicals that are considered especially harmful because they don’t degrade, can accumulate in the body and the environment, ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1176: "The extreme agenda."

1/ Arizona’s Supreme Court upheld a 160-year-old near-total ban on abortion. The court ruled that a 1864 territorial law, which went into effect 48 years before Arizona became a state, supersedes the state’s 2022 15-week ban. Under the 19th-centur... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1175: "The cruelty and the chaos."

1/ Biden announced a new student loan forgiveness plan that would cancel student debt for more than 30 million borrowers. Under the new plan, the administration would cancel up to $20,000 of a borrower’s accrued, unpaid interest regardless of thei... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1171: "There will be a change."

1/ Biden called for “an immediate ceasefire” in Gaza to “protect innocent civilians.” During a reportedly tense phone call with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Biden called the deaths of humanitarian workers caused by Israeli airstrikes... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1170: "Fundamentally flawed."

1/ Special Counsel Jack Smith warned the judge overseeing Trump’s classified documents case that she is pursuing a legal premise that “is wrong” and would “distort” the trial. In an unusual order last month, Judge Aileen Cannon directed Trump and ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1169: "This happens in war."

1/ An Israeli airstrike killed seven aid workers, leading to the World Central Kitchen charity suspending delivery of 240 tons of food to Gaza, where famine is imminent. The U.S.-based disaster relief nonprofit group said its team was traveling th... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1168: "Outrageous and abhorrent."

1/ The Biden administration authorized another weapons transfer to Israel despite public frustration with Israel’s conduct in the war and opposition to Israel’s planned invasion of Rafah, which could lead to mass casualties and exacerbate the huma... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 7 months ago

Day 1164: "The ideal must bend to the practical."

1/ The International Court of Justice ordered Israel to “take all necessary and effective measures” to improve the humanitarian situation in Gaza as famine sets in, including opening more land crossings to allow food, water, fuel, and medical supp... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1163: "A clear message."

1/ An Alabama Democrat won a special election in the state Legislature after making in vitro fertilization and abortion rights central to her campaign. Marilyn Lands – who had criticized the state’s near-total abortion ban and the recent state Sup... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1162: "Sufficient risk."

1/ The New York judge presiding over Trump’s hush money criminal trial imposed a gag order barring Trump from attacking witnesses, prosecutors, and jurors. Trump’s history of “prior extrajudicial statements establishes a sufficient risk to the adm... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1161: "A bit surprising and unfortunate."

1/ The U.N. Security Council passed a resolution demanding an immediate ceasefire in Gaza during the month of Ramadan and the release of all hostages. The U.S., however, abstained, which allowed the resolution to pass 14-0. This is the first cease... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1157: "Enough is enough."

1/ The Biden administration will cancel nearly $6 billion in federal student loans for 78,000 Americans through the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program. The latest student debt cancellation allows eligible borrowers to have their remaining deb... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1156: "Historic progress."

1/ A federal appeals court blocked a Texas law allowing state police to arrest people suspected of illegally crossing the Texas-Mexico border — hours after the Supreme Court had allowed it to go into effect. The appeals court judges are now consid... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1155: "Further chaos."

1/ Biden and House Republicans reached a deal to fund the government, but Congress might not have time to pass the legislation before a partial shutdown this weekend. House rules require 72 hours between when legislation is made public and when me... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1154: "A practical impossibility."

1/ Trump doesn’t have enough money to post the $464 million appeal bond he owes in his New York civil fraud case, according to a court filing by Trump’s attorneys. Trump needs to post the appeal bond in order to prevent New York Attorney General L... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1150: "Serious consideration."

1/ The Manhattan DA’s office agreed to delay the start of the hush money case against Trump by 30 days. “Specifically, yesterday the USAO produced approximately 31,000 pages of additional records and represented that there will be another producti... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1149: "Lack of detail."

1/ A Georgia judge threw out six charges in the Georgia election meddling case against Trump and his allies. The decision by Fulton County Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee marks the first time any charges have been dropped in the four criminal ca... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1148: "Requisite intent."

1/ A group of Independent and Democratic senators led by Bernie Sanders urged Biden to suspend U.S. military aid to Israel until it allows humanitarian assistance to reach Gaza. In a letter, the senators argued that blocking aid violates the Forei... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1147: "Not on my watch."

1/ Biden proposed a $7.3 trillion budget for the next fiscal year that would raise taxes on high earners and corporations to keep Social Security and Medicare from hitting insolvency within the next decade. Additionally, the budget calls for resto... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago