The Hunt Is Over

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART | Continue reading


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Quarantine Cake Wrecks

Minions, bakeries are really getting serious about this social distancing thing. First we had to stand 6 feet apart in line, now THIS: | Continue reading


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Rejected Princess Movies

And now… Rejected Princess Movies... in cake.   Snow White And The Swamps of Sadness | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Celebrates China & Cherry Blossoms

Back in high school I went on a class trip to Washington DC during cherry blossom season - which, if you've ever experienced, you know is pure magic . It made such an impact that John and I later went back just to see the trees bloom again.  Anyway, I got to thinking about … | Continue reading


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"Baby Sowers" Vs "Noovs"

Here's a late Valentine's submission that TRUMPS all others: | Continue reading


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Spider-Man And Elsa Walk Into The Millennium Falcon...

Amber's twins were having a birthday, and just so we're clear, by "twins" I mean her  actual children . Just covering all the bases for you long-term readers. ( FLAAAAASHBAAAAACK .) Anyhoo, since Amber is one of those awesome moms who doesn't make her kids  share &nb | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Why Is It Always Clowns?

And now, the conclusion of Jen living out her dreams of being a Richard Marx cover band.  (Wait, can one person be a band? Am I a one-woman-Marx band? Huh. Tell you what, let's skip this discussion and just get on with the rest of the song. Unless you missed Part 1 yester … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Wrecked Here, Waiting For You Pt 1

It's National Cleaning Week, minions, which feels appropriate since that's what a lot of you are doing with your extra free time at home. Not me, though. I already work at home, so I have exactly the same amount of free time as before, and I need all of it for browsing Insta … | Continue reading


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Perfectly Lovely And "BIG AND THICK"

This is a perfectly lovely wedding cake, you guys.  Perfectly lovely. | Continue reading


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12 Stay-At-Home Sweets

Hey, Sweets fans. How YOU doin'?  ::eyebrow waggle:: No really, how're you hanging in with all this... hanging in? Do you have enough of these bad boys? | Continue reading


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FILL 'ER UP

Not-So-Frozen Cupcakes: | Continue reading


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A Thank You Note To Wreckerators

I'd like to take a moment to thank the people who've made the last 12 years of my life possible: The wreckerators.   Dear Wreckorators, Hi. It's me again. Listen, I know you're busy... | Continue reading


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Wedding Missed Marks, #637

Bethany wanted her wedding cake to be a flight of fancy: | Continue reading


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LET'S SEE SOME APPROPRIATELY DISTANCED EXCITEMENT

It's St. Patrick's day, minions, and as I look out there, I can practically read the excitement on your faces. | Continue reading


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Good Ol' Reliable Rex

How's this for a strange Monday, eh, minions? I mean, I'm always an anti-social hermit holed up with my cats and snacks, but this may be new territory for you lot. So on behalf of all anti-social introverts who work from home, allow me to just say... Welcome. And listen, … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

12 Wow-Factor Wedding Cakes

I scroll through hundreds of gorgeous cakes every week, and after 10+ years it can be tough to find 10 or 11 to fit a specific theme each Sunday. So this week, my only requirement? Wedding cakes that made me say "WOW." Starting with this sweet and airy Art Deco number: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

If St. Patrick's Day Was A Horror Movie

[movie announcer voice] It's the slasher/horror/thriller of the season, and it's coming... FOR YOU. | Continue reading


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The Mane Event

If only we had some clue what Asher wanted on his birthday cake, minions. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

That's Like The OPPOSITE Of A Pot Of Gold

When CW reader Michelle ordered her 6-year-old daughter's birthday cake, she decided to stick with something classic: a rainbow. That's right, just a niiiice, simple rainbow, "with a cloud on either end."   As it turned out, though, Michelle's baker MAY have been a little … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

It Belongs In A Museum!

Thanks to Fred C., Robin C., Amber H., and Andy Warhol, who said, "Art is anything you can get away with."  ****** That reminds me, I found some more goodies for my fellow art lovers: | Continue reading


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A Rose By Any Other Name... Would Be Weird

Ack! We missed Unique Names Day, but we can't just let that pass us by! SO. Here's to you,  Dufus: | Continue reading


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Old School Sweets: Retro Video Game Cakes!

It's Retro Video Game Day, Sweets fans, so we're going OLD SCHOOL. | Continue reading


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Mini Dog Nuts, Jedi Kitty, & BIG P

You and me both, Tiffany: | Continue reading


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Maybe We Should Stick With "Bag of Baboon Balls"

The English language is the stuff of poetry, minions, and there's nothing quite so satisfying as finding a new, never-before-used way of expressing the fact that a cake is uglier than a bag of baboon balls.* [*"Bag of Baboon Balls" is the name of my Monkee's cover band.] … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The Surprise Gender Bender

The Gender Reveal cake is such a simple concept: your baker uses either pink or blue icing inside, depending on if you're having a girl or a boy. Then you cut into the cake to learn the happy news. But this is Cake Wrecks, minions. I HAVE NO HAPPY NEWS. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

If It Takes You 'Til The 4th Cake To Get The Joke, Know That I'm Judging You

It's Pet-Sitters week, minions, and I have just the cakes to celebrate: | Continue reading


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Spacing: The Final Wrecked Tier

To quote Taylor Swift, I've got a blank space, baby: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Sings It's Not Easy Being Green

Writing this post gave me an unexpected wallop in the feels department, gang.  I hope it gives you a little warm glow, too. (If it's been a while, go listen to Kermit sing this song here .) ***** It's not that easy bein' green, | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

A Toad-ally Awesome Leap Day Celebration

Tomorrow is Leap Day, minions, so we've decided to take the  completely original  route of celebrating with frog cakes. | Continue reading


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"You Wanted What Now?"

The baker asked Beth how she wanted the writing to look: cursive, all-caps, etc. "Oh, just regular." | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Oodles and Noodles of "Fun"

Minions, a cafe in Jakarta has recently started selling "cakes" made out of Ramen Noodles, and as you might imagine.... I HAVE THOUGHTS. Which I will now express in Office gifs, because this is the internet. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

This Tuesday Isn't Fat, It's Fluffy

Egads, you guys, I almost forgot today was Mardi Gras!! Thank goodness the wreckerators out there have given us so many helpful reminders. You know, like all the beads: | Continue reading


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Evolution Of A Big Bird Wreck

Stage 1: Excitement | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Brings You SKULLS ON PLATTERS

I was at a total loss for a Sweets theme this week, gang. And since John and I've been fighting with our health insurance for far too many hours over dumb billing stuff, I was also in a highly murderous mood. So how do you channel a murderous mood into pretty cakes? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Mermaid To Order

Anna writes, "I spelled it out  three times  for them over the phone." | Continue reading


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Unicorn Horns: Do They Really Need A Point?

Karen's "unicorn" debacle last week inspired me, minions. See, I love unicorn cakes. I love unicorn wrecks . So why not bring the two together? Beauty: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The Bananas Are Totally Helping: Women Weirdly Wearing Cake

Since I started this blog I've seen my share of cakes crammed onto real live ladies. Here's a croquembouche dress: | Continue reading


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EXTREME CELEBRITY MASHUP MATH

OK, minions, this is pretty advanced stuff, but stay with me: | Continue reading


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Playing The Name Game

Sure, names are hard, and with folks naming their kids Kyd and Blendrr and "Jennifer with one N", you can't  really  blame the poor bakers for getting it wrong. Unless it's really funny, of course.   Think "Eva" is easy to spell? Well it is. Almost.. | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Splits Up! 11 Gorgeous Double-Sided Cakes

I love seeing how bakers tackle the challenge of a double birthday cake, so today, gang, we're going halfsies . | Continue reading


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Valentine's Review

Remember a few days ago when I told you guys to make Valentine’s Day extra confusing? Well, looks like some bakers out there took my advice...TO HEART. | Continue reading


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Karen Ordered A Unicorn Cake For Her Daughter's Birthday, And I May Never Recover

Karen asked her bakery to make a cute unicorn cake for her 8-year-old's birthday party, and brought along this picture as a reference: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The Best/Worst Valentine Cakes To Give Someone You Love

Wonky hearts and cupid bows are so predictable. Why not spice up this Valentines Day with something a little...  you know ... [eyebrow waggle] | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Strumming Up Some Wrecks For "Get Out Your Guitar Day"

Ever wonder what would have happened if the Beatles had gotten a Cake Wreck? No? See, that's why you have me. ::evil grin:: **** I look at it all See the icing that's heaping | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

I Swear It's Only Powdered Sugar, Officer...

It's National Flirting Week, minions, and I have a few suggestions for getting the ball rolling with your new crush.   OPTION 1:  The Conversation Starter | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Cutie Patootie Valentine Cakes Just For YOU

Valentine’s Day is this week, and I for one welcome the avalanche of half-off candy that's sure to follow: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

6 Traumatizing Kids' Cakes That Will Have Them Asking For Pie Next Time

Bakers, I've got an incredibly easy holiday for you today:  It's "Give Kids A Smile Day!" That's it. That's all we ask. Just make a cake to make the kiddos smile. Ready? Aaaaaaand.... go. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

"Poopy" Seeds, Censored Snow, & A Whale of A Penis

An oceanography institute held a dessert contest for their employees, but someone  apparently  decided to cheat a bit, aaaand: | Continue reading


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