All About That Boss

Because I'm All about that boss 'Bout that boss | Continue reading


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The Cake Wrecks Ghosthunters' Guide

It's officially Ghost Season, fellow Ghost Hunters, but there's more to bagging a boggart than you might think! First you need the gear, so gather up your tape recorder, flashlight, vintage 1997 camcorder, easily-startled jock friends, and 5-year series contract from the Histor … | Continue reading


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No No, Thank YOU, Canada

Today may be Columbus Day here in the U.S., but it's also Canadian Thanksgiving, so.... | Continue reading


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I'm Bringing Skeksis Back: 10 Dark Crystal Sweets!

I just watched the making-of special for the new Dark Crystal series last night, so you know what that means! | Continue reading


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5 Wrecks And A Funeral

On the plus side, it IS the right color: | Continue reading


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This Is Gonna Be GOOD: Happy Cake "Decorating" Day!

It's National Cake Decorating Day, bakers, so let's go over those basics again!   Remember, it all starts with a good foundation: | Continue reading


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YES WE CA... Oh. Well, Crap.

Thanks to Lionel S. for reminding us there's also no "eye" in "team," although I don't see what that has to do with anything. ***** | Continue reading


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5 Cakes That Demand (And Defy?) Explanation

Ever stumble into a conversation that's both confusing and SUPER interesting? Like once I was walking around the Magic Kingdom and overheard someone say, "The blood is how you know it's working." I sensibly kept right on walking, but you better believe I had some questions spr … | Continue reading


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Yes, Bakers, You CAN Be Creepy!!

Here's something I never understand: every Halloween, the one time when bakeries are SUPPOSED to make scary and/or disturbing cakes, suddenly THIS is their idea of creepy: | Continue reading


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11 Wedding Cakes For Book Lovers

What happens when literature lovers marry? | Continue reading


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Sorry, Keisha

Ever watched your man drop his towel and do a "sexy dance?" And if so... | Continue reading


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Instagram VS Reality, Vol. 2

I'm back with more lofty inspiration photos and the wrecks they inspired, because sometimes we all need to aim high, crash hard, and have a good laugh. INSTAGRAM: | Continue reading


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Accidental Cattiness

They asked for Happy Birthday, with a drawing of a sun. | Continue reading


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Instagram VS Reality: Cake Wrecks Edition

You guys send me a lot of inspiration photos with your wrecks - the photos you supposedly showed your baker while you were ordering. I say "supposedly" because sometimes the inspiration photos you send are so, SO far off from the cakes you actually received that it's hekkin' … | Continue reading


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Now That's Using His Head

They asked for, "Happy Birthday Sally/Mom," but I suspect they ordered it over the phone. | Continue reading


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11 Freshly Brewed Cakes For People Who Can't Live Without Coffee

It's Coffee Day, my friends, and the time has come to celebrate coffee properly: WITH CAKE! Yep, today's Sweets are for you coffee addicts out there. You know who you are. You need your morning cup of joe - or double mocha whipped cream frappuccino with chocolate sprinkles: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

8 Cake Love Notes Gone Wrong

It's National Love Note Day, but don't be boring and write an  actual  note; order a cake, instead! Bakers are standing by to tell your sweetheart how you  really  feel, using one of these convenient, pre-selected designs! Just choose from: The Boxer: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

How The South Celebrates The First Week Of Autumn

It's the first week of Autumn, minions, and I think I speak for ALL Floridians when I glare bitterly at everyone north of us for daring to have temperatures below 85 degrees. That's not so say we don't know how to party Autumnal style here in the South, though, because BOY HO … | Continue reading


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All Dolled Up

We all have a slightly irrational fear, right?  Maybe it's sharks: | Continue reading


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Punctuation Rule's

Today is National Punctuation Day, so I thought it'd be good to go over the five basic;... "punctuation" rules. Bakers,  pay attention.   Rule #1: Sometimes periods, question marks, and exclamation points are important. | Continue reading


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Autumn's Equal Knocks

Ahh, fall. The time of year that puts a little nip in the air - not to mention our bakeries! | Continue reading


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Talk About Your Trunk Space, Check THESE Sweets Out!

It's Elephant Appreciation Day, Sweets fans, and I for one cannot WAIT to shower these pastry pachyderm with praise: | Continue reading


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These Bakers Are Hard Core

Ever feel like bakers are speaking a whole 'nother language? | Continue reading


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Customer's Pitch Results In Tents Moment

Matthew G.'s mom had just finished her final chemo treatment, so it was time to celebrate. He ordered a cake from his local bakery, asking them to write, "You did it!" and "Cancer free!" on a simple chocolate cake. When Matthew went to pick up the order, though, he found his ca | Continue reading


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8 Hilarious Wrecks Bakers Want Us To Believe Are Football Helmets

I'll be the first to admit that a football helmet is not the easiest thing to draw: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Print Me A Picture

It's "Build A Better Image Week," bakers, and as an expert in image... [slinks down in chair to hide grungy PJs and frizzy Hermione hair]... I am here to help.  This time we're working on your edible images, so lets zip through the basics. First things first, run spe … | Continue reading


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Tell Me What You Want, What You Literally Want...

They asked for a big number 8. | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Sew Much Fun

Did you know September is National Sewing Month?  The trouble is, I can't sew. I mean, REALLY can't sew.  Still, it's Sewing's Month, so let's try to make something, shall we? We'll make a quilt! | Continue reading


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PERILOUS PERIL

It's Friday the 13th, and wreckerators are up to their old tricks:  Cakes that stare: | Continue reading


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The Clucking Dead

Because bakeries are running out of ideas, I give you: John Deere Zombie Chickens! | Continue reading


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Shower The People You Love With... NOT THAT

So, you're throwing a baby shower? Sweet! I CAN HELP. Now, you may want the cake to say something about the baby's gender. | Continue reading


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Gone Fishin'

They say its therapeutic | Continue reading


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Bear Necessities

Today we celebrate... teddy bears. | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets is SICK

Hi, everyone! Sharyn here. Jen and John were off at Dragon Con last weekend, so since they figured they'd be down with Con Crud all week, they asked if I'd write Sweets for today. "Con Crud," as you may know, is a cold/flu/post-apocalyptic mutating pathogen malaise thing tha … | Continue reading


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Misty Water-Colored Mammories!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... | Continue reading


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Of COURSE I'm Small Enough To Ride A Bald Eagle

Minions, today I'm here to talk to you about strategic thinking . But that's boring, so lets call it STRATEGERY instead . You see, thinking ahead and forming a plan are at the very heart of the rough-and-tumble world of cake decorating. Observe: | Continue reading


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School House Wrecks

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Let's See Some Enthusiasm, I Guess...

It's International Enthusiasm Week, and as always, we can DEPEND on our bakers to provide the most enthusiastic... | Continue reading


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The Most Laborious of Days

In celebration of Labor Day, let's see if we can't find the perfectly proportioned Mom-In-Labor cake, shall we? | Continue reading


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10 Geekalicious Wedding Cakes (You Love Them? I KNOW)

If you've been here a while, minions, then you know every year John and I make the trek up to Atlanta this weekend to get our geek on at Dragon Con. This year is no different, and though I'm currently exhausted and sore and probably up to my eyeballs in glitter and dropped fea … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

You Might Belong At Dragon Con If...

This weekend John and I are at  Dragon Con , one of the world's largest sci-fi, comicbook, fantasy, and pop-culture conventions. For four blistering days more than 70,000 geeks will flood downtown Atlanta, and oh yes, IT WILL BE GLORIOUS. Maybe you've heard about Drago … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

And Now, The Conclusion Of Our Romance Novel Cake Story

Our intrepid protagonist is working her way through the city, one Derek at a time. But now a dashing leprechaun vampire stands before her! (Well, maybe a little below her.) | Continue reading


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Sound Off

When bakers choose to wreck for a spell: | Continue reading


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When Bakers Write Accidental Romance: A Cake Wrecks Novel

National Read a Romance Month is nearly over, minions, but who has time to read a whole romance novel? NO ONE THAT'S WHO. So here, let's zip through a quick & torrid story on these cakes, instead. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

The Eyes Have It

It's National Eye Exam Month, guys! So how 'bout we give the old peepers a check up? First, read the following aloud: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Sunday Sweets For Kiss And Make Up Day

It's "Kiss and Make Up Day," cake fans, isn't that sweet?  Naturally, I must find you some appropriately lovely cakes. So first, a KISS: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

I'll Never Stop Laughing Over This "Unicorn"

Heather asked her bakery if they could add a unicorn to her cookie cake. They said - and this is a direct quote -  "Yes." "YES." So just so we're clear: the professional baking people said yes, they  could  add a unicorn to Heather's cookie cake. | Continue reading


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Three Times Customers Told Bakers Exactly Where To Stick It

I know we've all been tempted sometimes, minions, but these people actually did it. UP TOP! | Continue reading


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