11 Utterly Bizarre Display Cakes Just Hangin' Out Like It's NBD

[NOTE : Today’s post will make SO much more sense if you know the Phineas & Ferb theme song .] ***** Today's cakes are not special orders. No one asked for them this way. In fact, they were all found ready-made in bakery display cases, just waiting for the right cus … | Continue reading


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If Only The Bakers Could Go Back...

Is everyone back to school now? Yes? Oh, good. Ahem hem hem. STAY IN THERE, KIDS. | Continue reading


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STICKY SAVAGES

Minions, today we celebrate the humble cupcake. | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Celebrates Disney Villains!

You know how stores are already stocking Halloween decorations, and on the one hand you're annoyed (because "Sweet Stay Puft, it's still SUMMER!") and on the other hand you're kinda thrilled? (Because "Sweet Stay Puft, it's still Summer .")  I feel you, my sweaty boos | Continue reading


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The Worst Kind Of Cheesecake

Dang, Richard, what's your secret? | Continue reading


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I Literally Can't Think Of Any More Literal Puns

Oooh, look, they remembered the H this time! | Continue reading


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World Calligraphy Day

It's World Calligraphy Day, minions, and lucky for you I've been watching lots of hand-lettering videos on Instagram. In fact, after a few minutes of watching other people write stuff REALLY pretty, I can safely say that I, too, am an expert at calligraphy. Will I share some … | Continue reading


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Don't Mess With The Marines OR Their Cakes

CW reader Joe's sister-in-law brought this picture in to her bakery: | Continue reading


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Romance Is Wrecked

It's that time again, gang: "Resurrect Romance Week," aka six months after Valentine's Day, when we're to contemplate reigniting "the spark" with our better halves. (You know, that person currently hogging the remote and scratching his/her unmentionables.)   Sometimes, | Continue reading


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The Fault In Our Sweets

There's another new cake trend sweeping social media, and it's definitely winning me over: | Continue reading


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When Given The Choice, I Do Prefer My Watermelon Boneless

Could we pause for a moment to appreciate the fact that someone was PAID to do this? | Continue reading


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FURRY LITTLE DEMON SPAWN

Rejoice with me, feline fanciers, for today... IS CAT DAY. Yes, finally, at long last, after all our years of waiting , we can truly CELEBRATE all the little joys our catty children bring us. Things like: 1. Staring at us in silent judgement while we talk on the phone: | Continue reading


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Anyone Have A Funny Feeling This Week?

Minions, without even knowing it, you just survived Clown Week! Yep, for that last seven days clowns have been slithering into position: | Continue reading


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Writhing, Gren, & Diferent

Look out, "Mom." | Continue reading


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Getting To Know You...

Getting to know your customers is crucial when running a business. So bakers, I thought I'd introduce you to a few of YOUR customers from the CW audience: | Continue reading


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11 Pretty Pirate Cakes For The Month Of ARRR-gust

It's Pirate Month, minions, which means it's time to gather all the essential elements. First, a Skull n' Crossbones to proclaim our piratey tendencies: | Continue reading


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Summer Poetry Slam

What can I say, these wreck bring out the poet in me.  Or maybe I've had too much sun today.   He slides along,  UNseeing  UNknowing  What's with  The balloons? | Continue reading


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Spider-Man Day!

It's Spider-Man Day, minions, and let me tell you, this is one busy superhero. Whether he's stretching out tangled telephone cords: | Continue reading


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There's Really Only One Direction This Can Go...

Wrecky minion Catie paid her bakery $150 to make a Death Star cake something like this: | Continue reading


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No Excuses? Here, Try These

Dear Jen, Help! It's July and there are no good holidays coming up, plus no birthdays in my family, and I WANT CAKE. Can you help? - Cakeless in Cincinnati   Dear Cakeless, My dear wrecky minion, you've come to the right place. Fact is, there are  lots &n … | Continue reading


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Santa, Baby, PUT THAT AWAY

Kristy L. sent in this screenshot of a local bakery's online ad, along with a caption I couldn't beat if I tried. All she wrote was, "Sun's out, fun's out!" | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Makes A Splash!

There's a Sweet new trend going around with mostly Russian cake artists, and I think you guys are gonna love it: | Continue reading


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With Apologies To Gloria Estefan: The Turds Get In The Way

::grabbing microphone:: ::singing soulfully:: But the turds get in the way | Continue reading


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Somebody Please Help Me Stop Looking At This

It took me entirely too long to realize this IS in English: | Continue reading


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This Is Probably Why Drive-Through Bakeries Don't Exist

Today is "Drive-Through Day," minions. Think we've got a cake for that? Offffff course we do. | Continue reading


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5 Terrifying Kids' Cakes To Make You Poop A Little

Parents, are the kids making too much noise? Need to quiet them down a bit? Maybe get them rocking themselves in the fetal position for the next few hours, followed by a life-long enrollment in therapy? THEN DO WE HAVE THE CAKES FOR YOU!! | Continue reading


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Good Luck Wrecking The Castle!

Joanna H. ordered this cake for her 30th birthday: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets For Lace Week

Hey, it's International Lace Week! Think we can find any Sweets with edible lace on them? | Continue reading


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The Far Side of Cake, Vol. 10

By an unfortunate coincidence, little Tyler's cake was a grim reminder of the Great Triple-Flush Funeral of 2013. | Continue reading


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The Big O Finale

They say she studied her head off for that diploma: | Continue reading


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Take Your Poet To Work Day

I was browsing a list of holidays this month and read that today is "Take Your Poet To Work Day." Now, it's conceivable that "poet" is a typo for "pet"... but I choose to believe otherwise.  Mostly because I posted all my best dog wrecks on Monday. So with | Continue reading


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Olaf Heats Things Up

[Olaf:] "Oh, I don't know why but I've always loved the idea of summer , and sun , and all things hot ... | Continue reading


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8 Dog Cakes To Get You Out Of The Doghouse

It's "Get Out Of The Doghouse" day, minions, and as always, I am here to help. We won't dwell on WHY you're in the doghouse, but suffice to say someone, somewhere, is annoyed. (Especially the dog, I imagine.) So make it up to your special someone with one of these 8 sure-fire … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Bright Summer Florals

One of my favorite things about Summer is all the COLOR. Bright florals are everywhere, and I can't get enough: | Continue reading


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When Photo Cakes Go Wrong

Karen noticed something a bit odd about her son's "sports-themed" cake: | Continue reading


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These Sports Wrecks Are In A League Of Their Own

It's Sports Cliché Week, minions, and the gloves. are. off. | Continue reading


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Wreck Every Mountain - Plus These Wedding Cakes, While You're At It

They asked for mountains: | Continue reading


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Cool Story, Bra

WARNING: Despite my best efforts, today's post is probably NSFW. Sorry/you're welcome. ****** [running in] MINIONS. Did you hear? IT'S NO BRA DAY. Granted, roughly half the population celebrates No Bra Day every day, but for the REST of us - the ones forever tugging … | Continue reading


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In Which We Try To Come Up With New Ways To Say "Nailed It"

The baker  swore  she could recreate this Mad Hatter cake: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Is ON FIRE

When you live in the Sunshine State people tend to think of that in a positive sense, like it's all soft sunny days and rainbows down here. | Continue reading


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Do You Believe In Mircles?

I call this one, " But not today. " | Continue reading


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Go Fourth And Wreckerate!

You guys, I really don't know how to say this. But... .... here goes. | Continue reading


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The Answer Is Always Yellow

And now, let us journey into a world I like to call: | Continue reading


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"Uncle!"

In the spirit of  Angry Santa , I give you... TERRIFIED UNCLE SAM. | Continue reading


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VADER FACES THE HAMMERED NUTS

Kelly asked her baker to put just this T-shirt design on her cake: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Celebrates Social Media Day

It's Social Media day, Sweets fans, and this is one quirky holiday I can get behind wholeheartedly. | Continue reading


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You Had Me At “Eggplant/Platypus Hybrid”

Andy wanted to keep it simple, so he asked for just 3 letters on his cake: HBD. (I guess for SOME reason he was afraid of giving the baker anything more complicated.) When the baker seemed confused, Andy helpfully explained that HBD was just an acronym for "Happy Birthday." He … | Continue reading


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In Which John Takes A Lickin'

And now, Cake Wrecks is proud to celebrate National Headache Month and Happy Birthday Day, all in one post. | Continue reading


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