Day 1143: "We're not waiting."

1/ Biden will order the U.S. military to build a temporary port and pier in Gaza so more humanitarian aid can reach 2.3 million Palestinian civilians in need. Biden has reportedly grown frustrated with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who has re... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1142: "Earn the votes."

1/ The House passed a $460 billion package of spending bills, setting up a Senate vote before Friday’s deadline to avert yet another partial government shutdown. The measure packages six of the 12 required appropriations bills and will extend fund... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1141: "The situation is simply intolerable."

1/ Today is Super Tuesday. Democrats and Republicans are casting ballots in 15 states for their party’s nominee for president, Senate, House, and governors races that can determine political control of Congress and states for the next two to four ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1140: "Such chaos."

1/ The Supreme Court unanimously reversed the Colorado Supreme Court decision to remove Trump from the ballot for engaging in an insurrection on Jan. 6. The ruling ends efforts in Colorado, Illinois, Maine and elsewhere to remove Trump from the ba... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1136: "Posed a threat."

1/ A state judge in Illinois ruled that Trump had engaged in insurrection and disqualified him from the state’s primary ballot. Trump appealed Judge Tracie Porter’s decision to ban him for his role in the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. Illinois is ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1135: "Bait."

1/ Mitch McConnell will step down as the Senate Republican leader in November. The 82-year-old is the longest-serving Senate leader in history and has faced a series of recent health issues, including a concussion, a fall that required him to use ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 8 months ago

Day 1134: "You can't do both."

1/ Biden suggested that a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas could begin as soon as next week, saying talks were “close but not done yet.” Negotiators are nearing an agreement that would halt Israel’s military operations in Gaza in exchange for th... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1133: "Clarifying."

1/ Alabama lawmakers are considering “clarifying” legislation that would “protect” in vitro fertilization following the state Supreme Court’s ruling that embryos are children and protected under Alabama’s Wrongful Death of a Minor Act. With aborti... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1129: "That's unfortunate."

1/ A third Alabama fertility clinic stopped its vitro fertilization program following the state Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are children. By classifying “cryopreserved embryos” as children, the ruling opens families, clinics, and doct... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1128: "The type of chaos that we expected."

1/ The Alabama Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos created through in vitro fertilization are “children” under the state’s Wrongful Death of a Minor Act. The Alabama ruling permits three couples to sue for wrongful death after their frozen emb... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1127: "Wishful and irresponsible."

1/ For the third time, the U.S. vetoed a United Nations Security Council resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza. The vote in the 15-member Security Council was 13 in favor with the U.S. against. The U.K. abstained from voting. The ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Updat … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1122: "Unprecedented stress."

1/ The first of Trump’s four criminal trials will start March 25. Justice Juan Merchan set the trial date after denying Trump’s attempt to dismiss the 34 felony charges, which center on allegations that Trump falsified business records to cover up... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1121: "Destabilizing."

1/ Democrats won a special election and flipped George Santos’ seat in the House. Tom Suozzi defeated Republican Mazi Pilip to take the seat vacated by Santos, who was indicted on a charge of fraud and then expelled from Congress. When Suozzi is s... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1120: "It will be devastating."

1/ The Senate approved $95 billion in aid to Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan by a 70-29 vote. Despite efforts by Trump, hard-right Republicans, and House Speaker Mike Johnson to kill the legislation, Senate Republican support for the deal increased ov... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1119: "Appalling and unhinged."

1/ Trump said he would “encourage” Russia to “do whatever the hell they want” to NATO countries that were “delinquent” in meeting the group’s guidelines for defense spending. Trump, recounting an exchange from his time in office with the leader of... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1115: "A good first step."

1/ The Senate advanced a $95 billion aid package for Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan after Republicans rejected a version of the bill that included the border policy changes they had demanded. The vote of 67-32 allows the Senate to begin consideration... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1114: "Delusional."

1/ House Republicans failed to impeach Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas after four Republicans joined Democrats in voting against what would have been the second-ever impeachment of a Cabinet official. Although the vote failed 214-21... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1113: "Show some spine."

1/ A federal appeals court rejected Trump’s claim that he’s immune from federal prosecution for his efforts to overturn the 2020 election. “We cannot accept former President Trump’s claim that a President has unbounded authority to commit crimes t... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1112: "Playing politics."

1/ House Republicans vowed to kill the Senate’s bipartisan $118.3 billion national security bill that pairs strict border enforcement policies with aid for Ukraine, Israel, and other U.S. allies. For months, Republicans have demanded concessions f... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1108: "This is a dangerous moment."

1/ The House passed a bipartisan tax package that pairs a temporary expansion of the child tax credit with a trio of business tax breaks. The bill includes $33 billion to expand the child tax credit for three years. The bill is estimated to benefi... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1107: "A holy war."

1/ FBI Director Christopher Wray warned that Chinese hackers are preparing to “wreak havoc and cause real-world harm” to critical U.S. infrastructure, including water treatment plants, electrical grids, oil and natural gas pipelines, and transport... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1106: "That's absurd."

1/ Republicans – who have for months insisted on changes to border and migration policy as a condition of approving any additional aid to Ukraine – declared that the bipartisan Senate-proposed border deal would be “dead on arrival” in the House. T... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1105: "Something Donald Trump hates."

1/ House Republicans released two articles of impeachment against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, accusing him of “willful and systemic refusal to comply with the law” and “breach of public trust.” Republicans have repeatedly accus... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 9 months ago

Day 1101: "The nominee."

1/ Trump threatened anyone who donates to Nikki Haley “will be permanently barred from the MAGA camp.” The super political action committee backing Haley raised $50.1 million in the last six months of 2023 – about $5 million more than Trump’s supe... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1100: "Disruptive consequences."

1/ Trump won New Hampshire’s primary, defeating Nikki Haley and advancing closer to the Republican nomination. It was the first time a non-incumbent Republican candidate in the modern era won both the Iowa and New Hampshire Republican contests. Tr... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1099: "An atmosphere of fear."

1/ Nikki Haley vowed to continue her presidential campaign even if Trump wins New Hampshire’s first-in-the-nation Republican primary, saying “This has always been a marathon. It’s never been a sprint.” Most polls, however, showed Haley trailing Tr... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1098: "A total failure to launch."

1/ The Biden administration announced new steps to expand access to contraception, abortion medication, and emergency abortion care at hospitals on the 51st anniversary of Roe v. Wade. Eighteen months after the Supreme Court overruled Roe v. Wade,... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1094: "Cascading failures."

1/ The House and Senate passed a stopgap spending bill to prevent a partial government shutdown this weekend, sending the measure to Biden as Congress continues to struggle with approving all 12 appropriations bills that fund the government. The s... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1093: "Loudly saying things that are false."

1/ A Maine judge delayed ruling on whether Trump’s name can appear on that state’s primary ballot, saying the Supreme Court needs to issue a decision on a similar case in Colorado first. Earlier this year, Maine’s secretary of state removed Trump ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1092: "The situation sucks."

1/ Congressional leaders agreed on a short-term funding bill to avert a partial government shutdown. The House, however, canceled votes on the spending bill due to a winter storm despite several agencies and government functions set to run out of ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1087: "One of the greatest shows of hypocrisy in history."

1/ Trump defied the judge presiding over his $370 million civil fraud trial and delivered a brief courtroom speech claiming that he’s an “innocent man” and that the lawsuit brought by New York Attorney General Letitia James is “a fraud on me.” Jud... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1086: Irrelevant matters."

1/ House Republicans revolted against a bipartisan spending deal, openly criticized their new speaker, and blocked a procedural vote on an unrelated bill. As a result, House votes for the day were cancelled while Speaker Mike Johnson attempts to r... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1085: "Trump doesn’t give a damn about people."

1/ The U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit reacted with skepticism to Trump’s unprecedented claim that a president could only be charged with a crime unless they’re impeached and convicted by Congress first. Trump argued that prosecuting hi... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1084: "Fair notice."

1/ The Supreme Court agreed to review the Colorado Supreme Court’s decision to remove Trump from that state’s ballot. The court will hear the case on an expedited basis with arguments starting Feb. 8. The Colorado Republican Party urged the justic... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1080: "A scandal."

1/ Trump’s businesses received at least $7.8 million from foreign governments – most of it from China – during his time in office, according to a report by the House Oversight Committee. During the two-year period that the committee was able to re... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1079: "The fate of our democracy."

1/ Trump asked the Supreme Court to keep his name on Colorado ballot. Last month, the Colorado Supreme Court ruled that Trump engaged in an insurrection before and during the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol and as a result Trump was “disqualif... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1078: "Of course."

1/ Maine’s secretary of state removed Trump from the state’s presidential primary ballot based on the Constitution’s “insurrectionist ban.” The decision makes Maine the second state to disqualify Trump from office, after the Colorado Supreme Court... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 10 months ago

Day 1072: "Dictatorship," "revenge," and "power."

1/ The Supreme Court rejected special counsel Jack Smith’s request to immediately decide whether Trump is immune from prosecution for bid to overturn his 2020 election loss. The decision raises the possibility that Trump’s federal 2020 election tr... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1065: "Destroying the fabric of our country."

1/ Trump doubled down on his racist and xenophobic comments that undocumented immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country” and rebuffed bipartisan criticism that his rhetoric echos Hitler. “They’re destroying the blood of our country,” Trum... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1064: "Trump is disqualified from holding the office of President."

1/ The Colorado Supreme Court removed Trump from the state’s 2024 presidential ballot, ruling that Trump engaged in an insurrection leading up to the riot at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021. “A majority of the court holds that President Trump is disqu... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1063: "They're all laughing at us."

1/ Trump approvingly quoted Putin to support his unfounded claim that his four criminal indictments are political payback. During a Saturday campaign stop in New Hampshire, Trump baselessly claimed that Biden is a “threat to democracy” and that “e... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1059: "Choosing to waste time."

1/ The White House warned Israel that its “high intensity” war in Gaza needs to “transition to the next lower intensity phase in a matter of weeks, not months.” National security adviser Jake Sullivan called for Israel to end its large-scale groun... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1058: "No one is declaring victory."

1/ The COP28 climate summit ended in a historic deal that committed the world to “transitioning away from fossil fuels” for the first time. It’s the first time in three decades that the annual United Nations climate talks have explicitly called fo... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1057: "Practically impossible."

1/ Biden warned Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that Israel was losing international support because of its “indiscriminate bombing” of Gaza and that “he has to change.” Biden added: “This is the most conservative government in Israel’s history... Subscribe: Get the Daily Updat … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1056: "On the verge of complete failure."

1/ Special counsel Jack Smith urged the Supreme Court to immediately step in and decide whether Trump is immune from criminal prosecution for charges related to his efforts to subvert the 2020 election. In order to keep Trump’s trial on track, sch... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1052: "We have a long road ahead."

1/ Prosecutors in the Georgia election fraud case signaled they’re seeking prison sentences for Trump and his top allies for allegedly violating racketeering laws as part of their efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election results in Georg... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1051: "After that, I'm not a dictator."

1/ Trump refused to rule out abusing power if re-elected president. In a Fox News town hall, Sean Hannity asked Trump to deny that he would abuse power to seek revenge on political opponents if he returns to the White House. Trump initially dodged... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1050: "An even more hellish scenario is about to unfold."

1/ Special counsel Jack Smith accused Trump of a pattern of lying about electoral fraud since at least 2012 and “encouragement of violence,” saying Trump “sent” his supporters on Jan. 6 to criminally block the election results. In a new court fili... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago