In case you ever wondered what Ron Swanson would look like as a balding muppet: "You may have thought you heard me say I would like a lot of cake and ice cream. But what I said was, give me ALL THE CAKE AND ICE CREAM YOU HAVE. "Please and thank you." Shannon ordered a "red cake w … | Continue reading
Ever wonder what you'll really get when you order a princess cake like this? Well, I have good news! You're almost certain to get the same toys. Or maybe you want to spring for the big castle version: You totally should! How else will your baker get any airbrush practice? Mmmm. S … | Continue reading
It's "Take A Wild Guess Day," minions, and I've got a real humdinger of a round lined up for you, mwuahahaaa. Let's start with an easy one: I know, I'm surprised bakers would make something so controversial, too. Not to mention take such obvious political pot-shots with their cup … | Continue reading
You'll never guess what kind of party this cake was for. NEVER. Unless maybe you can read. Eric A. reports that someone is taking a bite INTO crime at his local grocery store: And I shouldn't be finding this quite so funny, should I. (Hey, we've all been there, random drive-by ca … | Continue reading
For today's wrecky giggles, minions... WE HAVE TO GO BACK. "BACK" ...to the Easter. Back when Vicky asked for a chocolate egg with a dog's paw on it. Heavy. Back when Leslie asked for a simple "He Has Risen." “Rizind?” And most importantly, back to the moment before this candy mo … | Continue reading
Remember when you were an angsty teen in some TERRIBLE mood, but then you'd put on your headphones, crank the volume, and get lost in your favorite songs? I remember doing that with my Dad's old CD walkman, and I bet it's how a lot us learned to really love music: to put the whol … | Continue reading
Minions, I like this taco cake, I do. I just can't shake the feeling that "something" is missing: Lettuce just say it's my conundrum, nachos. I love a good mashup, y'know? My favorite geek tees include the Ghostbusters chasing the Pac-Man ghosts and Pinky & the Brain as Doctor Ho … | Continue reading
When you start a new job it's always nice to feel welcomed. This lucky individual - who may or may not be named "Steve" - got a cake: Supposedly that reads "Greetings Coworker," but it looks more like "Exploiker" to me. Regardless, it's nice to see a little Alien Robot lingo bein … | Continue reading
Although the past few days have been fun, I think we're all ready to just let some Wrecks speak for themselves, don't you? Wow. Very eloquent, Beth H. I never knew that "fithy years plus nine" equaled a "Happle Birthday." Or that random capitalization and periods (the punctuating … | Continue reading
"Good season, bakers, good season! A lot of you showed up, some of you made some stuff, a few gave roughly 65%, and I'd say this Easter was our 'best' yet! "Now, let's review how our new designs performed this year. Elmer? I believe you have some numbers for us?" "Yes, thank you, … | Continue reading
How to Literally Be the Worst Wreckerator: 1) Many names have unusual variations these days, so always remember to double check the spelling ahead of time. "And her name is Starr with two 'r's." [writing] "Star...with... two 'R's. Roger. "No, Star." "Lady, I got this." 2) A pictu … | Continue reading
Every Easter I get the Queen song "Somebody To Love" stuck in my head... and now it will be stuck in yours. MWAHAHAAA. Can anybody find meeeee... some bunny to love? (Flavorsome Desserts, IG account removed) Easter morning I get up I dye a little: (SweetAny, Germany) Can barely s … | Continue reading
This spring, terror has a new name: SCREAMING BLOOD-SOAKED LAGOMORPH RECKONING OF DOOOOOM With everything you've come to expect from a low budget, Easter-themed horror movie! Including: Idiotic, overly testosterone-laden frat boys: "There's old blood and creepy hooks hanging ever … | Continue reading
With apologies to Peter, Paul, and Mary. **** Where have all the flowers gone? I'm just asking! Where have all the flowers gone? I'd like to knooow Where have all the flowers gone? Bakers have wrecked them every one! Oh when will we ever learn? Oh when will weeee... ...ever learn … | Continue reading
Easter cakes, this is your week to shine! WOW US! ::awkward pause:: Ok, new plan: Continue avoiding eye contact and hope for the best. Am I seeing things, or are those twist ties sticking out of Groucho's neck? And are these ... mandibles? HOVER BUN. Hang on, I just found my new … | Continue reading
With all of the mutant bunny and chick cakes oozing around, I'd like to take a moment to remind you that there's actually much more to Easter than mutant bunny and chick cakes. There are also wonky cross and historically inaccurate tomb cakes! And consternated brownie blobs! And … | Continue reading
Good morning! [tapping fingers on keyboard] [yawning] [going back to bed] ... 2 hours later ... I'm up! I'm up. Sort of. So, as you know, today is International Goof-Off Day. Yep, international law clearly prohibits you from doing anything productive today, so you should tell you … | Continue reading
YA-da-duddle-duh-duh-DA-da-duddle! YA-da-duddle-duh-duh-DA-da-duddle! DA-da-da-da-da-DA-da-da-da-da ... ... ... Wow. Sorry. As you may have guessed, (but probably not) today's cakes are circus-themed! (It's really hard to type out circus music). Almost as hard, Jen tells me, as h … | Continue reading
Wreck you. I had so many starts and stops trying to read that second line, I can actually feel my neurons overloading. It's like the visual equivalent of trying to step out on hot coals. I'm suddenly fighting the urge to sing Daisy and invite you to a game of chess. (Don't tell m … | Continue reading
Everybody sing! Who's the one that can't be made into a CCC? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! And who's the one that looks like he Would like to break your knees? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! Mickey Mouse! We think that's him! Mickey Mouse! Orange you glad? Bump badump badump badump baDUMP!! [Si … | Continue reading
+ = Thanks to Kellee W. for making the dark lord look sheepish. ***** Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK,Canada. | Continue reading
And now… Rejected Princess Movies... in cake. Snow White And The Swamps of Sadness "Arrrrrtaaaaaax!!" Sleeping With The Fishes A terrible curse. A fishy tail. And a super long nap. ("Is she still pink?" "No, BLUE!") Fairy Apocalypse Tinkerbell finds a new friend! And this one's s … | Continue reading
This is a perfectly lovely wedding cake, you guys. Perfectly lovely. [...] [side eye] But I'm not the only one who sees it, right? #DirtyMindsUnite This little girl is thinking, "I can ALSO spell better than you, dude." Such a nice chocolate wine glass, and then... WHY?! When You … | Continue reading
It's a rare treat to find a cake as elegant as this Claddagh design for the holiday: (By Cake Gallery) Who needs flowers with clovers this sweet? So rather than featuring all Leprechauns and pots of gold, today I'm also mixing in some gorgeous wedding cakes in one of my favorite … | Continue reading
Not-So-Frozen Cupcakes: Because some people are worth melting for? [bah dum CHA!] Chris And The Untouchable Footwear: It actually took me a minute to realize what this was supposed to say. Now I feel so... empty. #ThatWasAHint #NoticeTheLackOfShoePuns #StraightLaced #OkJustOne #N … | Continue reading
Bethany wanted her wedding cake to be a flight of fancy: … | Continue reading
[movie announcer voice]It's the slasher/horror/thriller of the season, and it's coming... FOR YOU. … | Continue reading
If only we had some clue what Asher wanted on his birthday cake, minions. … | Continue reading
Today, we’re celebrating Unique Names Day so here's to you, Dufus: … | Continue reading
Today we're going OLD SCHOOL. (Pink Cake Box, New Jersey) … | Continue reading
Thanks to Fred C., Robin C., Amber H., and Andy Warhol, who said, "Art is anything you can get away with." ******That reminds me, I found some more goodies for my fellow art lovers: … | Continue reading
You and me both, Tiffany: You and me both. Her baby's nam … | Continue reading
The English language is the stuff of poetry, minions, and there's nothing quite so satisfying as finding a new, never-before-used way of expressing the fact that a cake is uglier than a bag of baboon balls.*[*"Bag of Baboon Balls" is the name of my Monkee's cover band.]For exampl … | Continue reading
It's Pet-Sitters week, minions, and I have just the cakes to celebrate: … | Continue reading
To quote Taylor Swift, I've got a blank space, baby: But … | Continue reading
Writing this post gave me an unexpected wallop in the feels department, gang. I hope it gives you a little warm glow, too. (If it's been a while, go listen to Kermit sing this song here.)*****It's not that easy bein' green, … | Continue reading
Ladies and gentlemen, the stories you're about to see are true. The phone calls, however, are just how I imagined they went. "Yes, I'd like it to say 'Happy 6th Birthday Robert.' Oh, and could you put Spider-Man on the cake, too? That's his favorite character." Y … | Continue reading
Today is Leap Day, minions, so we've decided to take the completely original route of celebrating with frog cakes. … | Continue reading
You might think with all the wrecks I see each day I'd get a little jaded, but the truth is I'm constantly finding new favorites to show the cats. (And then we laugh and laugh and have a little more of this here happy juice. Good times.)In fact, this is my new favorite baby showe … | Continue reading
And now, courtesy of the bakeries of America, 10 Things That Should Never Be On Cake.10. Wired Ribbon Or any ribbon, for that matter, but the wired stuff is especially bad. Do you really want sharp metal in your icing? And is it really that hard to pipe a bow? (D … | Continue reading
The baker asked Beth how she wanted the writing to look: cursive, all-caps, etc."Oh, just regular." … | Continue reading
Today’s theme is some Sweet Western wonders! (By Arte de Ka) K, I'm calling it: Cutest. Cactus. EVAH.So grab your Stetson, partners: (By Cake Central user ssunshine564) And your prettiest boots! (By Sen Cakes) Is it really cake? … | Continue reading
Minions, a cafe in Jakarta has recently started selling "cakes" made out of Ramen Noodles, and as you might imagine.... I HAVE THOUGHTS.Which I will now express in Office gifs, because this is the internet. … | Continue reading
Stage 1: Excitement "...now simply pipe seven thousand in … | Continue reading
Karen's "unicorn" debacle yesterday inspired me, minions. See, I love unicorn cakes. I love unicorn wrecks. So why not bring the two together?Beauty: … | Continue reading
Karen asked her bakery to make a cute unicorn cake for her 8-year-old's birthday party, and brought along this picture as a reference: … | Continue reading
Anna writes, "I spelled it out three times for them over the phone." … | Continue reading
I was at a total loss for a Sweets theme this week, gang. And since John and I've been fighting with our health insurance for far too many hours over dumb billing stuff, I was also in a highly murderous mood.So how do you channel a murderous mood into pretty cakes? … | Continue reading