Day 1049: "One impossible choice after another."

1/ Trump does not have “absolute immunity” from lawsuits seeking to hold him accountable for the Jan. 6 Capitol violence. A three-judge panel concluded that Trump’s incendiary speech to supporters near the White House on Jan. 6 was “not an officia... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1045: "Lead the way."

1/ The United Nations World Meteorological Organization declared 2023 the warmest year ever recorded. Data from January through October showed global temperatures were around 1.4C (2.5F) above the pre-industrial average from 1850 to 1990, accordin... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 11 months ago

Day 1044: "Repeated attempts to undermine our democracy are unacceptable."

1/ About 90 House Republicans plan to support the vote to expel George Santos from Congress following the release of a House Ethics Committee report, which found “substantial evidence” that he knowingly filed false campaign finance statements and ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 12 months ago

Day 1043: "The situation remains catastrophic."

1/ The truce between Israel and Hamas entered its fifth day after 12 more hostages held in the Gaza Strip were released in exchange for 30 Palestinians detained in Israeli prisons. Under the current truce, Hamas has released 81 hostages, while Isr... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 12 months ago

Day 1042: "Looking at alternatives."

1/ Biden won’t attend the United Nations climate summit in Dubai, which draws leaders from nearly 200 countries. The White House said it would send a climate envoy, including John Kerry, Ali Zaidi, and John Podesta. While Biden has called climate ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 12 months ago

Day 1036: "Such absurd results."

1/ A Colorado judge ruled that Trump “engaged in an insurrection,” but said the 14th Amendment doesn’t apply to the presidency. Colorado District Court Judge Sarah Wallace found Trump “engaged in an insurrection” on Jan. 6, 2021, but concluded tha... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1035: "Not enough action."

1/ A federal appeals court ruled that only the federal government — not private citizens or civil rights groups — can sue to enforce the Voting Rights Act. In a 2-to-1 ruling, the 8th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that private entities canno... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1031: "Cannot be trusted."

1/ The Senate approved a temporary funding measure to avert a government shutdown, sending the measure to Biden for his signature before the Friday night deadline. The bill sets up two funding deadlines in early 2024, with roughly 20% percent of t... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1030: "None of this is inevitable."

1/ Israel Defense Forces raided and seized the largest hospital in Gaza in what they called a “precise and targeted operation against Hamas.” Israel and the U.S. have asserted that Hamas is using the hospital as cover for its military operations –... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1029: "All in."

1/ House Democrats will support Speaker Mike Johnson’s stop-gap bill to keep the government open despite strong opposition from some conservatives members within Johnson’s party. The bill would fund some government departments until mid-January an... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1028: "Dire and perilous."

1/ With four days until a government shutdown, House Republicans, Democrats, and the White House have all panned House Speaker Mike Johnson’s complex two-tiered plan to temporarily fund the government. At least a half-dozen Republican members oppo... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1024: "Playing games."

1/ With eight days until a government shutdown, House Republicans canceled votes on two spending bills and adjourned for Veterans’ Day. Republicans have only approved seven of the 12 full-year spending measures individually, which were due Oct. 1.... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1023: "People are not disposable."

1/ Nearly 17 months after the Supreme Court struck down Roe v. Wade – and for the second general election in a row – voters in increasingly Republican-leaning states defended abortion rights. In Tuesday’s off-year general elections, Ohio voters pa... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1022: "Trust us."

1/ Trump “stands alone in American history” for his efforts to overturn his loss in the 2020 presidential election, special counsel Jack Smith’s office said in a court filing. In a 79-page court filing, prosecutors asked a judge to reject Trump’s ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1021: "An unfolding catastrophe."

1/ Trump repeatedly provided off topic testimony, lost his temper, and attacked the judge overseeing his $250 million civil fraud case, saying: “It’s a terrible thing you’ve done. You know nothing about me.” Trump called New York Attorney General ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1017: "The new normal."

1/ Biden called for a humanitarian “pause” in the Israel-Hamas war to allow for the release of hostages held in Gaza, but stopped short of calling for full cease-fire. Israeli officials say Hamas seized more than 240 hostages and killed about 1,40... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1016: "Proceeding carefully."

1/ The Rafah border crossing opened for the first time since Israel imposed a siege on the Gaza Strip, allowing for up to 500 foreign nationals and seriously injured Palestinian civilians a day to enter into Egypt. Dozens of people were wounded du... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1015: "They will cost us a lot more in the future."

1/ Speaker Mike Johnson and House Republicans unveiled a $14.3 billion aid package for Israel that cuts the IRS budget by about the same amount, while also leaving out Ukraine assistance and other bipartisan priorities. Senate Democrats and the W... Subscribe: Get the Daily Updat … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1014: "Civil order."

1/ The Israel Defense Forces has “expanded” and will “continue and intensify” its ground operation in the Gaza Strip as troops and armored tanks have moved toward Gaza City from at least three sides to conduct “coordinated attacks from the ground ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1010: "We cannot accept it."

1/ A manhunt for the gunman suspected of killing 18 people and injuring 13 others in Maine is ongoing. Suspect, Robert Card, shot and killed the victims at a bowling alley and restaurant in Lewiston and then fled. He remains at large and is consid... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1009: "What comes next."

1/ After 22 days and three failed nominees, House Republicans elected a speaker to replace Kevin McCarthy. The House vote 220-209 to elect Mike Johnson as speaker – with no Republicans voting against and all Democrats voting for Hakeem Jeffries. “... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1008: "Collective punishment."

1/ The Biden administration is reportedly worried that Israel lacks “achievable military objectives” ahead of its anticipated ground offensive in Gaza, but will refrain from “dictating terms” for Israel. Biden, nevertheless, sent a Marine three-st... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1007: "Embarrassing for the Republican Party."

1/ The House entered its third week without a speaker after Republicans dropped Jim Jordan as their nominee while and nine other Republicans have lined up for the speakership – seven of which voted to overturn the 2020 election. After three failed... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1003: "Be ready."

1/ Trump’s co-defendant Sidney Powell pleaded guilty in the Georgia election subversion case – one day before her trial was set to start. Powell, a former member of Trump’s legal team, was sentenced to six years of probation for conspiracy to comm... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1002: "The other team."

1/ The latest U.S. intelligence assessment concludes that Israel was “not responsible” for the blast at the al-Ahli Hospital in Gaza, based on “overhead imagery, intercepts and open source information.” Biden said the strike appeared to have resul... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1001: "Whatever it takes."

1/ Biden will travel to Israel to meet with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and show solidarity with the U.S. ally “in the face of Hamas’s brutal terrorist attack.” It’s the first time a U.S. president has visited Israel while it’s actively at w... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 1000: "Big mistake."

1/ A federal judge imposed a narrow gag order on Trump, restricting him from attacking witnesses, prosecutors, and court staff involved in his election subversion case. “This is not about whether I like the language Mr. Trump uses,” Judge Tanya Ch... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 996: "Even when it's difficult."

1/ The House remains leaderless as Steve Scalise doesn’t have the 217 Republican votes needed to become speaker. Despite securing his party’s nomination over Jim Jordan in a conference-wide vote, at least 12 Republicans have publicly refused to ba... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 995: "Less likely than ever."

1/ Republicans nominated Steve Scalise to be the next speaker, but then the House recessed without voting. Although a majority of the 221 Republicans nominated Scalise for speaker, too many Republicans still plan to vote for Kevin McCarthy, which ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 994: "Proportionate."

1/ Biden condemned Hamas’ attack on Israel, saying “this is terrorism” and that Israel has a right to respond to this “act of sheer evil.” Comparing Hamas to the terrorist group ISIS, Biden said: “Our hearts may be broken but our resolve is clear.... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 982: "Something dangerous happening in America."

1/ Instead of negotiating a deal to fund the government, Matt Gaetz and Kevin McCarthy got into a heated exchange during a closed-doors meeting with House Republicans. Gaetz accused McCarthy of paying social media influencers to attack him online.... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 981: "Total annihilation."

1/ A federal government shutdown looks increasingly likely as Kevin McCarthy lacks the votes needed to pass a short-term spending bill and House Republicans have indicated they won’t consider the Senate’s bipartisan plan to fund the government. Fa... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 980: "Stick with it."

1/ The Senate announced a bipartisan deal to keep the government open through mid-November and provide $6 billion in assistance to Ukraine. The stopgap measure to avert an Oct. 1 shutdown still needs to clear several procedural hurdles before full... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 979: "Safer than ever."

1/ Trump vowed to investigate NBC News and MSNBC for “country threatening treason” and make them “pay a big price” if he gets reelected. On his personal social media platform, Trump claimed that Comcast, the parent company of NBC News and MSNBC, i... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 975: "Burn the whole place down."

1/ Kevin McCarthy canceled House votes and sent members home for the weekend despite nine days remaining until a shutdown and no plan to fund the government. For the second time in three days five conservative Republicans tanked a procedural vote ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 974: "This is important."

1/ Increases in wildfire smoke has reversed two decades of improvements to air quality in three-quarters of all U.S. states. New research shows that from 2000 to 2022, “wildfires have undone 25% of previous progress” that resulted from the Clean A... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 973: "Lots of luck."

1/ Biden and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky called on world leaders to remain united in defending Ukraine against Russian aggression. During the annual gathering of world leaders at the U.N. General Assembly, Biden warned that no nation ca... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 972: "Make better choices."

1/ Kevin McCarthy’s latest short-term funding proposal to avert a government shutdown doesn’t have enough votes to pass. McCarthy can only lose four Republican votes on a continuing resolution deal without relying on Democratic support. However, m... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 968: "Frustrated with some people."

1/ The world needs to invest $2.7 trillion a year to achieve net zero emissions by 2050 and keep temperatures from rising above 1.5 degrees Celsius this century, according to a new report by Wood Mackenzie. While governments’ existing net zero ple... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 967: "Step up."

1/ Inflation accelerated for a second consecutive month – the fastest pace in more than a year – due to a jump in gasoline prices, which accounted for more than half of the increase. Consumer prices rose 0.6% in August from the prior month – the m... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 966: "Blind loyalty to one person."

1/ Kevin McCarthy directed three House committees to open an impeachment inquiry into Biden as far-right Republican lawmakers threaten to remove him as speaker. McCarthy said the impeachment inquiry would center on whether Biden benefited from Hun... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 965: "Personal grievances."

1/ The FDA approved updated Covid-19 vaccines targeting the omicron XBB.1.5 subvariant. The new vaccines are authorized for people 12 and older and are under emergency use for children 6 months through 11 years old. The CDC is expected to sign off... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 961: "Misrepresentations."

1/ Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis accused Jim Jordan of trying to obstruct her prosecution of Trump and his 18 co-defendants for their efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election in Georgia. Last month, Jordan an... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 960: "We have a responsibility."

1/ Biden canceled all seven Trump-issued oil and gas leases in Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and prohibited oil drilling in 13 million acres in the federally owned National Petroleum Reserve. “As the climate crisis warms the Arctic more... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 959: "Deeply troubled."

1/ A federal court struck down Alabama’s congressional map. The three-judge panel wrote that it was “deeply troubled” that the state legislature refused to comply with the Voting Rights Act and a Supreme Court order to create a second district wit... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 954: "A mountain of undisputed evidence."

1/ Trump pleaded not guilty to 13 felony charges alleging his role in a criminal conspiracy to overturn his 2020 election loss in Georgia – it’s the fourth time Trump has formally denied criminal charges this year. Trump also waived his right to a... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 953: "We're gonna need a minute."

1/ Georgia Senate Republicans are considering ways to punish District Attorney Fani Willis for indicting Trump and 18 other defendants, saying “we believe she is definitely tainted.” State Senate Majority Leader Steve Gooch threatened hold legisla... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago

Day 952: "Greatest external threat."

1/ The Biden administration named the first 10 medicines that will be subject to price negotiations between Medicare and pharmaceutical companies under the Inflation Reduction Act. The medications are some of the most widely used and costliest dru... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com | 1 year ago