Day 951: "A prompt and efficient resolution."

1/ Trump’s trial on federal charges that he conspired to overturn his 2020 election loss will start March 4 – two years sooner than he requested and one day before Super Tuesday, when 14 states hold their presidential primaries. U.S. District Judg... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 947: "A man of difficult fate."

1/ Trump will surrender at the Fulton County jail on 13 state charges that he conspired to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election in Georgia – it’s the fourth time this year that Trump will have turned himself in to face criminal c... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 946: "Very, very honored."

1/ Rudy Giuliani surrendered to Georgia authorities and was booked on charges that he illegally conspired to overturn Trump’s 2020 election loss in the state. Giuliani, who was released on $150,000 bond, told reporters that he was “very, very hono... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 945: "A tremendous courtesy."

1/ The Trump lawyer who led efforts to overturn the 2020 election surrendered at the Fulton County jail. John Eastman was the second of 19 co-defendants to turn himself in. He faces nine counts charges, including racketeering, conspiracy to commit... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 944: "Unprecedented weaponization."

1/ The House Freedom Caucus threatened to oppose a stopgap funding bill, which would avert a government shutdown at the end of September. After Kevin McCarthy floated the idea of a stopgap bill last week, the ultraconservative House lawmakers are ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 940: "We need to worry."

1/ The Fulton County Sheriff’s Office is investigating online threats against the grand jurors who voted to indict Trump on racketeering charges after their names, photographs, phone numbers, and home addresses were purportedly posted on social me... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 939: "Balance the risk."

1/ Federal Reserve officials warned of “significant” inflation risks, which could require them to raise rates again this year. At their July policy meeting, “most” Fed officials said inflation remained “unacceptably” high. A “couple” officials, ho... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 938: "A criminal enterprise."

1/ Trump and 18 others were indicted by an Atlanta grand jury in connection with efforts to overturn Biden’s 2020 win in Georgia. The 41-count indictment – 13 of which were lodged against Trump – is the fourth time Trump, the front-runner for the ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 937: "Special treatment."

1/ A Montana judge ruled that the state’s oil and gas policies failed to consider climate change when approving energy projects, violating young people’s constitutional right to a “clean and healthful environment.” District Court Judge Kathy Seele... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 933: "Serious concern."

1/ Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas accepted at least 38 vacations, 26 private jet flights, eight flights by helicopter, a dozen VIP passes to sporting events, two stays at luxury resorts in Florida and Jamaica, and a standing invitation to p... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 932: "A weak dictator."

1/ Special counsel Jack Smith obtained a search warrant for Trump’s Twitter account earlier this year as part of the investigation into his efforts to overturn the 2020 election, according to a newly unsealed court filing. Twitter was forced to ha... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 931: "Right the wrongs of the past."

1/ Ohio voters will decide whether to make it harder to amend the state constitution in a special election that has implications over the future of abortion rights in the state. If Issue 1 passes, it would raise the threshold for passing future ch... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 930: "Deranged."

1/ Special counsel Jack Smith asked a federal judge to place Trump under a protective order after Trump posted a message to his social media platform saying: “IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I’M COMING AFTER YOU!” Prosecutors said Trump’s post “specifically o... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 926: "A very sad day for America."

1/ Trump pleaded not guilty to charges that he conspired to overturn the 2020 election results to keep himself in power. It was the third time in four months Trump stood before a judge on criminal charges. Trump will remain free while the case mov... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 924: "An unprecedented assault on the seat of American democracy."

1/ Trump was indicted by special counsel Jack Smith on federal charges over his efforts to overturn the 2020 presidential election and subvert the will of American voters. “The attack on our nation’s Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was an unprecedented a... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 923: "Any day now."

1/ A Georgia judge denied an effort by Trump to toss out evidence gathered by a special grand jury and remove the district attorney from the criminal investigation into his attempts to overturn his 2020 election loss in the state. Fulton County Su... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 919: "Productive."

1/ Trump’s attorneys met with prosecutors from special counsel Jack Smith’s office ahead of a potential indictment in connection with his efforts to overturn the 2020 election. Trump said his lawyers had “a productive meeting” with the prosecutors... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 918: "A long way to go."

1/ Rudy Giuliani conceded that he made “false” and defamatory statements that two Georgia election workers had mishandled ballots while counting votes in Atlanta during the 2020 election. Although Giuliani is no longer contesting the accusations b... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 917: "Tipping point."

1/ Kevin McCarthy suggested that House Republicans may pursue an “impeachment inquiry” into Biden. Following a series of congressional investigations targeting Biden, his administration, and his family members, House Republicans have sought to bui... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 916: "Doing things."

1/ Biden will establish a national monument honoring Emmett Till and his mother, Mamie Till-Mobley. The monument will consist of three protected sites in Illinois and Mississippi central to the story of Till’s life and death at age 14. In August 1... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 912: "Personal benefit."

1/ The Senate Judiciary Committee advanced legislation that would require the U.S. Supreme Court to adopt a binding code of ethics. The legislation would require the Supreme Court to adopt and adhere to ethics and disclosure requirements equivalen... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 911: "Significant negative effect."

1/ The U.S. and China need more time to “break new ground” to reach new climate agreements despite “productive” conversations. U.S. special climate envoy John Kerry said the two countries “had a very extensive set of frank conversations” and commi... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 909: "Targeted."

1/ An Iowa judge temporarily blocked the state’s new six-week abortion ban. For now, abortion is legal again in Iowa up to 20 weeks of pregnancy while the legal challenge plays out in the court system. On Friday, Gov. Kim Reynolds signed the “feta... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 903: "Racism bad."

1/ Trump asked a federal judge to postpone his trial on charges of illegally retaining classified documents until after the 2024 election. Trump’s lawyers argued that it would be “unreasonable, telling, and would result in a miscarriage of justice... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 902: "Bomblets."

1/ The Biden administration will send cluster bombs to Ukraine, as well as armored vehicles and air defense missiles, in the next $800 million weapons package. Cluster weapons have been banned in more than 100 countries because they scatter “bombl... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 898: "Not a record to celebrate."

1/ Earth recorded its hottest day ever for three straight days. The record was first set on Monday, when average global temperatures hit 61.16 degrees Fahrenheit, surpassing a previous record set in August 2016. That was followed by an average glo... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 897: "See you in hell."

1/ July 4th was Earth’s hottest day on record, with the global average temperature reaching 62.92 degrees Fahrenheit. Although it was the highest temperature since records began in 1979, some scientists believe July 4 may have been one of the hott... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 895: "A serious moment."

1/ A civil rights group demanded that the federal government end Harvard’s special admissions treatment for children of alumni, saying the policy discriminates against applicants of color in favor of less qualified white candidates. Following last... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 891: "Let them eat cake."

1/ The Supreme Court struck down affirmative action in college admissions, undercutting 45 years of legal precedent. In a ruling divided along ideological lines, the court’s conservative majority held that the admissions programs at Harvard and th... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 890: "Very unhealthy."

1/ Roughly 87 million people in 17 states – representing nearly a third of the American population – are at risk for poor air quality as smoke from the Canadian wildfires spreads. Chicago, Detroit, Indianapolis, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Pittsburgh ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 889: "Now we have a problem."

1/ The Supreme Court rejected a legal theory that state legislatures have the power to decide the rules for federal elections and draw partisan congressional maps. The justices ruled in a 6-3 vote that the North Carolina Supreme Court was acting w... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 888: "Extraordinarily unusual."

1/ The Supreme Court dismissed Louisiana’s effort to block the creation of a second Black-majority congressional district, restoring a federal court’s ruling that the state’s congressional lines diluted the power of Black voters in violation of th... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 877: "A bad thing."

Programming note: This is the last update until Monday, June 26. I’ll be spending time with family next week, unless something truly wtf-y happens, in which case I’ll publish an emergency update. Sound good? Stay safe and I’m glad you’re here. 1... Subscribe: Get the Daily Update … | Continue reading


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Day 876: "How far we have come."

1/ Federal Reserve officials agreed to hold interest rates steady after 10 consecutive increases “in light of how far we have come in tightening policy, the uncertain lags in which monetary policy affects the economy, and the potential headwinds f... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 875: "They hate Donald Trump."

1/ Trump surrendered to authorities and pleaded not guilty to 37 felony charges that he mishandled top secret classified information and obstructed justice after leaving the White House. Trump faces 31 counts of willful retention of national secur... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 874: "They're coming after you."

1/ Trump vowed to continue running for president even if he’s convicted as part of the 37-count federal felony indictment, saying “I’ll never leave.” Trump, who is not legally prohibited from running for president from prison or as a convicted fel... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 871: "Nothing more, nothing less."

1/ The Justice Department charged Trump with 37 felony counts over his refusal to return classified documents found at Mar-a-Lago, including 31 counts under the Espionage Act of “willful retention” of national defense information, making false sta... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 870: "Blindsided."

1/ The Supreme Court rejected the Republican-drawn congressional maps in Alabama that illegally diluted the political power of its Black residents. Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Brett Kavanaugh joined the court’s three liberal members in ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 869: "A tragic day in the life of our nation."

1/ Mark Meadows testified to a federal grand jury as part of special counsel Jack Smith’s investigation into Trump. Smith is overseeing two federal investigations of Trump: his efforts to overturn the 2020 election and his alleged mishandling of c... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 868: "Know your rights."

1/ The Human Rights Campaign issued a state of emergency for LGBTQ+ people living in the U.S. The declaration – a first in the organization’s more than 40-year history – comes after state legislatures have passed more than 75 anti-LGBTQ bills this... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 867: "Political stunts."

1/ Trump’s attorneys met with the Justice Department to argue why the government should not charge him in connection with his handling of classified documents after leaving office. A defense attorney meeting with Justice Department officials is al... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 863: "Time is a luxury."

1/ A group of Republicans threatened to delay plans to fast-track the House-passed bill to suspend the debt ceiling and limit federal spending before Monday’s default deadline. Lindsey Graham said he’d keep the Senate tied up “until Tuesday” unle... Subscribe: Get the Daily Updat … | Continue reading


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Day 862: "No margin for error."

1/ The bipartisan deal to suspend the debt ceiling and limit federal spending cleared a major procedural hurdle in the House. The House voted 241-187 to formally consider the debt ceiling bill. While setting the rules for debate is nearly always d... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 861: "There's going to be a reckoning."

1/ Biden and Kevin McCarthy reached an agreement in principle to lift the debt limit and prevent a default on the federal debt. The plan suspends the borrowing limit for two years, caps federal discretionary spending increases at 1%, while defense... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 856: "An ongoing threat."

1/ The leader of the far-right Oath Keepers militia was sentenced to 18 years in prison for orchestrating a seditious conspiracy on Jan. 6 to keep Trump in power after he lost the 2020 election – the longest sentence imposed on a Jan. 6 defendant ... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 855: "Gutted."

1/ Target pulled some LGBTQ-themed merchandise following “threats impacting our team members’ sense of safety and wellbeing while at work.” Target said conservative activists have knocked down Pride displays, approached workers, and posted threate... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 584: "Very substantial."

1/ The Texas billionaire and Republican megadonor with close ties to Clarence Thomas refused to answer questions from the Senate Judiciary Committee about his gifts to the Supreme Court justice. Harlan Crow told chairman Dick Durbin that the Senat... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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Day 854: "Very substantial."

1/ The Texas billionaire and Republican megadonor with close ties to Clarence Thomas refused to answer questions from the Senate Judiciary Committee about his gifts to the Supreme Court justice. Harlan Crow told chairman Dick Durbin that the Senat... Subscribe: Get the Daily Upda … | Continue reading


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