After 15 Years, the Pirate Bay Still Can’t Be Killed

In a quiet corner of my high school’s study room in 2009, I booted up my busted laptop while making sure nobody could peer over... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 4 years ago

How accurate is Domino's Real-Time tracker?

It wasn’t that long ago that I stumbled across a piece in The Atlantic about how TurboTax uses bogus progress bars when completing a tax... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 4 years ago

What IT’S Like for Blue-Collar Guys Who Become White-Collar Later in Life

Karl Grueschow had just entered his twenties and begun a college career when the unexpected happened: His father committed suicide. Grueschow’s own life went into... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

‘Alternative Living’ Youtubers Are Living the Dream from Their Concrete Domes

“For the past eight or nine years, we were living in different cities in Canada, whether for schooling or work, and it seemed like we... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Big Bank Sucks. Bail Yourself Out with These Alternative Banking Options

It’s a question I don’t think I’ve ever been asked, nor has anyone ever asked me, but here goes: How much interest does your savings... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

When Did IT Became Impossible to Say, ‘I Don’t Know’?

In March, presidential candidate and noted table stander Beto O’Rourke delivered yet another ubiquitous political moment. When asked about how he would get U.S. troops... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Reposting on Instagram Is the New High School Part-Time Job

“I’m a business owner and a growth expert. If you just say reposter, I’ll be in a bad light,” Patrick repeatedly tells me over Instagram... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

The Supermarket Checkout Divider Is Super-Divisive

People like to say that America has never been more divided than it is right now, and though we haven’t suited up for Civil War... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

All Fitness Influencers Are Full of Shit

Whenever I log on to Instagram, my heart drops a little. After years of living the lifestyle and covering the subject, fitness influencer behavior shouldn’t... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

How much BS is the airline takeoff safety talk?

Despite Boeing’s recent catastrophes, we live in an era of unprecedented airplane safety. “There are a range of estimates out there, but based on its... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

How Do You Work with People You Can’t Stand?

Read a few pages from any of the high-profile exposés of Donald Trump that were published last year, and whatever your political persuasion, you might... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Is the Sugar Daddy Who Gives Away Tens of Thousands of Dollars on Twitter Real?

On February 28th, a mysterious figure logged on to Twitter and offered to send $35,000 to the first person who retweeted this post. Nearly every... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

How can there possibly be this much salt in my fast food salad?

Last month, I ranked alleged healthy items from popular fast-food chains, and despite already being aware that even the healthiest fast food dishes are less... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

What reading every fast food giant's autobiography taught me about success

“I’m no psychologist, and I’m no economist or big deal politician, either. My goal is to share with you what my life has taught me... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Etiquette Is a BS Code Written by Aristocrats, So Keep Your Elbows on the Table

I am, herein, seeking justice for my five-year-old self, who underwent military-grade table etiquette boot camp under the supervision of my loving but sometimes despotic... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Unheard History of Bodybuilding Forums

Once upon a time, the forums associated with sites like Muscular Development and Bodybuilding.com offered users everything they could have wanted: an opportunity to interact... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

For Gen Z, Texting Is Out, Spontaneous Facetime Is In

Priya Mittal, a 19-year-old freshman at Brown University, lives for spontaneous FaceTimes. She’ll be at the library in the middle of her Intro Economics problem... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

The Fake Strongmen of Instagram

Fitness model Brad “The Manimal” Castleberry has assembled an army of admirers and hate-followers on Instagram who watch him perform an impossible number of repetitions... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

All Phil Beans Wants Is to Give You Free Basketball Tickets

At 6-foot-8, Phil Beans, the guy with arguably one of the cooler jobs in college basketball, is easy to spot in a crowd. The crowd... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Three Men Who Don’t Own a Smartphone

Imagine for a second that you lived life without all your texts, your favorite apps and the internet in your hands. Now, stop imagining because... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

I let a stranger watch me work for a day–and I've never been more productive

Like 8 million other Americans, I work from home. There are some nice things about doing so, sure, but before you go gushing over my... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

The Lost Children of 'Runaway Train'

On a Friday morning in April 1990, Christopher Matthew Kerze, 17, told his mother, Alona, he had a headache. And so, having no reason to... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Strange yet Profitable World of Retail Arbitrage

On one of my more recent voyages down a YouTube wormhole, I was introduced to a suspiciously profitable practice called retail arbitrage. The concept is... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Ranking Vegetables by How Healthy They Are

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Everyone should eat more vegetables. But if navigating the produce section gives you anxiety, don’t worry:... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

An Oral History of Mortal Kombat I

If Mortal Kombat had followed its original trajectory, it would exist in a paltry 200 arcade cabinets, collecting dust in hipster arcade bars scattered across... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Meet the hydro-haters: the people who refuse to drink water, no matter what

New York Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. hates water so much he’ll fight through painful cramps rather than hydrate. “When you get that stomach... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Airlines May Adopt VR Headsets to Walk Passengers Through Emergency Instructions

Imagine you’re on an airplane that’s crash-landing — right now, as we speak. What details can you remember from those preflight airline safety briefings? Stop. Think. Your... | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

My Year Without a Nose – MEL Magazine

Attempting to smell the roses when sino-nasal squamous cell carcinoma (aka nose cancer) has left me with a plastic imitation schnoz and… | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Your Office Life Is Destroying Your Butt

Hemorrhoids. Irritation. Diarrhea and constipation. Your work habits are waging a secret war on your anus. | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

An Oral History of ‘GoldenEye 007’ on the N64

Slapping, Klobbs, speedrunning, cheating Oddjobs and more: Everything you ever wanted to know about the creation of the iconic… | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

The Art (and Lies) of the Public Apology in the YouTube Age

Just because there’s video of you saying sorry, isn’t proof that you mean in it | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

If You Want People to See You Differently, Stop Caring What They Think

At which point it won’t matter if they see you differently or not (did we mention psychology is hard) | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

What's Actually in a Frozen Pizza

All 45+ (mostly terrible) ingredients in this bachelor-pad staple, explained (yep, even thiamine hydrochloride) | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

Misleading Men: The Late, Great King of Deadpan

Leslie Nielsen’s career got serious when he got the chance to lighten up | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 5 years ago

The Difficulty of Untraining Drug Dogs How to Smell Marijuana

It seems that once they’ve inhaled, it’s impossible for them to ever forget the scent | Continue reading


@melmagazine.com | 6 years ago