Twitter is dead! Long live Mastodon! I’ve written lots of ‘bots for Twitter – and been part of their developer outreach programme. Lots of us have politely requested improvements … | Continue reading
More adventures with Unicode. I logged in to my Virgin Media account to see when my promotional discount would end. Here’s what their billing PDF said. Let’S Ignore The Weird Capitalisa… | Continue reading
Twitter has an undocumented feature which lets you follow accounts without being logged in. Here’s how I found it, and how you can use it. My crappy old TV has a crappy old web browser on it.… | Continue reading
This is the story of my encounter with our justice system. It’s a personal post that doesn’t necessarily reflect my employers’ opinions. September 2017 – I was standing by a… | Continue reading
There’s a new energy provider launching in the UK soon, Elektrique Power. They’ve got an innovative pricing structure that I’d like to discuss. As a base rate, they charge 12p/kWh… | Continue reading
Another privacy nightmare. An airline wants its cabin crew to know your birthday and favourite drinks order, to better personalise its service to you. My first instinct is to recoil in horror. It s… | Continue reading
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Yesterday at the CogX conference, I sat in a room listening to companies pitch their blockchain based startups. Because I hate myself. One in particular caught my attention. On the surface it seems… | Continue reading
Imagine you have a series of number you wish to sort. Sorting is a well known computer science problem – generally speaking you compare one value to the next and then move the item either up … | Continue reading
Hello, it’s me – the idiot who helped inspire the HTTP 451 status code. I graciously allowed Tim Bray to do the hard work of getting it through the IETF process, and now it is an offici… | Continue reading
In 2005, Sony put malware on their music CDs and then illegally infected customers’ machines. I’ve not purchased a Sony product since. Their new TVs look amazing, but I’ve decided… | Continue reading
In most civilised countries, there is a central authority which inspects restaurants for hygiene and safety. Their job is, broadly, to stop people getting poisoned, falling sick, or dying. ThatR… | Continue reading
I’m going to tell you an anecdote which is a gross oversimplification of a complex topic. In the early half of the twentieth century, certain physicists made breakthroughs in relativity, quan… | Continue reading
Optical Illusions trick your brain into seeing something that isn’t there. Whether it is spirals which don’t exist, movements which don’t occur, or faces in curved lines – o… | Continue reading