Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I really don't understand the superpersuader thing. At least 1/4 of all humans would let an evil AI escape just to tell their friends.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I mean it's frustrating. Why can't we just select the year that the sun swallows the Earth and work backward?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Based on a conversation I had with two different astronomers recently, in which I was informed Jupiter is unable to clear its orbit. They weren't willing to say Jupiter is a dwarf planet but *I* am.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Hope you're getting a good laugh, cybo-people of 2073!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Beer goggles were also cheaper.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:He starts to get nervous when the gold bat comes out.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also nothing will ever taste as good as a single oreo, age 9.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Actually maybe this is why prayer works in old books written when there was a smaller population.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's the baaaaasexuals you have to look out for.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks for supporting this book -- it has succeeded all expectations.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Normally you don't get a flat price, but have to bid at an auction.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I feel like every ethical system works better if you just have people ask themselves 'is this a bit much?' once in a while.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:A later update just turns things you don't want to see into bursts of pixie dust.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is a deepfake. The real comic was way funnier.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Cosmos 4,982,112 was trash but 4,982,113 is going to get things perfect, I'm sure.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Kids, you can literally find ways to annihilate all humans, but you have to start with algebra!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Unfortunately, later it turns out souls are just absolutely delicious.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:OK, if patreon is any indication, many of you are confused but four and a half of you are HOWLING.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The really sad part is when they start deepfaking themselves for affirmation.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The humanoid body is important to achieving maximum self-loathing.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The comics have actually been written by Steamboat Willie for the last 12 years.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can't prove me wrong because your proof requires arithmetic to work.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Hey, at least Kelvins would've been worse?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Let's fight about it.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fortunately, by the time this all happened, everything was a form of branding, and there was nothing left to lament.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Just because Scandinavians do it doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Now of course you gotta consult this year's hog's dram consortium on what they mean by 15 this year, and...Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Patreon subscribers pointed out numerous objections but I think if I work hard I can find technical reasons I'm right and my supporters are wrong.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Really, if you go to a temple with excellent customer service, you should wonder which branch of the afterlife is in charge.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:But if you got this early on patreon, you could watch me squirm when my parents commented that it was funny.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fortunately they didn't have quantitative finance yet, so he was just a serial killer.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Is it time? Is it time for a book of these?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Actually if you can run the trolley into ALL humans, the notion of sadness ceases to have meaning, so it's all good.Today's News: Fun interview about A City on Mars with Jordan Harbinger. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can send me hatemail, but you have to get organized first.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weird part is how she's levitating 6 feet off the ground.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Everyone thinks the Victorians were polite, but Dickens' corpus is basically 14,000 pages of talking shit.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Not usually a cat-joke guy, but at least it's only about 4% of a cat.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is why I don't let my wife purchase ricin. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Now, realize there is no Self. Only insane monkey who can't reach the breaks.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I don't need your life story, I need to know how much lemon to put in this man-tartare!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Kelly didn't think this was funny but who cares what she's thinking about AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT AT … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Happy family life, productive work life, and worldwide hegemony.Today's News: Nice review of our space book in WSJ. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Try to get the feudal lord before he gets to plaguey.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:There is no Steve-in-Itself! There's not even a thing that believes it is Steve, now help me decide what's for dinner!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also rationality developed entirely to rationalize your own behavior. Its use in mathematics is incidental.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you don't have a drink ticket, you have to get a job.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Bet if you get close to those peppermints they're covered with dead flies.Today's News: | Continue reading