Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm actually surprised no weird economist is pushing this somewhere.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Written after enjoying the delightfully controversial book Status and Culture.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.Today's News: Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For those w … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.Today's News: Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking to th … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.Today's News: Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.Today's News: Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther Redhouse … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.Today's News: We did it! ACOM is an NYT bestseller. Thanks everyone - this'll help us get a bit more shelf-space, … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor. Today's News: I've spent the last month promoting stuff here, so this is just a reminder to you that it's just me over here and I hate having to promote products. Please enjoy … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.Today's News: Tickets here.More info here. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?Today's News: Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I too commit the fundamental attribution error!Today's News: Hey geeks, last day to buy A City on Mars during launch week. Purchases now really help us, so if you were going to buy, we appreciate it happening soon. I am looking forwa … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.Today's News: BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Toot toot! Go the trumpets!Today's News: Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.Today's News: Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.Today's News: Thanks for a great launch day, all. I'll be in conversation with Randall Munroe tonight in NYC if you wanna say hi! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks again. For people who want signed copies, they will be available via The Strand, as well as HelloComics of Charlottesville and Scrawl bookstore of Reston. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.Today's News: It's launch day!!! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.Today's News: Or click here for info! Tickets are more than half sold and we're still two weeks out, so buy soon to lock yours in! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/05/opinion/space-billionaires-sex.htmlToday's News: Back to regular comics shortly, but the book comes out tomorrow. Opening week sales matter a lot, so wish me luck! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weird thing is you can't NOT do this.Today's News: Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Panel 2 is the title of my autobiography.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We'll also have a UK schedule soon. Thanks everyone! Sorry to nag about this, but well, it's the culmination of 4 years of work. I hope to see some of you!Today's News: Here are links to the individual events:Strand w/MunroeScrawl w/ … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This remains for me one of the weirdest things that defies my ideas about math being prior to science.Today's News: Five more days till A City on Mars drops! If you plan to buy, buying as a preorder reallllly helps us. Thanks! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:'It's pretty clear Eden is just a simulation, man.'Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Sometimes I read my own comics and they seem like they were written by aliens.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Tiny hats would cost a literal fraction of the price of the mittens.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The key to life is indulgence in maladaptive behaviors.Today's News: Guys, holy shit. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You catastrophic forgetter! You opaque box! You absolute Chinese room!Today's News: Nice book selection here on Barnes and Noble, with an especially good pick right at the bottom. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is the most detailed background I've ever drawn.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Just to be clear, I was dunking on humans and praising AI *before* it was a terrifying nearterm concern.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'll have a comic update in a minute but I thought you might enjoy this paper I was involved with. Click to read - it's available online for free.Today's News: Or click here to see.The paper was based on a culled chapter from A City … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Remember when conspiracy theories were all about who was doing it with Sasquatch?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Sometimes the votey panel is better than the comic and I simply have to accept it.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Patreon users felt this one was too sad, but look at the cute kid in the dino suit!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:OpenAI, hear me out: instead of nerfing the AI just make it shame the user.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks to many readers for telling me the story I was thinking for yesterday's comic, which was a myth about Narada and Krishna. Still can't remember where I heard it first, but thanks!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I got this idea from a story I can't remember, only that it had the line 'I will show you the power of illusion' and was, possibly, from the Hindu tradition. Anyone know it?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Unfortunately, Sally is now set on the path toward cannibalism.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The real fantasy is clearly a VR suit with a food tube and a lack of perception that you're in the VR suit with a food tube.Today's News: ICYMI, BAHFest London is back. 35% of tickets are already gone a month out and we haven't even … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's not you, it's me. Statistically. Like 40% you, 60% me.Today's News: Another review for A City on Mars, this one in Scientific American! | Continue reading