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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Bam, alignment solved. Earth should join my patreon as a thankyou.Today's News: Just 8 more days! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Some of the kids in my family once invented a version where you had to get one of each color in order to get through the final step, mathematically guaranteeing the game could never end. The didn't mind at all. I feel like there's a … | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Sometimes I draw hands so poorly I worry I'll be accused of being an AI.Today's News: THANK YOU! We are just over a day in and past 250% of our goal. WOOHOO! If you check out the page, you'll see we now have Phil Plait as an audioboo … | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weirdest thing is when the conscious minds start inventing reasons for all of this.Today's News: Psst - I'm told Bea Wolf will be highly discounted on Amazon tomorrow and the next day. Stay tuned. | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We are assuming for the sake of argument that all bits of human are equivalent, which is basically correct.Today's News: | Continue reading
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