Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Click the comic to read chapter 1!Today's News: Pre-orders for my new book Sawyer Lee and the Quest to Just Stay Home have begun!Sawyer Lee is an illustrated middle grade novel starring an unadventurous kid who'd rather dig a deep de … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fortunately, it turns out that all along he has been a placebo husband.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it's good to be prepared for all circumstances.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The statue of Bayes also cries, but we can't ever be perfectly sure.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Or maybe the corpses were a feint and the original Frenchmen are still waiting to strike.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If God is all-good, there are a LOT of errors in the Bible.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The one about purpose doesn't show up until you have to spend 12 hours a day at a repetitive job.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later, peace is reestablished when an MBA accidentally enters the lecture hall.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Ironically, I had to censor this due to running ads, but... one day...Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Anyone who can figure out how to cram phi in there gets about 1.6 internet points.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Of course they'll never realize, but in your heart you'll have the linguistic upper hand.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is my gift to you, Dads of Internet.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's like going up to someone who doesn't know about conservation of energy, and telling them you have a wheel that never stops spinning, and expecting them to be blown away.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later he is caught and forced to not have all the money he moneyed.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's not actually a metaphor. I just think of that scene.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:That's another philosophical 'problem' put to bed by Zach Weinersmith.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Before you saying anything, I'd like to dedicate this breakup conversation to pioneering portraitist Frida Kahlo.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is why he doesn't come back for humans any more.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Tragically, once you introduce costly signaling, all mathematics is impure.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Love it when the moon becomes as blood.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Works especially well for telling people they're not in irrirrerror.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It needs more leaves, but otherwise this is a perfect proof of concept.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Click the comic for the full Patreon post!Today's News: August 2025 Books (Full post on Patreon!)Uncontrollable (McKee) (sorry, couldn’t find it on bookshop!)Marcus Aurelius (Robertson)Democracy May Not Exist, but We’ll Miss it W … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also you can add irr- to the front to negate the idea.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Slowly the difference between artificial and fake will become more and more blurry.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Must be nice to be part of a religion that'd never go to war.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Is this the one that gets the hatemail? I keep waiting.Today's News: (No bonus panel today because of a missing file, it will be posted later.) | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We must not let the modern world take the fun out of toxic nationalism jokes.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Sadly, it later turns out nobody knows how to build an ark anymore.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This will be funny until approximately summer of 2027.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:When biologists can't explain cubic wombat poop, why don't THEY call it a singularity?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:In fairness to Adam and Eve, nowhere in Leviticus are you told not to obey a talking snake.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The worst part is the ocean of blood you can't see at the bottom of the last panel.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Etymology humor will continue until morale improves.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If I don't get some pedantic email I'll be forced to update my priors.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Technically, there's no reason you can't set up this booth at your next farmer's market.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Btw, the real life Dr. Whiteson, who podcasts with my wife, has a new book out called Do Aliens Speak Physics? which you should go check.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:May I recommend the Look And Say Sequence, but don't complain to me if it starts getting weird.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can trust analytic truth because you can trust analytic truth.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I keep trying to make people leave my instagram but they won't STOP.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Suddenly regretting not doing a run of plush glock-cats.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Around here we only do cis-substantiation, you hear?Today's News: | Continue reading
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