Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Kelly told me this one was too weird, so please make it popular so she has to roll her eyes.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later the drug dealer gets nostalgic about how in the 90s economy you could give out the first one free.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We're going to build a recursively self-improving god-like machine intelligence that wants to destroy humanity, but it's OK because I have a hole.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I posted this as a joke about a script I shouldn't do, and bluesky economists pressured me into making it.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I contend that SMBC remains the comic with the funniest jokes about commodity pricing.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:From an idea in Aguera y Arcas' recent book What is Intelligence?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is one of those jokes where the moment I finish drawing it I realize someone has probably already done it. But then, given that this is recursive, there's at least some layer of Doom on Doom that has not yet been achieved.Today' … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This sort of thing is why I will likely never write fantasy.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you disagree, find me a recent source specifically proving Descartes wrong.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Just a reminder that I am available for commencement speeches, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:A note of appreciation to the 4 of you who started laughing on the first panel.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:SMBC will be at Davos this year, if someone at Davos looks at it on their phone.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is the actual plot of The Hobbit. The entire journey is meant to convince Frodo to just stay home ever after.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Really should've asked about the ship label before he got in.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I find cheese really good for when I have a stomach-wants-cheese, or when my head feels a little cheese-wanty.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Having a purpose was your first mistake. Wanting it to have meaning was a mental health calamity.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is one of those jokes you make, then realize people in the field have probably been saying it verbatim for 20 years.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The hard thing about male clowns is you have to disbud them at a young age are they get dangerous.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The worst part about being a caveman is people constantly yelling questions about seed oil and fermented foods when you're just trying to relax.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The only annoying part is how the Ai keeps complimenting your blackmail skills instead of ruining the world.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I want to be buried at the K-T boundary holding a box of brass gears marked Time Machine.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Kicking myself for not teeing this up as a major kickstarter.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Oddly enough, Ouroboros is also the sound a snake makes when trying to do this.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm so incredibly available to write this movie and 17 sequels. It's like the movie Wall Street, but with dolls.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Unrelated, on a bluesky thread we discovered that there are many philosophers whose names rhyme with Bagel, but other Jewish breads are not so favored.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:No, it doesn't belong in the bodily needs section. If anything, it's in opposition to bodily needs.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weird part is I'll get complaint emails about the 2037 Olympics not being possible, and not, like, the rest of this idea.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:How come nobody has made this? Or did they all go mad after making it, so we haven't heard?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The other thing is the robots are stingy with the porn and drugs.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The real punchline comes later when he marries a person who loves him, has a good boss, is respected by his children, works at a rewarding job for 40 years, travels the world for 25 years, and dies in painless repose, surrounded by l … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Technically, this is literary humor.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Do they still do this? When I was a kid, villains were constantly dangling from buildings and being saved.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Based almost entirely on something Tomer Ullman told me, and I hereby nominate him as First Dean of Shenanigans.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:All I'm saying is this would be the ultimate proof that God has a dirty mind.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I read in an econ book that panel four is a thing that actually happens, and I've been terrified ever since.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Triple the median would of course be 50% more inner peace.Today's News: | Continue reading