Sunday Sweets: A Rainbow of Wedding Cakes

Originally I was going to feature Winter Wedding Cakes today, gang, but all the white-on-white-on-white was putting me to sleep.So instead, I decided to hunt down a full rainbow of wedding cakes, each one featuring some in-your-face, bold, beautiful COLOR. Woot woot!Take it away, … | Continue reading


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Hey Look! A Penguin!

My friends, it's 3:17 AM.DO YOU KNOW THIS IS A PENGUIN? Well it is.And now you are AWARE. Today is Penguin Awareness Day … | Continue reading


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So, Where Ya Want It?

It's always important to tell your baker where you want the writing on your cake, lest you end up with one of these situations: … | Continue reading


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Sox It To 'Em

Eileen's hubby Ralph is a big Red Sox fan, so she asked the bakery to put that on his birthday cake.And just to be safe, she reminded them that "Red Sox" is spelled with an x.(Can you guess where this is going?) … | Continue reading


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At Least They're Not Staplers?

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Cake Wrecks, Too: The Search For Happ

It's "Hunt for Happiness Week," minions, and I think I'm off to a good start: We're close. I CAN ALMOST FEE(I do not mea … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: COOKIES!!

We all love cake best here, of course, but have you noticed how cookies have started going 3D? (By Modesta's Rainbow, Ru … | Continue reading


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10 MORE Reasons Why

Today is a special day, minions. A day... TO BUY CAKE. Because they didn't have the OTHER cake: … | Continue reading


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What John Does When I Tell Him To Write A Post

I told John it was his turn to take the wrecky wheel, and in response he sent me these pictures.::deep sigh::So here we go. And now...John Photoshops Bad Star Wars Cakes Into The Wrong Scenes Just To Mess With Jen … | Continue reading


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Fairy Tale Rending

Remember, boys and girls, all you need is a little faith...   … | Continue reading


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Yup... Still Screaming

[singing] Double your pleasure, double your... Never mind. When Jeff's co-worker retired, they decided to go with a golf … | Continue reading


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And Speaking Of Frozen...

If this site has taught us anything, it's to be specific when you order a cake. After all, as Lynn's grandmother discovered, one person's "Ninja Turtle cake" is another's "Meh, just stick an empty pencil box on it." … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Tolkien Treats!

In honor of J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday last week, how about some Middle Earth-themed Sweets to celebrate? (By Mike's Amaz … | Continue reading


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Comb The Dessert!

Like so many brides, Robyn M. found the perfect cake for her wedding on Pinterest: Now, let's be real, Robyn. That cake? … | Continue reading


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Baker Of Wrecks, Destroyer Of Childhoods

Hang on to your inner child, kids; things are about to get ugly.   … | Continue reading


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These Are Not The Droids We're Looking For

I sense a great disturbance in the Force, my friends. ...as if millions of geeks cried out in horror, and then all their … | Continue reading


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Say What, Again?

Sometimes people often send me their cakes with no back story, which usually isn't a big deal, but other times... Um.Yea … | Continue reading


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New Year's Evolution

New Year's Eve, 3PM: "Ermagosh, Becky, tonight is going to be SO FUN." New Year's Eve, 8PM:  … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Makes Sure You Eat Your Greens

So, are you making ALL the healthy New Year's Resolutions today? Hmmm?Oof, same here.Not to worry, though, because I'm about to help you out BIG TIME. Here come 10 Unexpectedly Delicious Healthy Meals for 2023.First up, a hearty Caesar Salad: … | Continue reading


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Resolution Delusions

2022 is winding down, my friends, so it's time to start brainstorming all the resolutions we're going to commit to, post proudly on Facebook, and then quietly renege on by Valentines'. To not do so would be positively UNAMERICAN, so let's get started!Just remember: The ol' "bette … | Continue reading


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BREASTS OF FURY

I don't know about you, but when *I* get an e-mail with "BREASTS OF FURY" in the subject line, I tend to read that one first.Happily, this particular submission didn't disappoint: … | Continue reading


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7 Seriously Ugly Wedding Wrecks To Make Your Day Better

Wow, you guys really like your wedding wrecks, don't you?And by "your" wedding wrecks, I of course mean someone ELSE'S wedding wrecks.Because you are terrible, terrible people.We must be related. Now, remember, a wedding cake is the most important cake in a person's blah-de-blah- … | Continue reading


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It CLEARLY Doesn't Tear You Apart

 ******  Thanks to Andrew C., Kris K., Wolav., Micah C., Mr. S., and Shelby R. who are all in California dreaming about … | Continue reading


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A Kwanzaa Tradition

It's time again for everyone's favorite Kwanzaa tradition: making fun of Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake! For those who've som … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Stare-Worthy Christmas Cakes

Sometimes, with all this holiday hustle and bustle,you just need a few minutes to stare at some pretty cakes.WHO'S WITH ME?Let's start with this tranquil little cabin in the woods: … | Continue reading


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Why They Spell It "Xmas"

We wish you a... We wish you a... … | Continue reading


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Santa Auditions

"Thank you all for coming to the Punxsutawney Mall Santa Auditions! We're here to find a special Santa 'stand-in' [winkwink] to take pictures with the kids this weekend. So, let's bring you in one by one, and have you give us your very best Santa greeting! Ok? Ok!"First contestan … | Continue reading


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Watch Your Back, Frosty

The rest of the story is overrated. These seasonal snippets will do. In a twist of festive irony, Santa later shot his own eye out. … | Continue reading


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In Protest

WHAT DO WE WANT?  WHEN DO WE WANT IT? … | Continue reading


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Paying With Plastic

Bakers, it's time again to "holiday" up those displays, but don't you worry: adding a little winter cheer is as easy as jamming a plastic penguin pick in place! … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Christmas Glee

Does all the holiday prep ever leave you feeling a little......flat? (By Kricky Cakes and Airbrush, Hungary) Don't worry … | Continue reading


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The 12 Wrecks Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A choking hazard in a treeeee. On the second day of Christmas, m … | Continue reading


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Some Days You Finish The Banana...

I know it's a little late to be celebrating Fall foliage, but I'm just loving these tree branches: Ahhh, the majesty of … | Continue reading


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Meanwhile, In Portugal...

 Marcio B., I would say something about Portuguese Frosty needing a Brazilian, but judging by those expressions, THEY KNOW. *****P.S. While we're flirting with that PG-13 rating we may as well talk about bewbs, right? So here's a shout-out to my favorite wire-free bra, which I ju … | Continue reading


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To Be Blunt...

You're beautiful!  You're beautiful! … | Continue reading


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'Tis The Season

It's hard to capture all the magic of the season in a single cake, but by jove, I think this bakery's gone and done it: … | Continue reading


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11 Gingerbread Houses To Make You Drool

Buckle up, Sweets fans, 'cuz I'm about to show you the best gingerbread house creations in all of the interwebz - and you're going to want all of them. … | Continue reading


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Winter Blunderland

Those bell things Are they listing? Yellow snow … | Continue reading


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Rear View Wreckage

Loyal henchpersons, I won't lie to you: today's post scares the bejeepers out of me.You see, if ever a Wreck was cursed on this blog, it is the Baby Butt Cake: … | Continue reading


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*Bonk*

Warning: A supposedly naughty cake ahead. (But good luck seeing it.)  "We asked for Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc." … | Continue reading


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La La Land

WRECK the halls with cows of folly Fa la la la laa, la la moo moo 'Tis the season to be sorry … | Continue reading


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Sweet Dreams

As someone who's battled insomnia for most of my adult life, I know just how valuable a soothing bedtime story can be. So, my fellow sleepless-in-wherevers, this one's for you.[hem ahem hem]*whispering*Once upon a time...there was a baby who was very sleepy. … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Goes Art Deco... Again!

From Flapper dresses to Big Band jazz to Art Deco architecture, nothing says "style" quite like the Roaring Twenties. (By Sarah Jones)Look at … | Continue reading


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Pipe Dreams

"Okay, Tiger, you can do this. It's just an engagement cake, nothing to be afraid of."Here goes..." "Steady... steeeeady..." … | Continue reading


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The Sign Post

Better watch out for this bakery, henchpersons: I hear they'll hang you out to dry. "TELL US HoW WE ARE DOing.." … | Continue reading


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Cake After People

What would happen if every baker on earth...[dramatic voice]...disappeared?This isn't the story of how they might vanish. It's what happens to the cakes they leave behind. This is just part of the journey that will take us to the future of once active bakeries, as well as hauntin … | Continue reading


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My New Favorite Thing Ever: STICK A STICK IN IT

Ahh, black and white weddings. So classic. So chic. Why, just look at this beribboned beauty here: LOOK AT IT.That's what the bride wanted.This is … | Continue reading


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Aw, Some Sauce!

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