Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Weirdly, bing ai won't generate this story for me, so we may be OK.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is why Starfish have so much sex.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Interestingly, it seems like whoever has the best weapon systems is destined by fate for victory.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying CustomersToday's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Oddly enough, I feel this is one of those jokes that only makes *me* laugh.Today's News: If you want to hear me tell a weird science story... | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Creative people express their utterly generic feelings with NEW phrases.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Have you noticed you can get humans to do almost anything as long as it's presented as a scam?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I am posting this from a train and can't make edits, so you'lll just have to dealll with the extra L.Today's News: Jazzed to have been read and found convincing by Tyler Cowen. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can use an LLM to infinitely extend the description in panel 2.Today's News: See you tonight, NYC! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This accidentally became Bea Wolf for teenagers.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fortunately, crowds of humans tend to congregate in places where the background is easy to draw.Today's News: Thanks, geeks! Little reviews are beginning to trickle out into the universe, including this one by Marie Robinette Kowal. … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Better make sure the wings of your airplane are shaped like a Bat. Also swing on ropes whenever possible.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The real endgame is when AI can just generate novel cat videos inside your brain.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:So Zach, what do you do when not making children's books?Today's News: Hey geeks, I'll be speaking a Proton Prom with a bunch of people who are more important than me! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Weirdly, his revealed preference was for a painful and protracted demise.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:No, Orifices in the Void cannot be your new band-name.Today's News: If you wanted to get A City on Mars but the prices was a little high, WELL Barnes and Noble is doing a 3 day 25% discount on preorders. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You're gonna wish the conditions of your birth were altered so ass to prevent this unpleasant occurrence while leaving your identity largely intact, bro!Today's News: OK, so my new favorite compliment to receive is 'I tried to blurb … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This. This shall be my immortality.Today's News: Wanna rant about space settlement (pro or con) in a way that is substantially MORE ACCURATE and includes notes on legal/culinary matters pertaining to space cannibalism? A City on Mars … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Elsewhere, a species with 20 fingers per hand will believe pretty much anything is true.Today's News: To my intense horror, many of you have purchased the new book. And so, the bonus updates continue. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Really you ought to text before you initiate a knock-knock joke.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:4 Internet Points to Dave Luebke for making the techno-babble more accurate.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:English would be so much funnier, for generations, if we made a one-time switch from men to mans.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later, the robot learns to nod its head and keep the truth inside.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Honestly, soup matters a lot more to my life than love or bravery. Today's News: Behold! (slightly NSFW) | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:That stick figure diagram is the most joy I've had making an illustration in years.Today's News: For non-Amazon purchase options please click here. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I wonder if you could embed consciousness in a sticky ball that could be fired from a small cannon to make enemy weapons sentient and pacifist.Today's News: Thanks! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This comic based directly on my gross biologist wife.Today's News: WELP, looks like a bunch more bonus strips go up today thanks to buyers of A City on Mars. More soon and thank you all for your preorders! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I will be nagging about this book for the next while, and I apologize for that. Good news though - the main form of nag will be bonus SMBC comics. Also, HOLY SHIT GUYS, ANDY FUCKIN WEIR!Today's News: Good morning, friends. Today we l … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is a bonus update brought to you by my new book, A City on Mars. Please do me a favor and click this comic for more info.Today's News: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It is NEW book launch day, so please stay tuned for more updates and check the blog for more info!Today's News: BOOOOOOOOOOOK | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Big announcement tomorrow. A new book, which is the product of years of research. Stay tuned, and then for God's sake please buy a copy.Today's News: TOMORROW | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:+10 internet points to anyone who builds this. -1,000 ethics points, but +10 internet points.Today's News: Monnnnnnnday | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:She'd actually be into it if he didn't always wear those yellow crocs.Today's News: Monday | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fortunately he was able to invest those socks and return a dividend later.Today's News: Monday! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Interestingly they're both reading AI image generation subreddits and pretending it's not to see the pinups.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This led to a remarkably nice discussion in patreon yesterday.Today's News: 6 days!! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Slightly worried the wallstreetbets people will not understand this is a joke. Or, rather, will understand that it's a joke and therefore employ it as a financial plan.Today's News: ONE WEEK | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Oh wait, shoot, would you mind if I did a quick full body scan before never speaking to you again?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I can detect sky with my eyes closed.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Breaking: Slamming 'Slam' SLAMMEDToday's News: Just 10 days till the big new thing! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:There, see? From now on at least 18% of SMBC will not be AI jokes.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I honestly don't know how this became AI week. If you want an answer, ask bingToday's News: Big announcement in 12 days! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Bam, another apocalypse thwarted by Weinersmith.Today's News: I promised I'd do more longform once the latest book manuscript was done and HERE WE ARE. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Cooperation is when we hurt people together!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm officially adding an AI tag, since from now on 83% of comics on SMBC will be about AI ennui. Ennai? AInnui?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Please consult yesterday's comments (we have comments now) for the excellent post by Hans Rickheit.Today's News: We have them, like it's the 90s again! Please don't be a dick - I would like to keep moderation light. Also, if you have … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Kelly didn't like this one, but twitter did, and twitter, let me tell you, is very smart.Today's News: It's the last day that sales of Bea count toward our NYT bestseller total! The list is normally dominated by major franchises, but … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also, in this model, everything is flat and it's the same everywhere and eventually all the stars are dead!Today's News: | Continue reading