Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I mean really when was the last time you met a self-cloning species that tries to learn to play guitar?Today's News: OK, so we sold out of signed Bea Wolfs, but I ran down to Telegraph to sign a few more. Available whilst they exist! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:When humans finally step into the Experience Machine, their choice of paradise will be heartbreaking.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:God he is just absolutely destroying the spine of that book.Today's News: I am signing at Telegraph in Charlottesville: Today at 2! If you want a signed copy, this is my only remaining scheduled signing right now so please come buy o … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:With heartfelt apologies to Gary Larson.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks to everyone who came to Scrawl Books for Bea Wolf! Today's News: Praise from Neil Gaiman was nice and all, but have you tried kid-turned-down-youtube-for-your-book? | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Hopefully you didn't laugh at this, because if you did you're using up around .01% of your laughs on just this one comic.Today's News: Thank you, thank you, thank you, I cannot thank you enough times. The response to Bea Wolf has bee … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks, everyone. It took about 5 years to get from the beginning to here. It's as a good of a thing as I can write, and I hope you enjoy it.Today's News: The most frequently asked question is the age range for Bea Wolf readers, and … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is one of those frustrating comics where the votey, made in 4 seconds, is funnier than the whole comic.Today's News: Bea Wolf is available now! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:+10 Internet points if you can identify all three.Today's News: Tomorrow. | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:They must've felt so in tune with their environment.Today's News: Next Tuesday! | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I swear, we're working on that stupid t-shirt design. Info in a day or two.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm slightly regretting not having this as the twist ending to a comedic novel. Gimme a few years.Today's News: One week until BEA WOLF DAY! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thank you patreons for recognizing that the original caption was basically unreadable.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you get 100% growth you get to give everyone the finger.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later, things take a Heinleinian twist for the horrible.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The whole is worse than the sum of its parts sometimes.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:re: yesterday's comic - I have never gotten more hatemail than the time I insulted wild blueberries. Deal with it, bros.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:In a couple years it'll be time for the pro-robot anti-nature SMBC collection.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:An interesting future question is whether artificial wombs will displace stork-work or lead to increased prosperity.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Take that, 100 year old method largely no longer in use!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weird thing is he was originally just printing teeth for the pure delight before he discovered the opportunity for savings.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The second-floor problem remains difficult for him.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I wonder how long it'll be before dating sites do some version of 'I'll have my bot talk to your bot'Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's time. It's time for a resurgence of T Rex arms-related humor.Today's News: Enter to win a free copy of Bea Wolf! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I get a lot of pleasure in bringing up a topical issue and then contributing nothing.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:OK OK but I am CORNERING the market on Milton-related humor.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I hereby release this idea to any stupid person in Silicon Valley.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The sad part is he's been in that elevator for twelve hours now, and so far everyone has reached the same conclusion.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Have you noticed this thing where people say AI will never be as good as Shakespeare, but then nobody mentions that none of us are as good as Shakespeare?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Panel 4 is the greatest prose I'm capable of.Today's News: Hey geeks, after years of holding out, I'm finally getting engaged with social media. I post a lot of favorite old comics plus news about NEW BOOKS. You can follow me on face … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We can't make the world better, but we can make little bits of it pop out of themselves.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you used 52 it'd be obvious what the point was.Today's News: Click back for today's bonus update. Also buy my book! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is just a big thank you to Bea Wolf buyers. We're already in our 3rd printing and it doesn't come out for a month. If you want a hardcover, lock it in soon - they're gorgeous :DToday's News: Thanks y'all, I mean it. Here's one m … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm just saying, going by the usual arguments, cockroaches are way better explorers.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later the nutritionist is forced to quote from revelations about what is to come.Today's News: | Continue reading