Learn About the Unprecedented Vaginal Diversity of Cetaceans

Over in their Science section, Smithsonian Magazine has taken a stab at answering the question we’ve all been wondering: Why have female animals evolved such wild genitals?Link: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-have-female-animals-evolved-such-wild-genitals-18097 … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Maybe Tack on Some Rose-Colored Glasses Too

My pal Rich W. has long had a gripe with appliance maker Dyson, namely that they spend massive amounts of time and energy solving relatively inconsequential problems. Perhaps most famously, they perfected the vacuum cleaner, a device whose previous incarnations already did the jo … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Order the Nothing, It’s Divine

A decade or so ago, while waiting for a table in a vegetarian restaurant, I saw a video touting Breatharianism. This bizarre pseudoscience claims it’s possible to live without food (and perhaps without even water. Wikipedia wisely notes that it’s dangerous, and that “several adhe … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Ad Creep Continues

Three years ago, I wrote about Cooler Screens, the horrible cooler-door screen company trying to embed advertising in yet another facet of our lives. Alas, my plea for them to just stop has (predictably) been unsuccessful. The displays are now in thousands of Walgreens stores, an … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Happy Holiday!

Earlier this week, I mailed out a card to a few dozen friends. But you, dear reader? You deserve a card too. Why look, it’s a card for you! With a lovely matching stamp, affixed at a jaunty angle! It’s so festive! Well, that’s very nice. But wait, what the hell holiday are we … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

The Genius of Elk

During hunting season, elk may be hunted on public lands, but not on private lands. Somehow, the elk figured this out, and when hunting season began, elk in Utah began taking refuge. “The state had been getting complaints on both sides of the issue with elk migrating to private l … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Mostly Complete Cars

Speaking of missing chips, Ford is apparently going to start selling Ford Explorers without the chips that power rear air conditioning and heating controls. Ford spokesperson Said Deep told The Verge that heating and air condition will still be controllable from the front seats, … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Inflation Is Costing You Doritos

Rather than raise prices, many companies are quietly shrinking the size of their products. Frito-Lay confirmed Doritos shrunk their bags due to pandemic pressures. “Inflation is hitting everyone…we took just a little bit out of the bag so we can give you the same price and you ca … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Trolleys and Children and Heartwarming Nostalgia

A week ago today, the Green Line of Boston’s subway system opened an extension. This upgrade was first committed to back in 1990, so it’s been a long, long, long time coming. For WBUR’s Sharon Brody and her two sons, the expansion was especially personal.Link: https://www.wbur.or … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Ending the War in Ukraine

Recently, writer Fred Kaplan penned a piece describing a potential peace deal to end Russia’s war against Ukraine. I keep returning to it in mind, as it continues to seem like the best possible outcome to this horrific affair.Link: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/03/how- … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Whither Mavis Beacon?

In the ’80s and ’90s, teaching people to type was big business. Nintendo’s Mario was happy to instruct you, or you might go with the much more staid Typing Tutor. The biggest name in typing utilities, however, was Mavis Beacon, of “Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing”. “I remember, at [ … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Rental-San the Do-Nothing Guy

Meet Shoji Morimoto, a man paid to do nothing. [O]ver the past four years, Shoji Morimoto, 38, has built a cult following by offering himself as a warm body who can simply be there, liberating his clients from the social expectations of the spoken and unspoken norms of Japanese s … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Hacker Soldiers

Thanks to the internet, hackers associated with Anonymous have reportedly been able to distribute the modern-day equivalent of airplane leaflets all over Russia. Using a printer hack, they claim to have printed tens of thousands of pages to vulnerable printers across Russians. Th … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Assault With a Goofy Weapon

How about a stern reprimand, and maybe confiscating the silly string? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Glorious Bird

In case you missed it, early in the war in Ukraine, an amazing incident was reported to have taken place on Snake Island: …13 border guards stationed on a roughly 16-hectare (40-acre) rocky island about 186 miles (300km) west of Crimea reportedly replied, when asked to surrender: … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Happy Evacuation Day

In much of this country, folks are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, often by drinking copious amounts of alcohol. Here in Boston however, we celebrate a different holiday: Evacuation Day. Rather than (just) a nod to the vomiting that’s likely to ensue from all that binge drinking, … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Hope for Permanent Daylight Saving Time

One of my least favorite things about living in Boston are the winter sunsets, which occur as early as 4:13 PM. That’s simply too damned early for the sun to be setting. Meanwhile, at the far west end of the Eastern time zone, Detroit gets summer sunsets as late as 9:15 PM. That … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Phone Number Brain Storage

When a friend’s parents ended service on the home phone number they’d had for decades, an interesting question came up in conversation. How many phone numbers do you have memorized? A (Possibly Complete) List of Phone Numbers I Have Memorized: My own cell phone It’s been the sam … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Truly Dumb Purchase

Two things related to NFL quarterback Tom Brady happened yesterday, and together, they add up to hilarity. First, the football from Brady’s final touchdown pass sold at auction for over half a million dollars. The ball was thrown 55 yards to receiver Mike Evans during the Tampa B … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

World’s #2,423,753,568 Dad

Recently in Utah, a man seemingly vying for the title of world’s worst father apparently instructed his four-year-old son to shoot at police. This occurred as the man was stopped by police for brandishing a firearm at McDonald’s employees, following a purported issue with his dri … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Putin and the West’s Liberal Order

Kori Schake hypothesizes that Putin’s disastrous invasion of Ukraine has revitalized the liberal international order. It’s horrible to see a nation unjustly attacked by a dictator. However, the response from governments around the world has me feeling more optimistic than I have … | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Uncombable Hair Syndrome

He'll grow out of it. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

The Uncanny War in Ukraine

Ukraine is doing a masterful job of cultivating popular public opinion. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Get Ready for Gritty Gumby

Eddie Murphy and SNL already reimagined Gumby 40 years ago, thank you very much. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

What a Relief

Mid-war snark is particularly impressive. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

The EV Chargers Have a Point

Glory to Ukraine | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

All Aboard the USS FKCPTN

Russian pleasure yacht, go fuck yourself. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Putin’s Lost Honors

Peace is more precious than triumph. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Millions Stand With Ukraine

“Russian warship, go fuck yourself.” | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Hank the Tank Will Live

If the DNA doesn't match, you must only catch. And not euthanize. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Little Help From Their Friends

They get high(er) with a little help from their friends. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Very Bad Kind of Hat Trick

Not one, not two, but three own goals. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Nothing Says Romance Like Cryptocurrency

It's just so romantical. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

You’d Think an Olympic Skier Would Be Prepared for Cold

I'm not even sure it'd be worth it for a gold medal. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A New Type of Printer DRM

This is just so very gross. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

You’re Stuck on 94.9, KUOW

Don't bother touching that dial. It won't work. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

I/We Regret The Error

This is just so utterly ridiculous. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Heckuva Job, Dining Algorithm

I do a pretty good job of unsubscribing from nonsense, but it never stops completely. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Robot Bought a Seven-Year-Old Car for More Than It Cost Brand-New

If you've got any cars just sitting around, now's the time to cash in. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

It Was His First Day

“The administration believes it was some kind of a lapse in sanity” | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Meta Records

I have never before heard of an exercise ball being called a “Swiss ball”, but apparently that's a thing. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Bitcoin Give and Take

“savePro™” really cracks me up. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Doctors Love This One Simple Trick

Did they really need to include pictures? Cheese and crackers! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Cheers to You, Betty Whiteout

I'm also a big fan of “The Big Leplowski”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

What’s the Dutch Word for “Pitchfork”?

How much is enough, Jeff? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Fairly Indirect Process

It sounds like an awful lot of human interaction. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Butterfly Flaps Its Wings

And a bunch of morons lose their minds. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

The Reverse Goldilocks

I suppose that it the more likely type of Goldilocks, given the inability of real-world bears to build houses. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago