Sunday Sweets Celebrates SEQUINS!

There's a sparkly new trend in cakes, and I think you're going to like it:SEQUINS. Like this! (By Cakey Jane's in Buckinghamshire, UK)Ahhh, pretty a … | Continue reading


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All Dolled Up & Nowhere To Run

Believe it or not, doll cakes can be tricky! Observe:Stick the doll in too low, and she looks like she's being swallowed:  Too high, and she's being … | Continue reading


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Things I See In My Backyard That I'd Never Want To Eat

Today's episode of "Things I See In My Backyard That I'd Never Want To Eat" was written on location here in Swampsville, Florida. (Aka Orlando.) Nop … | Continue reading


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Rhymin' Wreckers

What if cakes were the last lines in really bad poems?Come, my friends. LET US DREAM TOGETHER. Work anniversaryHead of the classA lousy coffee cup?? … | Continue reading


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I Bet The Unicorn Wasn't The Only One Crying

You know those unicorn cakes that are all the rage right now? Like this? (By Rosanna Pansino) Well, this bakery tried to recreate one, and you guys. … | Continue reading


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The Cake Said WHAT?

When you see the same ol' "happy birthday" butchered day after day, you learn to cherish the cakes that break the mold and say something truly unique. … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Ombre Treats

Merriam Webster defines ombre as: "having colors or tones that shade into each other." I define it as "soooo pretttttty." Here, why don't I just show you? … | Continue reading


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I Finally Get The Last Word… So Of Course It’s Misspelled

Yeah! Go SPORTS! Of course it's easy to focus on the mistakes, so let's take a second to appreciate that somewhere there's a professional baker who actually did this... on purpose. … | Continue reading


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The Leash Is Just For Show; It's Very Well Trained

It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk" day, in case you were wondering what I'm doing with this ficus.::uncomfortable silence::Soooo... I notice you don't have a plant with you.::more silence::That's alright, just head to your local bakery! … | Continue reading


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"Tall And Tan And Young And Lovely, The Girl From Ipanema Goes Walking..."

If you hadn't heard, tomorrow is National Talk In An Elevator day. Each year, we use this day to step out of our comfort zone, go beyond the small talk, and really open to each other in that delightfully confined space. For instance, let's say Doug held the door for you. You migh … | Continue reading


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Guns, Cupcakes, And A Unicorn That Looks Like Elvis

The End Is Nigh! Quick, grab the essentials! (That's peanut butter cake, right?)(EXCELLENT.) Misspelled?Check.Sperm balloons?Checkity check.Unintent … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Makin' The Best Of This Summer Heat

Ahhhh, summer. You know, there's something about July here in Florida that makes you want to go outside, take a deep breath... and stab the sun right in the face.Know what I mean?Fortunately for us, there's now an ADORABLE way to do that: … | Continue reading


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CAKETASTROPHE!! (By Special Request)

I was perusing the Cake Wrecks Facebook page the other day (where every follower gets a free invisible puppy!!) when I came across a rather unusual request: … | Continue reading


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At Least Now We Know Why Kermit Is Consternated

Anyone remember the CW classic, "It a Gril"?(Ahh, good times.)'Cuz now we have version 2.0! Like most upgrade's, it fi'xed one prob'lem while creati … | Continue reading


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Initial Discomfort

Monograms can add that perfect crowning touch of elegance to your wedding cake. Or, they can look like this: Proof that sometimes it's better to qui … | Continue reading


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Anything You Can Wreck, I Can Wreck Better

Brittany G. writes,"A friend got a promotion a while back, so his team ordered a cake and asked the baker to draw a ladder with a stick figure climbing it, which said 'Moving On Up.'"Instead, they got this: … | Continue reading


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When Wrecks Go Historically Wrong

The day: July 17th.The year: 1955.After years of anticipation, Disneyland was ready to open its gates. People gathered by the hundreds to experience the new park.But all was not smooth sailing on that fateful summer day, as many of the characters failed to impress.There was, of c … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Wedding Towers

Don't you love how the wedding cake has evolved over the past 10 years? So much color and texture and personality! I'm really liking the modern tower look lately, too, like this: … | Continue reading


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"Celebrating" National Headache Week

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My Uncle Thought He Was Saint Jerome

We watched one of my all-time favorite movies, Ghostbusters, today and I think that calls for a song... about calling people.[tuning up 80s synthesizer]♪ If there's something strangein your neighborhood … | Continue reading


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Flight Of The Pee-Pee Knees

Somehow Connie's friend ended up with the nickname "Pee Knees," and I think I speak for us all, Connie, when I say we don't need that back story.Still, you know what's worse than being nicknamed "Pee Knees"?When your baker rises to the occasion and bursts forth in gloriously misa … | Continue reading


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Freud Would Have A Field Day

Or as we like to call her, "Tripod."(That was the most family-friendly joke I could come up with. HI, MOM.) If you write online a lot, then this next one is for you.The problem with ordering via e-mail: … | Continue reading


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It's A VON TRAPP!

Go ahead, sing along... D'oh! A deer, a wrecky deer:  Rays, what has your baker done? … | Continue reading


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11 Neon Cakes For Our Inner 90s Kids

If you love Lisa Frank, know what slap bracelets are, and have ever in your life worn neon paint-splattered clothing, then my friends, this is your safe space.I'll start.For my first day of 6th grade I wore a skirt made up of 3 ruffly layers. They were: fluorescent pink, fluoresc … | Continue reading


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Missed Marks To Make You Go NOOOOOOOO

Anna D. ordered a cake to look like this top tier: So... pink and blingy. Gotcha. Now, before I show you what she got, have you ever seen those stre … | Continue reading


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It's The "I Of The Tiger"

When CW reader Jamie ordered a birthday cake for her husband Jim Bob, she encountered one of the funniest dilemmas I've seen yet - and that is really saying something.The problem?Her baker had never heard of the letter J: … | Continue reading


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HEY JUDE, Don't Bake It Bad

When I find my cake's in times of trouble Cake Wrecks Jen, she comes to meSpeaking words of wisdom:"Let it bleed." … | Continue reading


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Sometimes Size Isn't Everything

"Hi, I'd like to order a birthday cake, but I want the lettering to be big. Can you do that?  "No, I mean really big." … | Continue reading


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Old Glory Daze

Today, we celebrate Independence Day with...the American Flag. O-oh, say can you SEEEE? BYYY the bakery light?How so soundly they failed... to give our flag any meaning: … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: 4th of July Fireworks!

Happy July, fellow Sweets lovers!With America's Independence Day coming up tomorrow, you know I had to find some pretty red, white, and blue numbers: … | Continue reading


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Men Of Marvel

Note: This post is not appropriate for young children. And the older ones will be all, "Ooooohh! I'm gonna tell DADDY!!" so you might lock them out, too. Spider-Man's dirty little secret revealed: … | Continue reading


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Happy Birthday To You, Me, & Maybe A Demon Llama or Two

Heppy Birthdey... ...toooo you! HAPPY BIRtHYdAY … | Continue reading


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Simply Smashing

This is a cake I posted back in 2009: "Because crime doesn't pay, kids." And this one I posted in 2011: … | Continue reading


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Pineapple Kisses

When the edible images only stick to icing, but you're too lazy to frost the whole cookie:  We don't talk about the first one. … | Continue reading


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Doctor What

What better way to express ourselves than to let others express... ourselves?(Is that right? No? I'm going with it.) … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Wedding Wonders

Shaped and themed cakes are awesome, of course, but I still drool and dream over more traditional wedding cakes, too. After all, they've come a long way from just simple tiers with flowers - even the simple tiers with flowers! … | Continue reading


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Lord Of The Facepalms

Brandon wanted a Bunko-themed cake with three dice on it. … | Continue reading


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Picture This

So Shawna A. asked her bakery to make a cake just like this one from Pink Cake Box: To make it easier, she even brought in a print-out of this pictu … | Continue reading


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New Discoveries in the Animal Kingdom

I believe that all new scientific discoveries should be announced via cake, don't you?[pushing back glasses and consulting clipboard] Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to present... … | Continue reading


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Merci!

Have you heard of the Croquembouche [CROCK-you-EAM-butchy]? It's a French thing.Well, if not, here's what it's supposed to look like: So kinda like … | Continue reading


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Here Comes The Snide

In honor of all the summer weddings this month, I decided to sing a little song.(With apologies to Nat King Cole.) Unforgettable... That's what you … | Continue reading


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Wedding Whoopsies

Brides, have you ever had a lofty cake dream...  ...fall flat? … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Gettin' Geeky Wit It

Just like cake, there are many flavors of geek fandom - and I love them all.Granted, I love some more than others: (By Chatter Cakes)NO LIE. I about … | Continue reading


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True Colors

You with the baaad eyesDon't be discouraged!Oh I realizeIt's hard to read orders In a shop full of peopleWho drive you up a wallAnd the bakers besid … | Continue reading


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Celebrating the "Yes" with a bunch of "No"s

There are usually a lot of weddings in June, so I know you're getting sick of all those perfectly lovely wedding and engagement cakes by now, aren't you? [patting your hand] Well don't you worry, dear; that's what I'm here for.First, fellas, take note: This is NOT how you do it. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 2 years ago

Inspiration vs Perspiration

First, the inspiration: Which isn't bad, I guess, if you've got a Brave Heart kind of vibe going for your wedding. Certainly it's executed well. Any … | Continue reading


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It's A Tough Job But Someone's Gotta Blow It

WARNING: In-your-end-o jokes ahead. Hide the kids!*****John: "Hey, we had a few complaints about that baby shower cake, so let's steer clear of anything too off-color today, ok?"Jen: "Noooo problem. I have the perfect ON color cake we can use."John: "Yeah?"Jen: "Yep. I call it, ' … | Continue reading


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Stick Figure Cats Are Hard To Draw

 Today we take the time to appreciate our adorable furry companions: O.oAnd also the terrifying ones.Where was I? … | Continue reading


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