AI Cereal

OK, I would try “Carbonated Waffle Balls”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

If He’d Stuck With His Original Stage Name, “Couscous”, This Wouldn’t Have Been an Issue

Weber's PR team also picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

No One’s Topping That Joke

Visit One Foot Tsunami to read more. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Accepting the Consequences of One’s Own Actions

It's his body. It's his choice. And that choice has consequences. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Thanks for Very Little, Target

It beats a kick in the pants, but not much else. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Your Call Cannot Be Completed as Dialed

Please hang up and don't dig for awhile. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Billie Farrell Kicks Ass

Old Ironsides got a new commander, and as Tom Jones would say, “She's a lady”. Excellent. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Love and Whiskers, Magawa

Magawa the HeroRat passed away after a long and worthwhile life. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Great Work, Canon

DRM on printers has always been a lousy idea, but this is especially ridiculous. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Three Signs, Zero Agreement

Get it together, CVS. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Delightfully Toasty on Their Cat Butts

The internet is mostly a service to deliver pictures of cats. Some cats might be looking for their cut of the profits. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

The World’s Most Fascinating Album

Dan Cohen's piece from 2016 is always worth a re-read. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

You Have to Wait a Bit

It's rather amusing for a watch to have such bad timing. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

New Year, New Fear

It's fun to find new things to be terrified of! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Completely Stupid Switches

It's a CSS made with CSS. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Some People Call Them the Space Cannibals

Some people call them the eaters of maaaan. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Don’t Romanticize Needless Death

Get vaccinated. Get boosted. Wear a mask. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Ask Your Local Trucker for a Snack

Driving with a co-driver sounds like a real trip. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

In Poor Taste

Perhaps this was the time to try the “account was hacked” fib. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Hamster Could Drink You Under the Table

“May you be as efficient as a hamster's liver at breaking down ethanol” is, apparently, a nice wish you could bestow upon someone. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Heated, But Still Frozen

If they overheat the ice, it becomes a very different game. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Who Would Do This, AT&T?

If I were crazy pissed at AT&T, I might take 20 minutes to tell them about it. But even then, I’d probably just think “Screw it, you don’t deserve this knowledge”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

“A Free Market Economy” Is a Terrible Excuse

It's nearly impossible for members of Congress to trade stocks without privileged information. Why should we let them trade stocks at all? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Cosmo the Talking Crow

Or raven. Reporting is spotty at best. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Alexa the Psychopath

I think the UK's plug design would actually prevent this from being an issue the way it is in the US. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

An Imaginary Enemy, Defeated Once Again

I'm still fighting the war for “Merry”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Community of Christmas Light Stringers

Love lives there. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Sleep With a View

This is going to turn into a kinky thing faster than you can imagine. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

They’re Still Going to Want Your Phone Number

Sure, why the hell not? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Well-Reviewed Hitman Is a Happy Hitman

After you've hired assassins to murder your sidepiece and her extorionist boyfriend, leaving a review online is an interesting choice. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Bravo, Andy Corren

May we all aspire to live a life worthy of such an obituary. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Logic Saves Lives

Both the rapper and the formal process of rational thinking | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

I Was So Blind

Also, “Flamethrowers? Really?” is a good name for a bill. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Nike’s Going to Sell Virtual Shoes

The “metaverse” is not a good thing. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Perhaps the Worst Yellow Card in History

How about someone, anyone, does their job? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Don’t Not Eat at Bros

Maybe you're thinking “I should go there to experience this for myself”. You should not. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Possible, Even Likely

Snakes love rubble, or at the very least, they like it more than humans. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

A Lack of Integrity in Missouri

Missouri Governor Mike Parson's conduct is far from unimpeachable. If the citizens of Missouri are lucky, perhaps he himself is as well. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Brian Kelly’s Sudden Accent

The poor judgement shown here would really make me question the entire hire. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Was He Cleaning His House Naked?

Rectum? It damn near killed ’im! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

We Know He’s Got Real Balls

How could he have thought this would work? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Back by Underwhelming Not-That-Popular Demand

29% voted for her. If you toss the abstentions, she gets almost up to 37%. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Maybe Switch to Haircutting

At least hair grows back. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Stuck at the Pub

I can't decide if “Noasis” is a great name or a terrible name. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Julie Anne Genter Kicks Ass

I'm a huge advocate for cycling, walking, and public transit. Still, I think in that situation, I'm calling a cab. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

Caligula’s Coffee Table

Now this poor old woman has to find a new coffee table. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 2 years ago

I Feel Safer Already

This is not very sanitary. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago

A Giant Rebar Silhouette of a Chicken

“Wild Burmese Chickens in Georgia” sounds like a 1950's B movie. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 3 years ago