OK, I would try “Carbonated Waffle Balls”. | Continue reading
Weber's PR team also picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. | Continue reading
Visit One Foot Tsunami to read more. | Continue reading
It's his body. It's his choice. And that choice has consequences. | Continue reading
It beats a kick in the pants, but not much else. | Continue reading
Please hang up and don't dig for awhile. | Continue reading
Old Ironsides got a new commander, and as Tom Jones would say, “She's a lady”. Excellent. | Continue reading
Magawa the HeroRat passed away after a long and worthwhile life. | Continue reading
DRM on printers has always been a lousy idea, but this is especially ridiculous. | Continue reading
Get it together, CVS. | Continue reading
The internet is mostly a service to deliver pictures of cats. Some cats might be looking for their cut of the profits. | Continue reading
Dan Cohen's piece from 2016 is always worth a re-read. | Continue reading
It's rather amusing for a watch to have such bad timing. | Continue reading
It's fun to find new things to be terrified of! | Continue reading
It's a CSS made with CSS. | Continue reading
Some people call them the eaters of maaaan. | Continue reading
Get vaccinated. Get boosted. Wear a mask. | Continue reading
Driving with a co-driver sounds like a real trip. | Continue reading
Perhaps this was the time to try the “account was hacked” fib. | Continue reading
“May you be as efficient as a hamster's liver at breaking down ethanol” is, apparently, a nice wish you could bestow upon someone. | Continue reading
If they overheat the ice, it becomes a very different game. | Continue reading
If I were crazy pissed at AT&T, I might take 20 minutes to tell them about it. But even then, I’d probably just think “Screw it, you don’t deserve this knowledge”. | Continue reading
It's nearly impossible for members of Congress to trade stocks without privileged information. Why should we let them trade stocks at all? | Continue reading
Or raven. Reporting is spotty at best. | Continue reading
I think the UK's plug design would actually prevent this from being an issue the way it is in the US. | Continue reading
I'm still fighting the war for “Merry”. | Continue reading
Love lives there. | Continue reading
This is going to turn into a kinky thing faster than you can imagine. | Continue reading
Sure, why the hell not? | Continue reading
After you've hired assassins to murder your sidepiece and her extorionist boyfriend, leaving a review online is an interesting choice. | Continue reading
May we all aspire to live a life worthy of such an obituary. | Continue reading
Both the rapper and the formal process of rational thinking | Continue reading
Also, “Flamethrowers? Really?” is a good name for a bill. | Continue reading
The “metaverse” is not a good thing. | Continue reading
How about someone, anyone, does their job? | Continue reading
Maybe you're thinking “I should go there to experience this for myself”. You should not. | Continue reading
Snakes love rubble, or at the very least, they like it more than humans. | Continue reading
Missouri Governor Mike Parson's conduct is far from unimpeachable. If the citizens of Missouri are lucky, perhaps he himself is as well. | Continue reading
The poor judgement shown here would really make me question the entire hire. | Continue reading
Rectum? It damn near killed ’im! | Continue reading
How could he have thought this would work? | Continue reading
29% voted for her. If you toss the abstentions, she gets almost up to 37%. | Continue reading
At least hair grows back. | Continue reading
I can't decide if “Noasis” is a great name or a terrible name. | Continue reading
I'm a huge advocate for cycling, walking, and public transit. Still, I think in that situation, I'm calling a cab. | Continue reading
Now this poor old woman has to find a new coffee table. | Continue reading
This is not very sanitary. | Continue reading
“Wild Burmese Chickens in Georgia” sounds like a 1950's B movie. | Continue reading