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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Now, when *I* feel like an impostor, on the other hand, it's just irrational.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Lightning is just the sound of God laughing as He tries to electrocute us.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Maybe the Old Testament should be called the Young Testament, because it's God's awkward period.Today's News: | Continue reading
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