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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Personally, I find it liberating to think about how stupid it all sounds.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm just saying you can't prove it's NOT true.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I can't believe I'm the first one to realize this.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Someday, science will make us immortal and invent sexbots and then a lot of pretenses of literature and mythology will be quietly discarded.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Sometimes it catches a human in the mirror, but that's different.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Theory: blobby things in telescope images only became galaxies after God increased the resolution.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Judging just by the sensation of concern, my brain regularly assigns greater than 25% probability to thousands of literally impossible dangers.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I have no idea what she's leaning on in the last panel.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:SMBC will not be held liable in the event that the user of the aforementioned knock-knock joke is shamed by co-workers, loved ones, or the face in the mirror.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Entry number 4 billion in SMBC blames humanity.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Secretly, he has always longed for the pineapple juice, and his reluctance to admit it will forever skew Annabelle's data.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Once, once, let me tell you, a cigar was never a cigar.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:He also has a garage full of his own books, which can be used to build a fort.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also could you duplicate some of your protrusions? Doesn't matter where.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you're reading this on Mars one day, look me up. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Can we please not? Can the world just be boring for a while?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:SMBC will be holding an initial comic offering today. The stock is imaginary but you can pay real dollars for it by buying my new book.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Hell-taxes are really rough with the current brimstone inflation.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Glarp. Glarp I say.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm convinced the universe put a limit on information transmission speed so that aliens couldn't see all this shit live.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:They're currently figuring out how to work a jackalope into the mix.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:SMBC is actually slowly training you to accept the AI-ocracy.Today's News: Thanks, geeks! Every preorder helps. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks for reading, geeks. It's a book like no other, and I hope you give it a chance.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Of course the longest-lasting robot myth will be the one about how the humans wanted to die.Today's News: Yes, a NEW BOOK is coming out! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Suddenly worried I'm antagonizing a widespread tri-boob community.Today's News: Bonus update coming because I have A NEW BOOK. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Nextdoor to the Center for Wank In a Cup and We'll Check it Out.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Turns out the last panel is a paradox?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can resolve any paradox by just misunderstanding what the point was.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I think about things like this whenever I get in a plane and assume it'll fly.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I still kinda want this. Imagine being motivated by the possibility of disappointing an entire options market.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You can actually invent totally new trig functions just by doing literally anything to a trig function and then giving it and its reciprocal new names.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Someone on twitter used the phrase The Xorcist, and it has haunted me ever since.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The danger is you go too far and it starts sleeting.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Tolkien ends up in Heaven but is secretly disappointed Valhalla wasn't available.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Still less bad than the tentacle-fork.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:There may have been funnier joke ideas but this is the one that got itself drawn.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fortunately the hardest art form to duplicate is tiny observations expressed with a sequence of characters in boxes.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Disappointed I didn't think of the term 'Semaphornication' until just before posting this thing.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:In fact, after some number theory, you'll think numbers are real and real life is a shadow!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:And yet somehow people who study economics seem to become less humble.Today's News: Psst | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:What do you want? Student loans and you are a man or student loans paid off and you are the bad end of a horse?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The most realistic part here is me forgetting to also give the children sweaters.Today's News: | Continue reading