They found a way to improve upon bat dogs, and I am here for it. | Continue reading
The full name is “Opaluma rupaul”. | Continue reading
Even a blank white t-shirt would be better. | Continue reading
But hey, here's to no more shitty robot vacuums | Continue reading
If you thought cryptocurrency couldn't get any more ridiculous, well, you were mistaken. | Continue reading
“Doesn't account for the complexities of the human body” is a really kind way of phrasing this. | Continue reading
Siri is bad at fielding requests. | Continue reading
Also, you now have a much bigger problem than a missed flight. | Continue reading
An apple snail for scale is quite something. | Continue reading
No need to worry, we don't have a problem with firearms in America. Why would you say that? | Continue reading
Well, he is a criminal, and for that matter, I suppose I hope he IS hardened. | Continue reading
What, you can't echolocate gunshots? | Continue reading
In a pinch, I'd take an oxygen enema, but I'd prefer to avoid it. | Continue reading
Perhaps my favorite note is that he's wearing a high-visibility sweatshirt, sure to draw the eye. | Continue reading
He also appears to be a Guns N’ Roses fan. | Continue reading
Hamburgers, by contrast, supposedly only cost you 7 minutes. | Continue reading
Still, they'd probably be better off with a decent multi-vitamin. | Continue reading
I would like to visit this “Octopolis”. Do they have reasonably priced hotels? | Continue reading
No thank you, please. | Continue reading
It couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch. | Continue reading
Lego tolerances are fascinating and impressive. | Continue reading
Perhaps it's time for higher taxes on businesses. | Continue reading
North Carolina's got a lot of problems. | Continue reading
An objective observer would have a very difficult time defended this practice. | Continue reading
I'm picturing these rustlers using tiny lassos to rope individual bees. | Continue reading
Less charitably, one might call these hyenas horaders. | Continue reading
Also, “Smurfing” is a funny verb. | Continue reading
The costs of a failure to communicate can be very high. | Continue reading
A postseason cycle is cool and all, but it's no 31 MPH strike. | Continue reading
Is there really no better way to do the transplant? | Continue reading
That's a great idea. | Continue reading
This shouldn't be. | Continue reading
We can only hope that there's a special place in hell for these people. | Continue reading
It's both a grower AND a show-er. | Continue reading
Don't they have the DARE program in their schools? 👻 | Continue reading
I mean, you certainly can trick a dog, but you shouldn't. | Continue reading
Mark doesn't have a cat, and was undoubtedly very, very confused. | Continue reading
Good luck, human resources department! | Continue reading
Well, there's also the ineligible. But it's a good quip, broadly speaking. | Continue reading
That game was played in May. MAY! | Continue reading
For all sorts of reasons, the WFA is a better league than the NFL. | Continue reading
This is a great change. | Continue reading
I would perhaps have calculated differently. | Continue reading
Our systems need a whole lot of fixes. | Continue reading
Hosted by Frank “The Tank” Fleming | Continue reading
I'm running a race for charity. Perhaps you'll donate. | Continue reading
Shockingly, it could've been worse. | Continue reading
Sure, that seems like a long lifespan for a mouse, but he's on island time. | Continue reading