Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I had this joke idea about how Kantianism is nihilism because no maxims actually universalize, but apparently that's a centuries-old joke in philosophy.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also iterate by half as much with each step.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I do not control beard, beard control me.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Unfortunately, it turns out many of them are just corporate accounts looking to self grief-related products.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Actually on second thought it'd be really nice to have a copy of me running around having a great time.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The data *is*Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Turns out it's actually 43.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The most-told story isn't the path of the hero. It's 'one time I got laid.'Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:All I'm saying is you can't prove we're not in a kind of soup.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Just kidding, nobody wants to use the metaverse! We can create social calamities with text and memes.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I occasionally Quiet James Herriot when I should be working. Quiet EB Whiting is another problem I have.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We just have to create new bigotries faster than they can learn to live in harmony.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Jesus Christ is listed as co-author in a few places. I tried to find his Erdos Number but couldn't figure it out. 4 Internet Points to anyone who does.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Really, if every country could be partitioned a couple times, it'd be really nice for science.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:In your citations, please simply refer to this argument as Weinersmith's Nacho.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you want to really know how society works, you gotta use twitter instead.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The really weird part will be meeting people who DON'T think it's weird.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:In my dreams, this ruins at least a thousand sexual encounters.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is thematically weirdly close to the kids' book I'm announcing in another month.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Patreon backers are developing a tradition where they feed my jokes to dall-e and it's funnier than me. Hooray.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Anyway, you can resolve the paradox by not having any humans.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:GOD HATES PLATONISTSToday's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The key is first to realize this and then decide it's a belief system.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Some patreon subscribers were kind enough to generate some better versions of this comic instantly for free. Thanks!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I think they'll be happy to be of use.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Credit to Manfred Ehresmann for immediately (immediately!) pointing out the conundrum expressed in the votey panel.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Go ahead, visualize it.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Imagine having your writing errors as a permanent feature of academic studies.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Somehow this resulted in a thoughtful conversation on patreon about whether the computer actually dies in panel 7.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Sex Mallets will be on sale in time for Christmas. Check the SMBC store for updates.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is why people dining alone are so happy.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Wondering if this is the one that finally produces the hatemail I desire so.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I couldn't convince myself that 'your medamn business' would be readable.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The problem then is people start trying to get the record n-vorce.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Pretty sure this ruined my 8-year-old's day when I explained it to her.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is the most autobiographical comic I've ever made, though I believe Kelly still runs on decimal when doing market analysis.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I worry this is one of those situations where I'm the only person in the room saying 'amIright??'Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:All I'm saying is financial markets react exactly like stoic philosophers instruct you to.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:God is an antifinitist, meaning He doesn't even believe real numbers exist.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This week I learned the word 'googology' and my life got Tree(3)x better.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks to the 4 people who enjoyed the joke and the one person who's already done this.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If we ignore quantum physics, EVERYTHING is Gabriel's Horn.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It took me 20 years of Internet to get better at this.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Trying to buy a drink for a bartender is Eric's awkward moment in need of absolution.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you've ever watched a scientist scowl at an excel spreadsheet for 16 hours in a single sitting, you'll wonder where this whole concept of loving your work ever came from.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I guess there's that one guy who accidentally buried a lot of bitcoin?Today's News: | Continue reading