Seeing a truck get peeled is oddly satisfying. | Continue reading
It's better than incorrectly trying to recycle them. | Continue reading
In addition to breaking motor vehicle laws, this also violates the Starlink terms of service. | Continue reading
I'll go on record (in this sharing text) to predict that flying cars will never be anything beyond a curiosity in my lifetime. | Continue reading
What is the meaning of this? | Continue reading
Maybe we should've just let Texas go. | Continue reading
As one Twitter wag said, “I saw it, so now you have to see it too”. | Continue reading
Deferred contracts aren't always dumb, but this one sure was. | Continue reading
Really, all of these things just say “I'm a doofus”. | Continue reading
Pun intended. | Continue reading
MacKenzie Scott is showing the way. | Continue reading
Good for you, Carl Nassib! | Continue reading
I am available to perform dramatic readings of this piece, in its entirety. | Continue reading
Skeptics may not like any of their options, but the science-based one sure seems to be superior. | Continue reading
It's a bit ridiculous. | Continue reading
Alas, I have thus far been unable to find an image of the skidmark penises in question. | Continue reading
Oh, Mozart cheese? No thank you. | Continue reading
Worth noting, Perth is over 2300 miles from Sydney | Continue reading
But he was inside a whale. | Continue reading
It's a shame to lose 10 million doses, but this option may be worse. | Continue reading
Drugs are bad. Sarcasm is alright though. | Continue reading
Yeah, could you just change the course of the moon's orbit a little bit? | Continue reading
Bitcoin's wild price fluctuations are messing with news reporting. | Continue reading
Imagine the stomach-drop upon learning the truth. | Continue reading
Just two brothers, headed to space | Continue reading
Why are so many people eating cicadas? | Continue reading
Your odds on getting at least norovirus are not low. | Continue reading
No one talked him out of this? | Continue reading
This is a very, very bad idea. | Continue reading
That doesn't exactly seem sanitary. | Continue reading
Visit One Foot Tsunami to read more. | Continue reading
Hahaha, “money laundering”, get it? | Continue reading
This text is so bad, it's funny. | Continue reading
I saw a small tan dog, but I didn't know who to call about that. | Continue reading
This makes about as much sense as anything else in the world. | Continue reading
Do you suppose it's possible trends don't actually change overnight? | Continue reading
Solid advice, Princess. | Continue reading
It's the danger that makes it taste good. | Continue reading
OK, maybe a lot of not-so-small wrinkles. | Continue reading
I've no idea what the requirements are, but on its face, this is silly. | Continue reading
“SAP Concur”, you have ruined a good thing. | Continue reading
“Large crowds chanting “CIA” is not usually a good thing” | Continue reading
They really buried the lede on this one. | Continue reading
Happy Mother's Day, Mom | Continue reading