Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Some of the energy beings' philosophers speculate about reverse-entropy beings, but it's just an intellectual curiosity.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Actually, prove the room exists, that we exist, and that we're in the room at the same time.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fables are really underestimated as an efficiency mechanism.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Why are we so focused on the ethically good and not the ethically OK?Today's News: Sorry for the dearth of blogs. Thank you Pablo for the check-in. I am finalizing a manuscript for our next big pop sci book and there is no time for t … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This also explains the abundance of normal matter in the universe is the result of a battle against the Diraculons.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Turns out this is just the standard joke at the entrance to Hell.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The real red flag was the explanation for why the Star Wars prequels were good, which lasted longer than the runtime of all the movies.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you just remember H for Hydrogen, you know pretty much everything that's ever happened involving regular matter.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later, he gets LARP broken up with, via a date throwing plush balls filled with accusations at him.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:There should be a safe word for TAing.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm just courting the medievalist audience for profit.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:All I'm saying is it would work, work meaning extract money from the confused wealthy.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It turns out nobody actually wants a rich vision of other human beings.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's actually just conventional porn inside Calabi-Yau manifolds.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later some other kid with more funding publishes first.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Panel 3 became weirdly stalinesque somehow.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weird thing is people do this all the time without realizing they're performing a trick.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Of course these ones aren't even alive.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Patreon users tell me many of them don't know what grits are, and honestly that just deepens the metaphor.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Apple Immortality unfortunately got sued out of existence, so now you gotta die.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:iTunes actually works fine if the goal is to learn the futility of existence.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Today's News: Sorry for the lack of blogs. Turns out if you discuss the idea of writing long letters, lots of people write you long letters. Between that and everything else in life I haven't had time to get anything new in. Many thi … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Later she realizes that if she'd taken it too everything would've been amazing.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Really, we've known she might cheat on him at least since Hume.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:How come there are all these initial public offerings but never a final public offering?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Now I just need an AI to make the first 3 panels photorealistic.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I think we can also get per capita income to infinity by realizing there is No Self.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The 8 year old has a math app that was throwing this at her and long story short this was the first week of my life where I understood how long division works.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I sometimes make bread to create a gradient to induce the appearance of the wife.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:You never see them move, but if you did you'd realize they have no bones.Today's News: Hey, RSS-using mutants! Apparently the top part of the last blogpost, which I typed directly into my software, worked fine, whereas the text I def … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Written after enjoying Francis Su's new book, Mathematics for Human Flourishing, which slightly changed my view about this type of question.Today's News: Quick notes before blog:One: A bunch of you mutants who use RSS noted that it w … | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We have to start now while we can still be dicks.Today's News: OK, friends. I’ve figured out how we’re going to do this.I’ve gotten a surprisingly large number of positive responses to the blog. I … | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The lady angrily screaming teach us was at first drawn that way by accident.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:On a good day I can complete this loop 43 times.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Come. Join me in this lovely world where it's all just been a misunderstanding.Today's News: I have a theory about writers, which is they reach peak expansiveness around age 50 or so. Not necessarily peak quality or peak beauty - pea … | Continue reading