Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Then he looks over and sees some other guy rolling a ball successfully over a slightly taller mountain. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think by 2027 I can get SMBC to be 98% etymology stories. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I am coming to realize I overrespresent fungus and cephalopods in my random life forms. Is this chauvinism? Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: He has a lab coat because he's been swirling Erlenmeyer flasks at the technology lab all day. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We could fix the deficit just by requiring all federal employees to be influencers. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, Sally is replaced by an inexpensive human made overseas. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I didn't finish reading the second half of the comic but hopefully it was funny. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That Bell Inequality joke is comedy gold, whether you like it or not. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just make sure to always go counterclockwise or you're gonna be real sad. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The doctor is put in jail and then 20 years later it turns out the findings don't replicate. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: My comics are probably the most enjoyable non-fiction. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ten years from now, during my Unreadable Mystery Author phase, this will be the first thing I work on. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Let's see if we can make this one more controversial than yesterday's, shall we? Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I posted a draft of this on bluesky and was surprised by the number of men asking where they could find such an institution.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm just saying what else are we gonna do with the next billion years? Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ignore the lady and keep loading comics. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Thanks to Christopher N Dougherty on bluesky who suggested the giant worried thing should be a human. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just trying to give a vision of utopia. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I really need to put together a book on how to disappoint children. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I may have set back statistics research briefly by asking if anyone on bluesky had a less tautological way to Monte Carlo your way to the solution to 1+1. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Blistering Cheeks of Christ is copyright Zach Weinersmith, all rights reserved. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I continue to feel that if math education were better everyone would be really freaked out by this. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Just kidding, that's the last human being. The robot takes him out for walks once in a while. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Ironically, this comic was posted 2 days late. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The worst thing is that the apocalypse keeps failing so they have to change the version number. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: You also can't do it in a static present. Go ahead, try. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: See, if I were smart I'd already have panel 3 on a mug. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Mommy is a determinist and so the choice to not use birth control was deeply hidden in the structure of the universe the moment it began. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If everyone gets killed because a neural network can't analyze itself, you owe me five bucks. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is why I went into online boner-jokes. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Also will pay you but still not consider it REAL job. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Personally, I want to be murdered by my own creation, not someone else's. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed how effective San Francisco is at producing ways to drop out of reality through technology? Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: In devastating news, I was informed by patreon subscribers after this comic was complete that there is a Dutch town named Winkle, permitting a Winkle Winkle-Winkle Winkel Winkle Winkel Winkel. Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have you noticed that a lot of ancient philosophers who talk about letting go of attachments didn't have families? Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm imagining a large number of economists briefly considering then deciding against hanging this in the office. Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: For the record, this was written ages ago please please don't go crazy in the comments. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Okay SOME of the comics are autobiographical. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: His pall Quantum Quail insists that even if history is a random process it wouldn't permit free will. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: If only you had artificially increased inequality, you wouldn't have technically violated the rules. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Guess who's celebrating tonight? You guys probably, because it can't be me because there is no such entity! Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: According to Green's Dictionary of Slang, the slang verb form of cock is attested in English as early as 1450 and in specifically Scottish sources by 1768. All I can figure is Macdonald was such a 'grandma' to use Tolkien's insult, … | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: At least she holds back how the heat death is pointless and without meaning! Today's News: | Continue reading