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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also is it really fair to tell them to align with us when we don't align with each other?Today's News: Well, I got a surprisingly large number of emails about the post on Christopher Milne. I am thinking about exactly what to do here … | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:My 8 year old found this on my drawing board and thought it was comedy gold. However, I think she was just laughing at the idea of vandalism, which has me worried.Today's News: Oh my goodness, friends. Something very cool happened to … | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:For real though, why are engineers working on anything but this?Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This comic is in fact an Orwellian attempt to change the definition of Orwellian.Today's News: | Continue reading