Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Feel free to shift a little left or right.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:What you really want to do is slip the surly bonds of Earth then post about it on instagram.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I saw that Master of Magic is not only downloadable but updated and slapped my own hand before it could click anything.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I believe the interjections monotonically increase in length.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I have a lurking fear that there's some trivial answer to this, but then again it'd be kind of perfect if students had to spend an entire semester to uncover a trivial truth.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Imagine you saved every bit of trash from your whole life to build a golem? Imagine how much happier you'd be.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is one of those jokes where someone must've beaten me to it, but well, in that case I'm just adding to the noise.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:So it was all about money for you, eh?Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:'Weinersmith invented the philosophy that has come to be known as Douchey Stoicism...'Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This time, patreon typo squad found an entire panel drawn with the wrong character.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:A tip of the hat to Patreon subscriber Brad Porter whose 'C is for Cordyceps' I cannot excel in this hovertext.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thank you to patreon typo squad for finding the one typo amongst 8 trillion words.Today's News: Remember when people used to read the little blog posts under comics? They don't now, so I can write whole lines of gibberish, squinkle d … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Don't bother reading the whole comic. Just check 4 pixels then look up the rest of the sequence.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I wonder how many hours I spent in unwinnable Maniac Mansion scenarios.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:My favorite Star Trek movie is Citizen Kane.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:After three years I know only find worms to be *fairly* gross.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I will never apologize for this comic. It is brilliant. It is layered. It is poetry.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The darkest moment of my life was realizing I'm the second guy in panel 1.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thank you for shaming me, patreon typo squad.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:In fact, I'm pleased that you're centering the conversation on me.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:In most fields you only get one or the other.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:And everyone night, the Seven Dwarves would help Snow White remove all the ticks she'd encountered during the day...Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:By reading SMBC you are now tagged with an interest in theology, logic problems, and fetish porn.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The most destructive form of logging, really.Today's News: | Continue reading
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Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Forget it. I'm gonna drop out of apprenticeship and work as a dastardly highwayman.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We never should've put hoaxes on a cost-plus contract basis.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thank you to patreon typo squad for noticing that I used the caption from the Ginkgo tree comic in an earlier version.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Guessing we can get Chaucer to bark as well.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This is revenge for the time a guy grilled me in Heathrow for 20 minutes after an all-night flight because I couldn't convince him I was in town for a science comedy show.Today's News: | Continue reading