Oops! They Did It Again

Will you guys  ever  get tired of seeing wedding missed marks? 'Cuz I'm thinking, "no." Let's test that theory, shall we?   What the bride wanted: | Continue reading


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Oops! They Did It Again, Again

Will you guys ever get tired of seeing wedding missed marks? 'Cuz I'm thinking, "no." Let's test that theory, shall we? What the bride wanted: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others

Hm. Perhaps we'll need to add "furious" to that list.   Thanks to the friendly, festive, and fearless Laux for today's frosted failure. (See? It's not *that* hard.) ***** Speaking of things that require a double-take, this grumpy cat mug magically flips you off when … | Continue reading


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I'll Just Have The Salad, Thanks.

Never before has a delicious food made to look like  another  delicious food made me want to LOSE my food quite...like...  this : | Continue reading


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It's Baaaa-aaaack

Yesterday I sensed a great celebration in the Force. As if a billion stay-at-home parents suddenly cried out, and then poured themselves a margarita. | Continue reading


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When In California...

...never let the guy from Boston order your bachelor party cake. | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Modern Marvels

Today we're spotlighting wedding cakes with a modern twist. Unusual shapes, clean lines, bold colors - these aren't your grandmothers' wedding cakes. (Unless your grandma was really, really cool.) Let's start with what I first thought was a stack of brilliant dishware: | Continue reading


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We Are The World Wrecks

As you've probably guessed by now, most of the wrecks on this site are made right here in the good ol' US of A. Which may be a sad point of pride, but we'll take it. ( America! Heck yeah!! ) Still, in an effort to give our American bakers a much-needed shot of schadenfreude, we' … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Parental Payback

Parents, when it comes to planning your child's birthday party, prepare for a lot of whining, temper tantrums, and willful brattiness. Plus your  kids  might be a pain, too. Well, here's one way to exact a little revenge:  your kids' birthday cake. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Free Throws

A while back one of our readers suggested a fun activity for the next book tour: set up plain frosted cakes, and let contestants hurl various bits of candy, flotsam, and ribbon at said cakes. Whichever looks "best" wins. Unfortunately, I think some wreckerators out there took th … | Continue reading


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And I Thought "Hole Pile" Sounded Bad

When it comes to naming pastries, you could say this bakery has really hit bottom: | Continue reading


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Here Comes The Snide

In honor of all the summer weddings this month, I decided to sing a little song. (With apologies to Nat King Cole.) Unforgettable... | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets... In... SPAAAACE!

Today’s Sweets are dedicated to everyone who reaches for the stars... and then feels a bit peckish. | Continue reading


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They're Gonna Need 'Em

Ask where the second "e" went all you want; *I* want to know what's in that icing. [shudder] | Continue reading


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Homophoned In

Here's one way to tell if a cake order was made over the phone: | Continue reading


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Brought To You By Seumour Butz

Remember when I used to rail against the cannibalistic indignity that is the baby butt cake? Ah, those were some good times. .... Let's do that  again ! | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Overselling It

"Good day, Madam! Please allow me to welcome you to the West Rutheford Winery, Gastropub and Patisserie. Might I offer you a moist towelette?" "Um, no. I just need to order a cake for my son's birthday, please." "But of  course ! We have many,  many & | Continue reading


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The Wayward Pupil

I dare you to play "I Spy" with your kids on this one: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Grandma's Kitchen Counter

These may not be your grandmother's cakes...  but I bet she'd love them. | Continue reading


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It's Not Creepy If You're Married

John, sweetie, I just want you to know that I think you are  all the way  beautiful. Not just handsome, but smart, and kind-hearted. And if I were a  lot  younger, I would marry you... ...again. And maybe we'd have a couple of chubby, freckle-faced kids: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Logo Low-Blows

I know it can be scary asking a bakery to do something custom, like, say, a school or brand's logo. But DON'T PANIC; I'm here to walk you through it. First, print out a nice, clear image to bring in as a reference: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Something's Afoot

Sadly, the Sesame Street Paving Company never found the rest of Elmo: | Continue reading


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International Incidents

What do you get when you go into a Mexican bakery, where they speak English, and ask them - in Spanish - to write "Happy Birthday" in English? I mean,  besides  confused. You get this: | Continue reading


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Chocolate Day Scat Fest

For Chocolate Day we decided to illustrate a beloved children's classic. I  highly  recommend hitting play and reading along: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Leggo My LEGO

For all you parents who think your kids have nothing but LEGO on the brain: | Continue reading


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Who Cut The Cheese?

That's right, folks: the day you've been waiting for is finally here. All those hours of planning, long nights of anticipation, and stockpiling of Lactaid pills will finally pay off, because  today ...is Cheesecake Wreck Day. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Jem," you're … | Continue reading


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Cake Mix-a-lot

In honor of  the Dog Days of Summer:   I like cake MUTTS and I cannot lie! | Continue reading


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Infantile Humor

[Tinkling bell] [very polite Englishman] "Yes, I'd like to order a baby shower cake, if I might. Something perhaps a bit  creepy . Not fond of the mother, you see." [very polite English salesman] "Yes, of course, of course... Might I suggest our  Face of Birth & | Continue reading


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All Thumbs

You've got to hand it to a baker who can knuckle down and bring a touch of class to a "Finger Football" cake: | Continue reading


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Burger Points

Tips for making the perfect hamburger cake: - Make it round | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Foodie Treats

Today we're celebrating one of my all-time favorite things: FOOD. Well, and some drinks. Made of cake. Sound good? So, what'll you have to start? Maybe some coffee? | Continue reading


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Wild Wreckdom

On the remote island of St. Kawkapuey lives the mysterious Cacapillar. | Continue reading


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Wreckily Ever After

Parents beware! Some of today's wrecks are not appropriate for kids. Oh, and to my knowledge only two of these were NOT served at actual weddings. Let's see if you can guess which ones. [evil grin]   Someday my prince will come | Continue reading


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For Auld Lang Swine

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Stop And Smell The Clichés

Normally I avoid clichés like the plague. Still, when it comes to buying a cake, sometimes you've got to grab the bull by the horns. | Continue reading


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Up All Night To Get "Lucky"

Ok, guys, I think it's time to go over the "guidelines" again for wishing someone good luck. Sooo... | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Wonderland Treats

Ever wish that real life wasn't so ... real-lifey?   Me, too.   So let's take a little break from boring ol' reality today with an imaginary vacation down the rabbit hole, to a magical place called ... | Continue reading


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9 Oddly Specific Apology Cakes

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Sumer Lovin'

So tell me, Wreckies, how are you enjoying your summer? Sorry, I mean, "Sumer?" | Continue reading


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CLEAN UP ON AISLE 4

Too often I've been accused of making you readers hungry with my steady parade of candy-coated misspellings and butchered bakery goods. Well, NO MORE! Or at least not for today. Here, I'll ease you in slowly, in case you're mid coffee-sip: | Continue reading


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BEWARE THE CON RATS

Summer is the reward students get for successfully completing another year of educational excellence. Or for partying all year and flunking out. (Nobody said life was fair, kids.) So while graduation season may be over, I think it's time our  bakers  had a little summe … | Continue reading


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Bakery Math

One ugly 8-inch round flower cake: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Villain Edition!

Convention season is starting up again, and after the past 2 years I am READY, y'all. So since I've got major geekery on the brain anyway, I thought I'd focus today's Sweets on - what else? Geek cakes. But more than that, I've decided to feature geeky  villain  cakes. ' … | Continue reading


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Wreck-A-Bye Baby

Sometimes I like to think this blog might have a positive influence on current baking trends. (Oh, stop laughing. A girl can dream.) So, what do you say we mosey on over to a few of our nation's baby showers and see how things are going? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Making New Friends

In an effort to get to know you readers a bit better, today I thought we'd have one of you introduce yourselves. You know, foster a little more community and whatnot. So, take it away, Debbie! Hello! My name is Debbie, and this is my first attempt at a Cake Wrecks bio. So I'm … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

The Future's So Brite...

With graduation season over, you might be tempted to revel in the heady hopes of a brighter tomorrow, what with all these freshly educated, newly degreed youngins descending upon our workforce and all. I'm here to fix all that. This cake was supposed to say - I kid you not - "I … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets: C'est Bon!

Bonjour, mon amis! Today's sweets are mostly inspired by Marie Antoinette, so you know what that means: Prepare your eyeballs for an over-the-top feast of  excessiveness! (And no, we won't be having any gruesome headless sweets commemorating Marie's rather gruesome end. Sh … | Continue reading


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8 Cakes For Completely Inappropriate Occasions

I'm a firm believer in celebrating just about everything with cake, and from the submissions you guys send in I'm  clearly  not the only one.  However, there's celebrating, say, a new vasectomy or Daddy's parole, and then there's the stuff that  some  peo | Continue reading


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