Maybe We Should Stick to Baby Blocks And Umbrellas...

I can understand wanting to get more creative with your baby shower designs, bakers, but please, NOT LIKE THIS: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

All Hail The Pink King!

Ever write an I and a C so close together that they kind of look like the letter K?   Why do I ask?   | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

MANLY MAN CAKES

After all of the weekend's Mother's Day celebrations, I think it's time to balance things out with some extra MANLY cakes. Think you can do that, bakers? Good, because Andrea here would like a "manly" 39th birthday cake, if you please. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets: Story Time With Mom

Since it's also Children's Book Week, I thought we'd celebrate Mom's Day with an ode to all the stories she read us when we were little. Anyone else remember that delicious moment when YOU got to pick the book? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Cindy Has A Ball

Once Upon a Time ... There was a girl named Cindy: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Dear Diary

[Thursday, May 6th] Dear Diary, Today's my first day decorating at the bakery! I'm going to keep a photo journal so I'll have a ready-made portfolio when I open my own cake shop. I'm so excited!!   8:45 am My piping skills  might  need a little work: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

By The Book

So what  really  happens when you order a cake from the bakery's big book o' plastic kit designs?  LET'S FIND OUT. Amanda D. ordered this Cars design, which was not only in the bakery's book, but also on a giant banner behind the counter: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Oh What A Difference A Letter Can Make

When Joe's wife was turning 30, he decided to "ease the pain" by ordering her a light-hearted cake. Unfortunately the baker's English wasn't that great, though, so "a little was lost in translation." Joe thinks this version is funnier - let's just hope his wife agreed. :D | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Ghost Taunters International

[dramatic voice-over guy]: "Today, on Ghost Taunters International, the team travels to Geneva to investigate an ancient spa slaughterhouse that was also used as an asylum for homicidal clowns." | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets: Modern Chic

When I got married way-back-when, wedding cakes were hardly the sleek, chic masterpieces they are today.  Back then, all the hip cakes featured things like light-up fountains, fake ivy, plastic staircases from tier to tier, and rampant tulle abuse.  Those were different … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Balls

Attn parents:  Sports-related double entendres ahead! Proceed with caution!   The other morning (and by "morning" I mean "afternoon") John woke up with a pain in half his tiddlywinks. (And by "tiddlywinks" I mean..."tiddlywinks.") He's f | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Easy As 1,2,C!

"Ok, Mr. Johnson, we're going to take a quick look at your tax forms for last year, alright?" "Nooo problem." "Great. Let's start with your dependents. Now, how old  is  your daughter Emily, exactly?" | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Grim Prospects

Ever get the feeling something  bad  is about to happen? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Oh boy...

[breathing] Okay, john... you don't have to vomit. You can get through this... [sipping Pepto] I mean sure, you shouldn't have looked at it but it's just a cake... [pacing] I mean, somebody ate it... [gagging] [sweating] [tearing up] Maybe if I just look at it again … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets BRINGS CAKE To The Library!

Who's ready to sink your teeth into a good book or two? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Where There's A Will

It's Talk Like Shakespeare Day! So, instead of making Much Ado About Wrecking, we're just going to let the Bard himself insult the cakes. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

NOBODY SAY "SPERM"

Sometimes bakers like to stretch themselves by making unusual object cakes. You know, stuff you don't  usually  see made into cake. Everyday things. Mundane things. Stupid things. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

These Bakers REALLY Hate Drawing

Tracee asked her baker to write "Good Luck at Regionals" and then add a volleyball. Which, technically, is exactly what the baker did: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Like Looking In A Mirror

IN A WORLD... WHERE BEAUTIFUL PEGASUS UNICORN CAKES... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Princess: Impossible

In honor of National Princess Week, I've arranged to have some of the world's most  famous  royalty come and visit! Woot woot! But then they all canceled, so we got these instead: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets Gets Suspended!

But not like that. Like this! | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Take A Bow, Then Take Notes, Bakers

♫ Why is there so much stuff Wrong with this rainbow? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

I Just Realized How Phallic "Saggy Clown Volcano" Is... And I'm OK With That

Ever see a cake so deliberately confusing that you're sure you're missing something obvious? I mean, look at this thing: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Trace Amounts Of Wreckage

Remember those old drawing contests they used to advertise in the backs of magazines? The ones with a picture of a turtle or a pirate you were supposed to copy? Well, Melissa decided to try that route with her bakery. She gave them this picture of a frog and asked them to copy i … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

LET'S RUIN SOME BIRTHDAYS

BIRTHDAYS, am I right? They're just so...  predictable . Every year like clockwork, the same old parties, the same cracks about getting old, the same legal notices advising you the restraining orders issued by your favorite boy band are still in effect... Bah. So I say, if … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets Flutters On By

John's favorite animal is the butterfly, so after I made him a rockin' rainbow butterfly wreath I thought I'd look for some sweet cakes, too. In fact, this one's like his new wreath in cake form: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Before You Complain, Note How I Did NOT Make A Beaver Joke

We've got a triple-hitter today, minions: not only is it No Housework Day (woo!), it's also National Beer Day (hoo!) AND International Beaver Day!! | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Well Groomed

Thanks to Julie Anne, Annabel J., Allison M., & Natalia L. for forcing all the kids out there to explain "Trololo" to their parents. ***** P.S. This one's for the groom and all my fellow gamers out there: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

With Apologies To All The Anns Out There

Bakers, I know today's topic is a toughie. Heck, after gathering all of these photos even *I* can't remember how to spell it.  But that's why I'm here.  To "help." And because going anywhere else requires pants. Right.  Here we go.  Metaphorically, I me | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

"Smack That Shiz" Is My New Favorite Saying

Stacey had a flowery paper plate she wanted her cake to match, so she brought it in to her bakery and asked them to use it as a reference for the decorations. Unfortunately, what her  baker  heard wasn't so much "use this as a color/flower reference" as it was "Take | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

The Basket Case

Ahh, those pesky unsold Easter cakes. I feel your pain, bakers. Or rather, I *see* it: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets: Easter Treats

Today I thought I'd find some Easter Sweets we mere mortals might be able to make, like this super-simple but oh-so-pretty Robin's Egg number: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Jen Tells An Easter Story

Gather round, little Easter cakes, and I'll tell you a story. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Colorful Metaphors

Hello, and welcome to your virtual color therapy session! As you know, it's national color therapy month, so the results we get here today will be  invaluable  to researchers everywhere who need a good laugh.   Remember, this IS for posterity, so please, be … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Hoppy EDSTER!

Whether you're on Spring Break this weekend, or finally getting together with family, or working (boo!), or just staying home playing BioShock again (HOLLA!), allow me to wish you a VERY: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets: A Disney Movie Marathon

It's time for a Disney Movie Sweets Marathon! Let's kick it off with a few classics, shall we? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

FIST FLOWERS OF DOOM

Ahh, Spring! The air is crisp, the flowers are blooming, and the garden slugs are JUST peeking out from their hidey holes: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Deep Thoughts

There's something about staring at wrecks for a while that makes me start thinking... Deep Thoughts. You know, stuff like: Is it true cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Oooh, Hard One

YOU GUYS. I found it: the ultimate litmus test for a pure mind. Here's how it works: If you can look at the following cake without  immediately  side-eying the person next to you and/or laughing like a scandalized hyena, you pass. Ready? GO: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Off-Putting

Drat. I totally meant to do a post on Procrastination Week three weeks ago but I was, uh... really busy. [innocent whistling] | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

"Aces, Charles. ACES."

You should know two things about today's wreck. No, three. Three  things about today's wreck: 1) It's supposed to look like a tennis racket. 2) That word was supposed to be "ace." ACE. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets Springs In

It's officially Spring!! Which, I know, doesn't mean much when you're still buried in snow or already rockin' the flip-flops. (GUILTY.) Still, Spring means flowers and happy colors, so today,  that's what you get . And you're gonna  like it. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Spring Me

Tomorrow is the first day of Spring, minions, so forget the forecast, throw on some flip-flops, and break out the finger flowers! | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

My apologies. EXPLOSIONS AND/OR ALIENS.

And they say cake decorating is dead: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

The Ballad Of Sam Patrick

Ahh, St. Paddy's day. A day of rainbows: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

The Long And Short Of It

[WARNING: It's been far too long since I told you to hide the kids, right? Well,  today's the day , peeps. No kids or bosses beyond this point, unless you enjoy awkward conversations. :D]   You know those commercials where you can't figure out what they're trying … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

The Mickey Mouse Clubbing

Thanks to Geneva W., Amy C., & Anony M., for the Mm, I see, k,  EEK WHY? ***** As a life-long fan of the Mouse, let me show you my favorite Mickey figurine: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets Goes Green!

With St. Patrick's coming up this week, I thought we'd celebrate gorgeous shades of green : | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago