Impressively Accurate

Did they use a computer to program this flight path? | Continue reading


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Flipper-matic

I just don't know that I'd pay to see a robotic dolphin. At least not at an aquarium. | Continue reading


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Flipper-matic

I just don't know that I'd pay to see a robotic dolphin. At least not at an aquarium. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Depressing Swag

I guess it would actually be worse if it were free with entry. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

It’s Video Games All The Way Down

Well, OK, two levels down. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

That’s Pretty Forward, Netflix

This is an epically bad notification, on multiple levels. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

An Important Scientific Study

It's not curing cancer. It's not even close. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Fake Fans in Empty Stadiums

2020 is really something. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

He’ll Be Gone Eventually, Too

If we're very, very lucky, that day will come in 6 months. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Ultrablack Fish

The deep, deep ocean is really goddamned weird. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The Mad Haterpillar

Pretty great nickname though. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Too Many Slogans

This package has a lot going one. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Caution, Do Not Store Vertically

A 10% discount is not nearly enough. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Fun With Address Labels

Good, Cheap, Fun. Pick all three. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Pothole Art

Visit One Foot Tsunami to read more. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Quite the Optical Illusion

It's rather impressive, given that it was entirely unintentional. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Not So Fast

Even without screw-ups like thi, remotely synchronized racing is strange. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

It’s a Very Low Bar

Bragging about “acing” a cognitive test should be an immediate, retroactive failure. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A Small Accounting Discrepancy

Somebody somewhere is definitely going to jail. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Ending the Glorification of the Wrong Side of History

Remembering history is different from glorifying it. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

A COVID-19 Eating Contest

With no crowd, the focus was even more on the awful spectacle of horrific consumption. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Everything’s Coming Up Mr. Potato Head

I especially like that customers “were asked to continue browsing”. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Buying Multiple Smaller Cakes Destroys Your Volume Discount

Let us eat cake. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

I’m Here for Beef Stroganoff

This is a great story, well told. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Cross Party Lines, but Stay Six Feet Away

Also, turning this into a referendum on manliness is goofy, but whatever works. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Purchasing My Very Own Custom Pumper

I am pumped about this pumper! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Conan the Very Good Boy or Girl

Last year, there was considerable analysis done on pictures of the dog's business. Results were inconclusive. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Topping the Box Office

I wonder about the tax implications of this. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Second Thoughts

Did they even really have first thoughts? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The SEC Had “Comments” for Hertz

Comment number one, this is awfully close to securities fraud. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Now That’s Just Bad Luck

I'm enjoying picturing the meeting (or meetings) that followed, after this realization. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Rethink the Police

Fund people, not police. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Isaac Newton, Master Chef

Surely even in the 1600s, this was gross. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Hire This Man

I hope at least one of these companies hires Abrate to finish the job for them. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Hurts So Bad

To be fair, a 99.9999% chance of failure is not a sure thing. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Dr. Khama Ennis Kicks Ass

She also probes ass, when medically necessary. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

It’s Just a Phase

Actually, it's a good look for the governor. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Two Emails in Two Hours Is a Bad Sign

People really ought to stop and think more. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Just Stay in Your Bunker

Put on a mask, you sickening toenail! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Look Up to Her

Next, let's get out the chisels. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Derek Chauvin, Fraudulent Voter

The poster boy for police abuse also committing voter fraud would certainly be very on-brand. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

This Is What She Does Now

Can the president be charged with trespassing? | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

How Do You Kneel on a Neck for Nine Minutes?

Criminals are still human beings, with a right to exist. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The Church Stunt

He's not scared! YOU were hiding in a bunker last weekend! | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Our Job Is Never Done

There is always something each and every one of us can do to make things a little better. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

Organized Crime

Worth noting, stealing mail is a very, very dumb crime, with low rewards and very high penalties. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The Mind Boggles

At least we now have a short list of businesses not to patronize. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago

The 1000-Year-Old Sturminster Newton Mill Is Back in Business

1,000 years is ridiculously impressive. | Continue reading


@onefoottsunami.com | 4 years ago