Ken Day Come-Ons: The Squelching IV

And now, our yearly tradition continues...   [dimming lights] [queuing up sexy saxophone music] [adjusting Speedo]   Hey, Bebeh. | Continue reading


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Not All Heroes Wear Capes; Some Bring Booze.

Today's post is dedicated to the American Hero who added a bottle of Jack Daniel's to this display: | Continue reading


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Snickering Really Satisfies

Finally, minions - at long last! A candy cake wreck to rival the great  Hershey Kiss-And-Yell  debacle of 2013! Here, let me set this up for you. This is what Jill wanted for her friend Becky's retirement party: | Continue reading


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Barbie Hurl

In honor of Barbie Day, here are a few tips for making the "perfect" doll cake.   - This is totally acceptable for a Groom's Cake: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

The Pink Trim Was a Nice Touch

Heidi wanted a pizza cake, and so asked her local bakery to make one. The encounter went something like this: Heidi: "Hi, I'd like to order a pizza cake, please." Baker: "A pizza... cake?" Heidi: "Yes, you know, a cake that looks like a pizza." Baker: "I'm not | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets: No More Tiers

This week I thought we'd look at cakes just like me: short, but sweet. :D Not only are today's Sweets all a single tier tall, they're also fantastic inspiration for us mere mortals. After all, most of us will never attempt a giant showstopper cake, but we MIGHT get ambitious wi … | Continue reading


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Mangled

You know that song from  Tangled  that always makes you cry? This isn't that song.   [Spotlight on a single, burly baker] It's delicious, creamy, dairy I use so much it's scary | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Between A Wreck And A Hard Place

Gents, are you feeling a bit...  droopy ... lately?   Because whether you want to rock out with your turkey out: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

On The Plus Side, It's Never Too Soon To Introduce Your Five-Year-Old To Power Point

If you've been hanging around this blog for a while, then you probably remember the infamous  Flash Drive wreck. That's the one where someone brought in a photo on a flash drive, but instead of using the photo, the bakery  recreated the flash drive itself  on the … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

In Which We Are Very, Very Sincere

It's National "Write A Letter Of Appreciation" Week, so let's take a moment to address those who make all of this possible: the bakers. [cues sappy violin music] [turns to face camera] [looks very,  very  sincere] Thank you, Bakery Wreckerator, for making every ch … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets: 10 Kids' Cakes The Adults Will Want, Too

John's been on a baking kick lately, so I've just had strawberry cake for breakfast, minions. Not  pancakes , mind you, or donuts or muffins are other socially acceptable morning desserts. I'm talking homemade-buttercream-slathered, jam-filled, multi-tiered CAKE. With strawb … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Scout It Out

I was an honorary cub scout around age 6, because A) my brother was an  actual  cub scout, B) our mom was troop leader, and C) we didn't have a babysitter. My only clear memory of that time was making salt dough pretzels with the boys, though, which tasted  terribl … | Continue reading


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How Long Will It Take YOU To See It?

I won't tell you how long I thought this was a sideways H: | Continue reading


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Horse (Non)Sense

Momma gave us this birthday tip Her face stern, her hand on her hip "When serving horse cake "With this kind of face | Continue reading


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Surprise! IT A WRECK!

Brenna P. writes, "Since it was my husband’s birthday last week, I thought it would be a fun idea to get a birthday cake that would also reveal the gender of our baby due this summer."   [nodding vigorously] Excellent, excellent. WHAT  COULD GO WRONG  WITH T | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

This Is Why We Have Photoshop

Thanks to Lyndsay S., Heather M., LL, Gary B., & Heather for the photo finish. ***** P.S. If that's why we have Photoshop, then this is why we have punctuation: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets That Defy Gravity

It's hard enough to make a gorgeous cake, but how about one that seems to float in mid-air? | Continue reading


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THIS IS A TRIUMPH... Of Creepiness

Ever get the feeling something's missing? | Continue reading


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Leave Blank Space, Baby

I figure the only way I'm going to get rid of this earworm is by giving it to you guys. So... Hit it!   So, it's gonna be forever | Continue reading


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Our Weirdest Celebrity Mashup Yet

(Yes, we're quite proud.) | Continue reading


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Sofa King Funny

Happy Fat Tuesday, everybody! Now, as we all know, there's only ONE traditional Mardi Gras dessert bakers have to make today:  the King Cake. So naturally they're making everything BUT. They've got Mardi Gras cupcakes: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

And THAT'S How Baby Zebras Are Made

It's time for another one of our chats, bakers. You know, the ones where I give well-reasoned arguments for why you shouldn't wreck things, and you completely ignore me? You're like my cats, only armed with piping bags instead of hairballs. | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Is Ready For LURRRVE

You guys! Valentine's Day is just 6 days away! So I think it's time to follow your heart... | Continue reading


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The Anti-Valentine

Not feeling the love today? Then here, try these Valentines on for sighs . | Continue reading


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Litter-Al Hilarity

When you aim for a platitude, but end up at every cat-owner's reality: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

The War on Baby Showers

With all the scary C-section and jelly-soaked vagina cakes out there, I think we've lost track of what a baby shower cake SHOULD be. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Hey, THEY Said It, Not Me

Calling all "Qualified" Cake "Decorators"! | Continue reading


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My Funky Valentine

Have a special someone you want to impress this V day? Then let these bakers teach you the language... of  luuuuuurve . | Continue reading


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Super Bowls & Superb Owls

The age-old battle is upon us once more, minions: Football vs Cute Owls Well today? YOU GET BOTH. | Continue reading


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John Says This Post Will Offend Absolutely Everyone. LET'S FIND OUT.

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Was One Of The 10 Things "Cake Wrecks"?

Madeline writes: | Continue reading


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Camouflaged E.T. Balls

Dawn ordered this Fall tree design for her wedding cake: | Continue reading


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Chasing Shadows, Deja Vu The Third Again The 2nd Once More With Feeling

[alarm clock clicking to 6:00 AM] [Sonny & Cher caterwauling to  I Got You, Babe ]   Ok, Campers, rise and shine! 'Cuz it's  Groundhog Day! Or, as Brenda here knows it: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Photographic Wreckery

Thanks to Craig T., Katie F., Elizabeth D., Johanna, & Sparky M. for making us afraid to go into the bakery again. (Or maybe looking forward to it? I mean, that "shark" is kinda adorable.) ***** If you're like me and still laughing over that "horse," then I have just | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets Goes FULL UNICORN

Have you noticed unicorns and rainbows are all the rage again lately? There are unicorn cafes, unicorn drinks - heck, I even spotted a  unicorn grilled cheese . o.0 Isn't enough enough? The answer, of course, is no. NO AMOUNT OF UNICORNS IS EVER ENOUGH. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Penal Code Violations

NOTE : These cakes may have been meant for children, but the commentary is not. Double entendres ahead!   Do you ever get the feeling that certain bakers are up to some...er... monkey business? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Oh My Stars!

Remember when there was a dust-up over whether or not our astrology signs have changed. Betrayal, bewilderment, boredom...there was a veritable  gamut  of emotions running wild. Fortunately, I have been assured that my not being a Taurus is total bull. Whew! However, j … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Well Met, Helmet

Apparently, there was a football game over the weekend. Or something. And while I care slightly less about football than I do about squirrel husbandry, I figured now would be a good time to talk to you about protection. Er, of your heads, I mean. Not my squirrels' nuts. (Those a … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Great Expectations

I know we all love wedding wrecks with a schadenfreude-filled passion, but when it comes to what-they-wanted vs. what-they-got wrecks, believe me, it's not just wedding cakes: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

"Surprise!"

You know, when I see something like this I can't help but wonder: | Continue reading


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Gilt-y Pleasures

If you're groaning over "Gilt-y Pleasures," then I have a subtitle for you: "If it ain't Baroque,  don't fix it. " :D I know, I know, but I think you'll forgive me once you see today's cakes - because these things  are seriously amazing. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Our Childhoods, Cake Wrecked

I'll admit it, the fastest route to my wallet is straight through Nostalgia Land. Yep, I will gleefully buy just about anything with the Stay Puft Marshmallow man on it, or Little Twin Stars, or baby Donald Duck. I'm also a sucker for Muppets and 90s cartoons. But I gotta say, … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Not Even Re-MOAT-ly

When your kid wants a castle cake, but castle cakes are too expensive: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

DONUT EVEN

Thanks to Christina M., Dorothy W., and James C. for making this meme a slam dunkin'. ***** Have you seen these adorable blind box toys? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

See? Not Just An American Thing

And now, for a little international flair, here's a Cake Wreck all the way from Norway. We begin with a guy ordering a cake for his coworker, Arnold: (The original article is written in Norwegian, so I've put this conversation through Google Translate.) "Can I please order a m … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Sunday Sweets Goes Geek - Again!

It's been far too long since we drooled over geeky weddings, you guys. LET'S FIX THAT. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

The Last Effs Given

There's nothing more dismal than the first day back to work after a holiday. You're tired, you're possibly hung-over, you're  definitely  not ready to be wearing pants and/or a bra again, but here you are, expected to pick up like it's a regular ol' Tuesday. BAH. Baker … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago

Maps, Minecraft, & Minnie, Oh My!

Grace wanted this map cake of the U.S.: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 3 years ago