More Cliché Than A Cake Wreck

It's time to let sleeping dogs lie, to grab the bull by the horns, and to maybe leave the rest of the animals out of this, 'cuz now my cats are looking nervous.   Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. | Continue reading


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Peppa Porker

Meet Peppa Pig: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Light & Airy Wedding Cakes

I've been stockpiling wedding pretties in my "to-post" folder, guys, and  today is finally the day . BEHOLD! | Continue reading


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A Literal Fallacy

Chrystal brought in two photos for her friend's birthday cake, and asked the baker to put one pic on either side of the 32. Which is  exactly  what the baker did: | Continue reading


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A Mistake Plus Keleven Gets You Home By 7

How do I love thee, minions? Let me count the ways. | Continue reading


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Thank A Vet, But Not With These Cakes

How To Honor A Veteran On Veterans Day: 1) Start by spelling it right. | Continue reading


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Sesame Scream

[wind whooshing] [trash can lid rolls noisily down the street] [tufts of blue and red fur blow by] Ahem hem hem. "Suuuuuunny day..." | Continue reading


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The Post-Halloween Blues (And Drippy Oranges)

'Twas the week after Halloween, (Such a sad tale to tell), Of all the spooptacular cakes That somehow failed to sell. | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Brings You A Bounty Of Mandalorian Cakes

Season 2 of The Mandalorian started airing this month, so guess how we're going to celebrate! | Continue reading


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Militarized Pool Noodles

Some folks ordered a cake shaped like the Pentagon, and to be safe, even brought in a picture: | Continue reading


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Hold Your Horses, Brides-To-Be

The day Jen and Nick truly became one: | Continue reading


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Not So Common... Now

It's National Common Sense Day, minions, but how "common" is it, really?   Hmmm? | Continue reading


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A Day That Will Live On In Famy (I Hear It's Nice There)

Welp. Today's the day, minions. Election day in America.  :DUN DUN DUNNNNNN :: | Continue reading


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The Times Of Wreckerators' Lives

There are moments we cherish, and then there are moments like these:   When the customer asks for music notes and you're all, "I'VE GOT THIS." | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Celebrates Dia De Los Muertos

The Day of the Dead - or Dia de los Muertos - is one of the most beautiful celebrations I've ever seen, and I love looking for these Sweets each year. Whether you celebrate or not, it's impossible not to be awed by beauties like this: | Continue reading


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The Far Side of Cake, Vol. 12

As the bees closed in, Pooh and Tigger realized they'd made a horrible mistake. | Continue reading


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Tennis Racket Ghost Says "YOU GOT SERVED"

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Bakery. I am your host, your ghost host. | Continue reading


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Get It Together, Bakeries

Wrecky minion Aryn took this photo October 23rd: | Continue reading


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Happy VS Flappy

It's Bat Appreciation Month, minions, and I'm sure we can all agree: bats of every kind are pretty amazing. Whether they're long and lumpy: | Continue reading


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YOU'RE WELCOME, INTERNET

If you're online a lot you've probably run across the word "Spoopy." I kept seeing it on Twitter and Instagram, and finally - because I'm old - decided to google it. Ladies and ghouls, it is with no small amount of pride that I present Google's official result/definition when yo … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Sinks Its Incisors Into Some Skulls

I'm back with more Halloween goodies, spoops and ghouls!  I didn't have anything too specific in mind for this week's theme, so I ended up with a boo-tiful mix of everything from Gothic Glam: | Continue reading


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6 Signs Halloween Is Coming

There's a chill in the air, minions, and not just from your in-law's latest text. Nope, Fall is here, and with it, all the classic signs:   - Bad Apples: | Continue reading


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Cakes That Are Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unlike Pizza

October is Pizza Month, minions, so this is a great time to go over a few reminders.   Ahem hem hem. Bakers, repeat after me. | Continue reading


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Kelley With Only One Eye

Somehow literal LOLs just never get old. I mean, how can you NOT imagine this baker's thought process as s/he carefully inscribed, "Kelley with an eye"? | Continue reading


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This Missed Mark Will Bug The Heck Out Of You

Ever heard of Stanley Stinkbug?   Yeah, me neither.   Apparently he's a children's character who looks like this: | Continue reading


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Sarcasm "Awareness" Month

Over the years, I've noticed some of you don't "get" sarcasm. Which I totally understand! I mean, sarcasm is  super  hard. Really. So. Let me help. Because I care. I really,  really  care. Okay, let's say your company didn't meet a deadline, and they'r | Continue reading


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Cats, Bats, & Cakes That Bite Back!

Good news, gang: we can officially go all-in on our Halloween celebrating, because it's less than two weeks away! Eeeee! And for those of who've been all-in on Halloween since August: I see you, and I approve. Nearly all the cakes I'm seeing this year are teeny things, for o … | Continue reading


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Un-Scrutable Mysteries (You Know, Like 'Unsolved Mysteries?')

The baker was confused on how to spell the name TJ, so Mary said, "It's just the letters T and J." | Continue reading


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Talk About Your Trunk Space, Check THIS Action Out!

Amanda ordered a Western cake to make any cowboy proud: | Continue reading


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You Say Potato, I Say Potato, Your Baker Draws a Llama

This was  supposed  to read, "You'll Never Walk  Alone " | Continue reading


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This Wedding Cake Is So Bad It's Freaking Adorable

[running in] YOU GUYS. I just found my new favorite wedding wreck. | Continue reading


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Give Me One Moment In Time... To Scream Incoherently Into The Void

It's International "Moment of Frustration" Scream Day, minions, which is both oddly specific and refreshingly useful for just about every situation. What's that? You don't have a "moment of frustration" to scream about? ::looks around at all of 2020 like John Travolta lost | Continue reading


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10 Sweet & Spooky Movie Cakes

Nearly everyone I know is already in full Halloween mode, and I have to say, I approve. If this year has taught us anything, it's to celebrate the good stuff as much and as often as we can, so bring on the spooky! Still, it does feel a little early for Halloween Sweets, so t … | Continue reading


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Purse Your Lips

"Encounter In A NYC Alley" A play in one act. *** "Hey pretty lady, how 'bout a genuine Prawda hand bag? | Continue reading


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Who Wore It Better: Thong Guy Or This Tube Of Lipstick?

What do you think, worst proposal ever? | Continue reading


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This Is 2020

I know it doesn't feel like there's much worth celebrating today, minions, but I'm sure if we look hard enough we can find something . | Continue reading


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Name That Wrong

I'm old. I know this because my shoulder hurts right now and I want to tell  absolutely everyone  about it. Also, I don't like the rap music. So when I hear of some unbearably trying-too-hard celebrity naming their kid Pirate* or Audio Science* or Banjo*, I get offend … | Continue reading


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They're All Mad There

Right, minions, let's do this one by the numbers. Here's what Michael B. asked for: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Celebrates Fall, Basically

Happy Fall, y'all! Yep, once it hits October I don't care HOW hot it is outside, it's time for autumn leaves on everything: | Continue reading


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The Beach Is Terrible And These Bakers Know It

Fall, Schmall - it's still 90 degrees here in the South, and we know  just  how to celebrate sun, sand, and whatever is happening here: | Continue reading


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I'm Willing To Call It A Metaphor If You Are

It's National Fall Foliage Week, bakers, what've you got? | Continue reading


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If You Say There's No Such Thing As "Too Much Icing," Then This Post Is For You

It was Talk Like A Pirate Day this week, but I think this bakery could have used less  talking  and more  map-drawing: | Continue reading


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When Mutation Day Explains So Much

I read that today is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' "Mutation Day" - something you wouldn't think other people would celebrate, but then, that's the only explanation we have for this: | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Goes Shopkins

I may be the last person on this particular bandwagon, but I was watching that new organizing show on Netflix when I heard Neil Patrick Harris mention "Shopkins" toys, so of course I had to google. Y'ALL. Apparently my taste is in line with 2-6 year-olds (no surprise there) beca … | Continue reading


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The Sum Of All Tiers

It's "Math Story Telling Day," minions, but I don't see many equations on cakes. I do see a lot of numbers , though, and hoo boy, do those tell some stories. Stories of reflection: | Continue reading


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AW YEAH WEDDING WRECKS

Luanne H. writes, "We hired a local catering lady to do our cake. She showed up 45 minutes late, and THIS IS THE CAKE SHE PRESENTED TO US!!! | Continue reading


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Rey From Star Wars Gets World's Crappiest Princess Cake

What do you do when your daughter wants one of those Princess/Barbie dress cakes for her birthday, only with Rey from Star Wars? (AFTER high-fiving her for having awesome taste, I mean.) Well, you bring in the Rey doll and ask your baker to give her a big poofy cake skirt, that' … | Continue reading


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This Post Is Full Of Lies About Elephants.

Today we're going to address the elephant in the room. And by "elephant" I mean all elephants. And by "address" I mean "look at cakes of." And by "in the room" I mean "NOT in this room." Ahem hem hem. Ahhh, elephants. | Continue reading


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