I Can't BB-Leave It

You know the problem with grapes? They're just so...  grapey. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

10 Gorgeous Macrame Cakes To Make You Feel Knotty

I stumbled on a new trend in wedding cakes using an old classic - and I think you guys are gonna liiiiike it: | Continue reading


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These Bakers Struck Out, But At Least They Nailed The Dirty Part

When you don't know if you should be more relieved...  or worried: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

You're About To Spend Way Too Much Time Trying To Pronounce "Tomatch"

It's "Stay Away From Seattle Day", minions, so for all of you NOT in Seattle: good job. Have some cake.  And for you Seattle-ites: maybe try not to annoy the people who make up weird holidays. (Unless this a benefit, so you get a day free from tourists?) Anyhoo, much like … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The Muppet Doo-Doo Post

Last week, I was thinking about that time we met  Karen Prell and Brian Henson , and it was beyond amazing. I say this both to brag (WE MET KAREN PRELL AND BRIAN HENSON YOU GUYS) and to explain why I have Muppets on the brain. (Btw, "Muppets On The Brain" is the name of my … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Just Sayin'

Thanks to Debbie W., & Sarah F. for telling it like it is. ***** P.S. Today I learned they sell birthday candles you attach to your drinks . Your boozy drinks. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Sunday Sweets Celebrates International Chocolate Day

Sometimes you don't just want your cake to BE chocolate, you want it to LOOK chocolate. So for International Chocolate Day, I'm serving up 10 chocolate-drenched Sweets, like this : | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Just My Stripe

I know I just talked about zebras last week, minions - or rather, the abject hatred wreckerators have for zebras, which prevents them from ever looking at zebras before they make zebra-striped cakes - but it turns out last week was only the tip of the icing 'berg. Now, I kno … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

From Fury Road To Gettin' Sued By Krispy Kreme: A Word Journey

Wrecky minion Laura ordered this design for her son's birthday: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Tell Me The Opposite Of What You Want, What You Really Really Want

Happy Opposite Day, minions!  Oh wait, or am I supposed to wish you a terrible Opposite Day? I'm a little fuzzy/slimy on the format here.  Just to be safe, I've found a couple different examples of opposite cakes. Like numbers facing opposite directions: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

9 Times Strategic Thinking Really Paid Off

As you know, September is International Strategic Thinking Month, so while we hang our Strategic Stockings and hum the Strategery anthem, let's take a quick break for cake... strategically.   1: Is your handwriting too big? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Americans Werkin' It

Today we celebrate the American work force that labors so hard to keep this great nation of ours running. Plus the ones who did this: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Sunday Sweets Is Blinding Me With SCIENCE

Anyone else have fond memories of your school's lab? The eye-wash stations against the back wall, the shelves of beakers and bunson burners, that funky burnt smell that never quite went away? Ahh, good times. So today we're celebrating all the fun parts of Lab, and pretending … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Worst Wrecks In The 'Verse

Bad poetry is like a really bad analogy. And super fun to write.   Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?? | Continue reading


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Makin' Memories, 2020 Style

So tell me, minions, what wonderful memories have YOU made this summer? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Do The Floppy Flips

Ahh, flip-flops. The quintessential, mandatory summer footwear of summer-dwelling people who also have feet. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Wreckerators Hate Zebras, Here's Proof

I've discovered something incredible, minions: wreckerators hate zebras . It's true! Wreckerators hate zebras so much, they can't even look at them - which is why so many "zebra-striped" cakes end up looking like poop smears: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

This Bakery's Baby Shower Display May Actually Give You Nightmares

I thought I'd seen it all, dear minions. Heck, I HAVE seen it all. Just... not like this: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Disney Princess Cakes For Grown-Ups

You're never too old to love Disney Princesses, but sometimes you reach a point where you want a little less ruffles and bows, and something a bit more elegant. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

LOOK AT ALL MY PEARLS Y'ALL

Tomorrow is John's and my 22th wedding anniversary, and before you ask, yes, we DID get married as toddlers. We wore onesies and tottered down the aisle to the theme from  Muppet Babies . It was awesome. Anyhoo, I know what you're thinking. "Jim," you're thinking, - because … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The Dolphins Have Left The Building

I know we're all tired of 2020 memes, but this made my inner frood smile: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The Dog Days of "Bummer"

Today is National Dog Day! Quick! Make a cake effigy of your favorite pooch and slit its throat! | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

I Tell You What, OW

Over the weekend I slept on my neck wrong - I guess 42 years of practice just isn't enough - so to turn my head I had to move like Michael Keaton's Batman, lurching my whole torso around. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The Giving Spree

It's been six months since Valentines day, minions, so CLEARLY you need a refresher in romance. And CLEARLY I am the one to give it. Because CLEARLY  I am a giver.  (Shush, John.) So. Maybe try one of these? - Play some sexy music | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Sunday Sweets For My Wedding Anniversary!! And I Guess Yours, Too, John

This week John and I will be celebrating our... ::squints:: ::does math in my head:: twenty-second wedding anniversary?! Dang. I guess getting married when we were pre-teens really payed off! (Of course I'm only 32. Shhh. STOP DOING THE MATH.) The past 8 or 9 years we've bee … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Self-Care, Angry Poop, & EVERYTHING IS CAKE

It's "Internet Self-Care Day," minions, and isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?* [* Evil laugh, evil laugh, evil laugh ] Anyone who still has a functioning Facebook account can tell you the internet is why we NEED self-care most days. Remember when graduation cakes were a thing, … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

That's A Phallus - See?

"Hey, Barb, the customers are complaining your butterfly design looks too childish." | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The 40-Year-Old Burn

Hey, you know how some women kinda dread turning 40? Here's how to make it worse. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Pro Tip For Wedding Cakes: Don't Have A Cow

Wait, it's Bad Poetry Day again? Don't we have like 6 of these every year? Not that I'm complaining: I will happily torture you with my Vogon Entry Level verse any time, ya hoopy froods. A-hem hem hem. A-phlegm phlegm phlegm. ::bowing::  Thank you, thank you very m … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

A Cake Full of Butter Lies

Birthday girl Jenna Claire is allergic to tree nuts. Unfortunately, this means she had to share her cake with "Trez Hats". | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Sunday Sweets Mixes It Up

There's a growing trend to make every tier on multi-tiered cakes completely different from the others, and while I'm usually a matchy-matchy kinda girl, I gotta say, some of these are downright magical: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

I Hear These Migrated About A Foot And A Half

Tomorrow is National "No SpongeBob" Day, a day when all the residents of Bikini Bottom left to enjoy a day... without SpongeBob. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Do You Wanna Build A Sadwoman?

Sure, it's August. But why not? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Maybe There Was An Earthquake. Lots And LOTS Of Earthquakes.

In honor of World Calligraphy Day, | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

5 Terrible Ways To Celebrate Resurrect Romance Week

It's Resurrect Romance Week, minions, and I'm here to school you in the ways of wooing-with-cake. Trust me, there are lots of ways you can heat things up with a little frosting, IF you know what I mean. Eh? ::eyebrow waggle:: EH? ::elbow nudge:: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

On The Plus Side, Disney *Probably* Won't Sue

  And my favorite: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Sunday Sweets Celebrates Mid-Century Modern

Any Mid-Century Modern fans out there? I didn't think I was 'til I started following a few interior design folks online, and now I'm really warming up to the retro atomic-era style. It also helps when I found cakes like this! | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

And Now, Oddly Specific Cat Facts

Tomorrow is International Cat Day, so let's celebrate John's favorite animal EVER: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Simply The "Best"

It's "Simplify Your Life Week," minions, and I say we start with cake. (We can also end with cake and in-between with cake, because... cake.) Now, sure, I've shown you over 15,000 wrecks on this blog, but that's no reason to think ordering a cake has to be complicated! Just keep … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

When Only The Worst Will Do

Minions, if you want an occasion to be TRULY memorable, then  only the worst will do. Do you think S.L. will be forgetting her wedding cake anytime soon? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

'Cuz If You Can't Beat 2020, Why Not Join It?

It's been a rough year on all of us, minions, so as I was browsing the silly holiday calendar this week I got to thinking:   Why not add more clowns? You know, grumpy clowns: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Peter Parker Would NOT Be Proud

♫ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪ | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Sunday Sweets Celebrates All Things CANDY

John decided to watch the Johnny Depp Willy Wonka movie earlier this week, and I decided I was too lazy to leave the room. The movie is... fine? But I'll always prefer Gene Wilder as Wonka - even with that traumatizing boat scene. Anyway, since I wasn't really focused on the m … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Back! Back! Over The Balls!

I think I'm ready to start eating more fruit, you guys. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

I Don't Know About You, But This Is The Best Conversation I've Had Today

And now it's time for One-Sided Conversations With Jen. Feel free to talk to me through the screen, though. I'm sure that won't worry your family and friends at all. Anyone here remember the game Hungry Hungry Hippos? I only ask because... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The Cake Wrecks Ink Blot Test

We need modern tools for a modern age, minions. That's why I'm proposing we throw out the passé Rorschach ink blot test for psychological evaluation... and use cakes instead.   "SO... [clicking pen, pushing up glasses, consulting clipboard]... "Tell me. "What do you se … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Please Note The Position Of The Frowny Face

Val's friends ordered her a Kansas University cake, with "Go Jayhawks!" on it. There was a little mix-up with the "KU" at the top, though: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

At This Point My Houseplants Get Out More Than I Do

It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk Day," minion, and wow are the plants excited. | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago