Expectation vs Reality, Vol. 27

Jamie ordered this zebra-stripe cake in blue and green: | Continue reading


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Of Unicorn Crime Scenes And Flashy Holidays

Hyphen8 writes, "Whatever happened to these unicorns, it wasn't pretty." | Continue reading


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Defective Communication Month

It's Effective Communication Month!  Which is an  excellent  excuse to share these:   Dina asked for a "brown lawyer gavel" with "Good luck, Ms. Haile!" | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Celebrates Pink Flamingo Day!

It's Pink Flamingo Day, Sweets fans, and as a Floridian I feel it's my patriotic duty to bring you only the finest feathered cakes. | Continue reading


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Bakery Grammar 101

Grammar Rules for Bakers   Avoid commas, That are not, necessary. | Continue reading


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Put The Post Title Here, If It Doesn’t Fit, Don’t Worry About It

Monica asked her baker to add "May the Force be with you" to her son's birthday cake - but added, "If it doesn't fit, don't worry about it." The end result was a little garbled, but I think you'll agree, INFINITELY funnier: | Continue reading


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John's Precious Submissions

Jen's been sick in bed today, and was so out of it this morning that she asked ME to write a post. This is john (the hubby of Jen), btw. And so I present to you: "What happens when John writes a post (mostly) unsupervised."  Or, | Continue reading


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Coulda, Woulda, HECK NO

Everyone knows contractions are a part of having a baby, but it looks like they're part of having a baby  shower , too. For example:   What's? | Continue reading


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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

I mean, technically, we ARE all gonna die. Not that you'll die today! Unless you do, which would be really unfortunate timing for this post.  Listen, my point is it's National Pollinator Week, and without our pollinators, we'd all die sooner, which would be a shame beca … | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: Dad Jokes For Dad's Day

I have a confession to make, Sweets fans: after spending hours looking at frosted neckties, hammers, more ties, mustaches, and even more ties , I've decided that most Father's Day cakes are pretty boring. But you know what's NEVER boring? | Continue reading


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Happy Fun Father's Balls

This week it's time to ask ourselves an important question, minions:  What makes a Happy Dad? | Continue reading


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Meanwhile, At Hydra HQ...

"Minion! Did you take care of Captain America's shield?" | Continue reading


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NO FLOWERS ALLOWED

One of my favorite things is watching bakers try to make "manly" cakes for father's day.  Don't get me wrong, bakers; I appreciate your efforts to shield men's delicate sensibilities from flowers and flourishes and pretty colors, I do. | Continue reading


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"Words" Cannot Express How Funny This Is

Tiffany C. writes, "Our school ordered this for our staff end-of-year party. [...] She told them she wanted words on the cake, and then gave a few examples." Aaaaand... they got this: | Continue reading


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Ode To Honest Wreckers

We've all seen it. So. | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: The New & Improved Geode Cakes

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Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na SPIDER-BAT!!!

Graduation cakes are still comin' in hot and wrecky, as evidenced by this Facebook sub from Maggie: | Continue reading


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Weird Ways To Congratulate Someone

Minions, there are a lot of new graduates among you, so let me be the first (or third) to say: | Continue reading


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Marine Life

This cake was for a marine, so they asked the baker to write "Semper Fi." Turns out, that was a little too complicated: | Continue reading


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International Women's Day Gets Cut Down To Size

When Jolene asked her bakery if they could fit an edible image of this flyer on a sheet cake for her, they assured her it'd be no problem: | Continue reading


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Flies On Walls, Cats on Cakes... MASS HYSTERIA

Ever wish you were a fly on the wall in a bakery?  I mean, first, all the cake you can eat with no bathing suit season, but also you'd hear the conversations that result in half the stuff on this blog. Wouldn't it be nice to know EXACTLY what the customer said? | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Never Had A Friend Like Me

Since Aladdin's live-action remake seems to be underwhelming the interwebz this week (I'm hearing a lot of "It was... fine?"), I thought I'd serve up a Sweet palate cleanser for you today. Or, if you don't need a palate cleanser, at least a trip down nostalgia lane. Yep, yo … | Continue reading


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They See Me Scrollin'

With graduation season upon us, it's time to once again consider that most impossible of shapes: | Continue reading


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Minor Wreck-nicalities

 Jennifer asked for chocolate covered strawberries on her son's cake.  I guess she TECHNICALLY got them? | Continue reading


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Lose Or Draw: There Is No "Win"

You've heard of "Win, Lose, or Draw?" Well, I think I found the cake version: Write, Wreck, or Win! Ok, so it doesn't have the same ring to it, but allow me to demonstrate.   Write: | Continue reading


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Gray Is Bae

Help me out, minions: is this alien shrugging , or is that a snooty little handlebar mustache? | Continue reading


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Memorial Pride

If tomorrow all the cakes were gone  I'd posted on this blog  And I had to start again  With just this patriotic dog: | Continue reading


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10 Dragon Sweets For Everyone Missing Game Of Thrones

Friends, I know nothing about Game of Thrones , but this past week I've watched social media erupt... | Continue reading


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Brain Cakes For Babies

If you have a daughter named Brandon, guess what you get asked the most? I'm kind of loving t... | Continue reading


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It's Like Beer Goggles For People With Dirty Minds

We all start out so innocent. Every kid loves balloons, right? Until one day, you start... | Continue reading


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Bohemian Wrecksody

Is she a real wife, ...without the letter E? Post-marital strife? Buy a cake from ... | Continue reading


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The Far Side of Cake, Vol 13

The Far Side of Cake, Vol 13 Unfortunately for Carl, some things were NOT lost in translatio... | Continue reading


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Cungrate... Condrag... Gut Job!

Wahooo! SCOOL'S OUT! Or.... is it? Not gonna lie: kinda confused right now. W... | Continue reading


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11 MerMay Sweets

It's Mer-May, minions! Let's make some waves. ( Canberra Cake Designer , Australia) This su... | Continue reading


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Hashbrown Ladylike

Bakers, take a note: Some of you will get that reference. And that's enough for me. ... | Continue reading


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7 Tips For Gifts From The Garden Month

May is "Gifts From The Garden Month", minions, so let's see what garden-themed gifts our... | Continue reading


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Copyright, Schmopyright

Obviously-Not-The-Character-You're-Thinking-Of© is pleased to present an exciting new ... | Continue reading


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Oh Mer Gosh: It's Mer-Mania!

It's Mer-May, minions, so if you're a half-fish lady with donut hair... NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.... | Continue reading


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You Won't BELIEVE How Desperate These Click Bait Headlines Are

No matter how I rail against our Facebook overlords, the truth is we really depend on the traffic ... | Continue reading


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10 Sweets For All Moms, But Especially Mine

Happy Mother's Day, all moms-but-especially-mine! ( Vkusno Bar , Russia) You moms are the cat... | Continue reading


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Just In Time For Mother's Day: Ten Uterus Cakes

This Mother's Day, why not surprise mom with something REALLY surprising? "It's supposed... | Continue reading


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Hope You Love Carrots, Mom

OK, bakers, Mother's Day is coming. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. No no, " Mother 's Day."... | Continue reading


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Foot In Mouth

It's National No Socks Day! Time to kick off those shoes and socks and bare our soles! Woohoo! ... | Continue reading


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Must Love Minecraft

Look, minions, sometimes we customers ask for weird stuff on our cakes. No, like really w... | Continue reading


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That Crowning Touch

Ok, bakers, time to make some princess tiaras! Now remember, we want them to look like this: ... | Continue reading


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Star Wars Sweets For Revenge of the 5th

Since yesterday was May the Fourth, that means today is Revenge of the 5th! Er, if you're not a ... | Continue reading


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Baffling Star Wars Wrecks That Demand Answers

May the 4th is coming, young padawans, so this is the perfect time to ask something about Star War... | Continue reading


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Cinco De Mayo Madness

This Sunday is Cinco de Mayo! Or, as it's known in the original Spanish, [rolling Rs dramatically]... | Continue reading


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