Jen Finally Lets It Go

The sw*n glows "white" on the cakes here tonight Not a footprintto be se... | Continue reading


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It's The Skid Mark That Sells It

What we have here is a failure to grasp the concept : [head desk] And speaking o... | Continue reading


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Love Inks: 11 Tattoo Sweets!

It's National Tattoo Week, Sweets fans, and if you thought that theme might pose a challenge when ... | Continue reading


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Under The Sea With No-Face Cinderella

When Cassie asked her bakery if they could draw Ariel and Flounder on a cookie cake for her... .... | Continue reading


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I Mustache You A Question

It's the follicle sensation that's sweeping the nation: MUSTACHES! That's right, bakers: Mustach... | Continue reading


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Hawaiians Weep Tonight

OK, everybody! Sing it with me! We-e-e-e-EE-EE-e-e-e-we-oh-mum-a-wehWe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-we.... ... | Continue reading


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English Done Good!

When I first saw that today is English Language Day, my first thought was, "Huh. Do we really... | Continue reading


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Painfully Honest Cakes

Remember, kids, if you can't say anything nice... ...say it with cake. Today is Nationa... | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Has A Good Hare Day

Happy Easter, Sweets fans! I'm sure you've noticed, but today is the day for rabbits everywhere ... | Continue reading


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Because For Easter You Get EXTRA Nipples, That's Why

Don't you just love Easter cakes, minions? All the icing flowers and pretty patterns, and those ... | Continue reading


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Lamb-entations

Like the Mardi Gras King Cake , I suspect that the Easter Lamb Cake is just inherently Wrecky . I ... | Continue reading


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Sounds Like Easter To Me!

The warning signs were there, peeps. BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE. ::ominous hopping noises::... | Continue reading


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Homophoning It In

...and some lost? (I love that you can clearly tell the W is the "fixed" version. W... | Continue reading


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10 Absolutely Ridiculous Easter Cakes

"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!!" " Iiiittty bitty living space." Ever ... | Continue reading


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10 Enchanted Garden Cakes That Are Pure Magic

It's National Gardening Day, my friends, and rather than dwell on how TERRIBLE I am at keeping pla... | Continue reading


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About That STD Video...

There's this new Winnie-the-Pooh deco kit going around, and, uh... That's right. Take it alll... | Continue reading


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Now THIS Is Ironic

It's like "celabrate"On your literacy day: It's a "great job" ... | Continue reading


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I COULD Be Wrong... But I Think That's Photoshop

It's time again for "John Photoshops Cakes Poorly!" ::jazz hands:: "A... | Continue reading


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8 Insult Cakes That Backfired

They tried to be mean. They failed. This was supposed to say, "You're a traitor!&qu... | Continue reading


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Wreckage Most Foul

Hey bakers, it's Draw a Bird Day. Whaddaya got? I see. ...what else ya got? ::sq... | Continue reading


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10 Crafter's Cakes That Will Totally Fool You

You ever stop to think about how far cake art has come in the last 10 years? No? Well, you're ... | Continue reading


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Happy Flash Drive Day!

Here at Cake Wrecks we've learned over the years that ordering a photo cake - and then bringing in... | Continue reading


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Giving A Whole New Meaning To "Stiff Drink"

Happy Alcohol Screening Day, minions! Now. ::adjusting hypothetical glasses that I *could* be ... | Continue reading


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And Now, A Demon Dog For A Five-Year-Old

Iiiiit's Hump Day, minions! Isn't that great news, "Demon Dog For A Five-Year-Old?" ... | Continue reading


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LOLZ To The Maxx

So there's a Disney cartoon about 3 kids who turn into superheroes when they put on their pajamas.... | Continue reading


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Ha! Fooled You AGAIN!

There's been a tradition going around for April Fool's Day to either make cake look like other foo... | Continue reading


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10 Neon Cakes For Our Inner 90s Kids

If you love Lisa Frank, know what slap bracelets are, and have ever in your life worn neon paint-s... | Continue reading


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Don't Take That Literally, Spider-Man

Briana S. asked the baker to make her cookie cake "look cute." BIG MISTAKE. A... | Continue reading


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Pretty Much Just Screaming

Is it hot enough yet for ice cream? Or the floating mountains of Pandora? That red arrow ca... | Continue reading


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What's Wrong With This Picture?

Have you had your coffee yet? Let's find out: What's Wrong With This Picture? (John'... | Continue reading


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"Near-Missed Day" Hits Home

It's Near Near-Miss Day, minions, (we juuust missed it on Saturday) and I know *just* how to celeb... | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Is All Smiles

Last week started off pretty rough for me, minions, so when the time came to pick Sweets I went lo... | Continue reading


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Blink 182 And You'll Miss It

Brian J. wanted his baker to make him a Blink 182 cake. Specifically, this Blink 182 cake: ... | Continue reading


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Name That Name!

Kids these days, with their funky names and their extra weird spellings: I bet this gets conf... | Continue reading


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Sorry, Kermit

Someday we'll find itThe rainbow...Erection The lovers [SMIRK] The dreamersAnd me! ... | Continue reading


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Crapping Sprinkles

Those bizarre " ice cream cones " are back, and this time... ...they're crapping sp... | Continue reading


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Whatever You Do, DON'T BREAK EYE CONTACT

Minions, today is a holiday I can celebrate whole heartedly and with zero effort, because it was p... | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets Strikes Gold

I don't have a pot of gold for you today, minions, but I *do* have the shiniest, sweetest gold cak... | Continue reading


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8 St. Patrick's Cakes That Require Beer Goggles

THIS WEEKEND, WE ARE ALL IRISH!! Except maybe this guy: Yeah. Stay away f... | Continue reading


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LepreKHAAAAAAAAN

Prepare to eat your heart out, Snow White. Spanky Potsy Toot Toot McStabb... | Continue reading


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Ken Day Come-Ons: The Squelching

And now, our yearly tradition... [dimming lights] [queuing up sexy saxophone music] ... | Continue reading


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Patty's Checklist, Please

Right, bakers, let's go over the checklist for this week: Amorphous Purse Dress? Check... | Continue reading


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Say What?

Remember, boys and girls, NEVER ASSUME. 'Cuz that's not 'awesome.' (It was supposed to say ... | Continue reading


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Sunday Sweets: IT'S ABOUT TIME

Goooood morning, Sweets fans! In case you missed it, most of us lost an hour last night thanks to ... | Continue reading


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I'm So Sorry, Jill

Some of my favorite new submissions this week: The Serial Killer: How...? The ... | Continue reading


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Name It & Maim It

It's Celebrate Your Name Week, minions, and while every name is beautiful, some are more... shall ... | Continue reading


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