Amazon Prime Day used to mean something. When I was young, my family would joyfully celebrate the legacy of a mega-corporation that runs hundreds o... | Continue reading
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I still remember the first time I told my then six-year-old son Lev that a clam makes calls with its “shell phone.” The laugh of recognition when h... | Continue reading
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Katie Peterson has written several searing books of lyric poems. She writes lucid lines, lines that pierce with their apparent simplicity. Her last... | Continue reading
I.There never was a Hobbit Hole quite like Bag End in all of Hobbiton a place that oftsaw the comings and goings of many of the Little Folk and Bi... | Continue reading
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Welcome to B.C. Richard and Stone in beautiful downtown Bedrock! You have questions, we have answers! Learn more about us below, as well as the ans... | Continue reading
My name is Dave, I live in a one-bedroom apartment in Brooklyn, and for the last eleven months I’ve been tormented by my landlord, a giant raccoon ... | Continue reading
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In the beginning was the Word, and I don’t know what the Word was, but I swear to frigging Dad, it was not “followers.”I was just a youngish Son o... | Continue reading
“The Return of FOMO: Our Uneasy, Great Reopening.” — Cover article of New York Magazine, June 2021.- - -Now is the winter of our discontentMade H... | Continue reading
The house of my dreams gets put on the market. I make an offer, but because the realtor is so thrilled about my decision to move back, she gives me... | Continue reading
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“The Lunk Alarm of J. Alfred Prufrock”I’m addicted-way o-tay ose-thay ape-gray ootsie-tay olls-ray ey-thay ave-hay in-way e-thay ont-fray. It’s in... | Continue reading
Hi, neighbor! Just wanted to stop by and formally introduce myself, even though I’m sure you and everyone else with a pair of ears in a five-mile r... | Continue reading
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As an aspiring politician who loves this country and greatly admires our Founding Fathers, I cannot help but point out the areas where they were a ... | Continue reading
Wash and sterilize used bottles.Take out the trash bag full of dirty diapers.Start a load of laundry for the third time this week.Why is there s... | Continue reading
- - -Dave Eggers’s new short story, The Museum of Rain is a testament to family, a ballad to leisurely walking in nature, and a reflection on the ... | Continue reading
July 10, 1968Dear Mr. Schulz,Do you know what it’s like to wander through life, having no significant conversations and participating in no signi... | Continue reading
“Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin on Sunday defended his decision to vote against a sweeping voting rights bill and reiterated his opposition to gutting... | Continue reading
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Hey, man! It’s been a while. What a year, huh? Really nice to be able to see people again. Sorry, am I talking weird? I’m not? Oh good. I’m a littl... | Continue reading
Before you begin, have bandages of several sizes handy, even if you are just repairing a teddy bear.You will find your manual for the broken unit,... | Continue reading
Dylan ThomasDonut, go gentle into that good night:In middle-age, I beg you, stay away.I can’t afford to take another bite.Although you’ve helpe... | Continue reading
As many offices return to in-person work, some women are concerned about reverting to the pre-pandemic white-collar norms that perpetuated inequali... | Continue reading
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Your Gen X loved ones have survived so much: the Cold War, latchkey childhoods, mosh pits, COVIDs-19-through-27. They were born into a world withou... | Continue reading
Having knowledge in STEM is critical, and there is no better time to start a child’s journey into STEM than right now. Enough weirdos have said thi... | Continue reading
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John Brandon’s new novel, Ivory Shoals, is his fifth book — joining the novels Arkansas, Citrus County, A Million Heavens , and the story collecti... | Continue reading
Hey dude! How’s it going?! It’s me, someone you vaguely remember from high school, and I wanted to check your interest in joining this pyramid sche... | Continue reading