Me and My Grandfather

My mother posted this on Facebook a few days ago, and I thought I'd also post it here so it didn't get lost down the Facebook memory hole: This is a picture of me and my grandfather, Michael Scalzi. I'm guessing I'm about four or five in that photo, so this would be from 1973… | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

The Athena Veto

Today's Twitter kerfuffle (not counting the enduring discussion of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez knowing how to dance, much to the consternation of some conservatives) comes courtesy of this Washington Post article, in which a "mommy blogger" by the name of Christie Tate discusses why … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

The Death of the Author! Maybe!

https://youtu.be/MGn9x4-Y_7A Cultural critic and commentator Lindsay Ellis (disclosure: a friend of mine) has a video up talking about "The Death of the Author," which is a primer and discussion of that particular literary theory, and whether it makes sense to apply it to work to … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

The Big Idea: James L. Cambias

Can a "big idea" be a bad idea? Author James L. Cambias (who has been one of my favorite writers since we were both at the University of Chicago together) grapples with this problem, and how confronting this issue made his new novel Arkad's World all the better. JAMES L. CAMBIAS: … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Wasting My Own Time

For 2019 I didn't do any resolutions, because over the course of time I can't say that I've found them particularly useful, either as an encouragement or as a goad. For me, the way it usually works is that I decide to do things, or I don't, and my behavior changes accordingly. Wi … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

The 2019 Awards Consideration Post

For those of you casting about for things to nominate for various awards this year, here's what I have that's eligible. Best Novel Head On (April 2018; Tor Books; Patrick Nielsen Hayden, ed.) The Consuming Fire (October 2018; Tor Books; Patrick Nielsen Hayden, ed.) Best Related W … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

In Which the Fundamental Nature of Smudge is Very Precisely Communicated in a Single Picture

Yup, this pretty much covers it, I'd say. Also, hello and welcome to 2019! How was your new year? | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Out Until January 2, 2019

Smudge has the right idea. I'm talking the next few days off and probably won't be back until January 2, 2019. That's next year! Just in case you didn't know. I hope you enjoy these next few days of seasonal downtime and that your new year is bright and full of hope. See you on… | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

New Books and ARCs, 12/27/18

It's the final stack of new books and ARCs for 2018, so it's no surprise it's a big one. What here would you be happy to help you bring in the new year? Tell us all in the comments. (And if you need a larger version of the picture, here you go.) | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Looking Back on 2018, Looking Forward to 2019

Hey, remember when The Consuming Fire was supposed to have been titled The Widening Gyre? It turns out that both my US and UK publishers kind of hated that title (not the least because no one could agree on how to pronounce the word "gyre"), so we changed it. I have to say now I… | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Top Whatever Posts and Social Media Stats, 2018

Every year I post stats on traffic for Whatever, and every year it gets harder to see how it accurately reflects my actual readership, because of the way people read things I post here. Bluntly, relatively few people visit the site directly at this point in time -- As of this mom … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

It’s Christmas!

And if you celebrate it, I hope it's a wonderful day for you and those you love. Merry Christmas! | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Whatever Best of 2018

Well, that was a year, wasn't it: a dark cloud of crap with a silver lining in the November elections. I'm kind of hoping it represented the bottom and that 2019 sees us clawing our way back toward the light, but, well. We'll see, won't we. In the meantime, here's a collection of … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

20

My daughter is officially no longer a teenager. Which, wow, as the kids say, that's a mood. Please enjoy your Athenamas in a manner pleasing to you. | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

New Books and ARCs, 12/21/18

Just in time for your Solstice celebrations and/or last minute shopping, a nice stack of new books and ARCs for your wintertime consideration. See anything here you'd love to have under the tree? The comments are the place to note them! | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

A Christmas Tale, Told On Twitter, Involving Burritos

This really happened. All of it. https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/1076164476729204738 https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/1076164978380623873 https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/1076165515092152321 https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/1076166388509749248 https://twitter.com/scalzi/stat … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Have Yourself a Smudgy Little Christmas

He's reaching out to you in the spirit of Christmastime cheer! And also for that food you're eating. Yeah, he'll take some of that. Isn't Christmas really about giving? No? Humph. Well, then, expect a special gift under the Christmas tree, if you know what I mean. He'll make it h … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

An Interview With Santa’s Lawyer

Please state your name and occupation. My name is Marta Pittman, and I’m a partner at Xavier, Masham, Abbott and Stevens. And you’re Santa Claus’ lawyer. That is correct. More accurately, I’m the partner in charge of our firm’s Seasonal Litigation and Clearances practice, which h … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Thoughts on Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse

In no particular order: 1. I was entertained by this film all the way through, but about two-thirds in, this actual thought surfaced in my brain: Jesus, this film is entertaining. By which I mean that the part of my brain that stores the skills I used for years as a professional … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

My Wife is an Angel

I mean, obviously. (In case you're wondering, this is part of her costume for the Longest Night Masque next month, which, incidentally, you can totally attend if you like.) | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

A Christmastime Blast From Waaaaaay Back In The Past

An airband competition from my high school back in 1986, in which roughly half the school is up there lip-syncing to "Do They Know It's Christmas?" If you're wondering which one I am, look for the kid air-drumming. That's me! https://youtu.be/F5YwyZNKCOE | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Virtue Signaling eBook Now Available (and Hardcover Almost Sold Out!)

In case you missed the announcement on Twitter yesterday, the eBook version of Virtue Signaling is now out in the world and available, both from Subterranean Press directly, and also from other eBook retailers. The eBook edition is just $4.99, which makes it a perfect "splurge" p … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Brief Administrative Note

This Friday is basically my last working day of the year, so if you want/need something from me in 2018, you should contact me about it real soon. Like, uh, by Friday. That's all. (PS: If you've requested a January Big Idea, don't panic, I'll be processing those soon(ish).) | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

The Big Idea: Chad Orzel

I liked Breakfast With Einstein so much I gave it a blurb, which you can see in the image above. But why did I like it? Because it explores the esoteric realm of quantum physics -- here in the everyday world. Here's the author, Chad Orzel, to dig deeper into it all. (PS: The UK… | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

DELICIOUS MADNESS

This happened tonight. https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/1072314926423777280 https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/1072317163359358976 How was it? Everything you would imagine it would be. I will note the tortilla, with the pie inside, was fried in butter and topped with cinnamon and … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

New Book and ARCs, 12/10/18

They keep coming! Here's the latest stack of new books and ARCs that have arrived at the Scalzi Compound. What here is something you'd enjoy having in your own hot little hands? Tell us all in the comments. | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

In Which This Cat is an Accurate Metaphor For My Brain at the Moment

Me: Hey, brain, I think I'd like to write a Whatever piece. Brain: Eh... I'd rather not, thanks. Me: But people are clamoring to know my opinion about many things! Brain: Are they? Really? Me: I assume so! Brain: Then they'll still be clamoring later, won't they? Me: But -- my th … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

In Which I Yet Again Massacre an Innocent Song From the 80s

In my quest to ruin every 80s song with a glitchy, spooky, questionably sung cover version done in one take, here's Depeche Mode's "Somebody." Yes, this is what I do with my Saturday nights when Krissy is out with friends. Enjoy. For comparison, the original: https://youtu.be/hYr … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

The Color of the Sky On My Homeworld

As I am occasionally asked what it is. It's this! Have a great weekend, everyone. | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Whatever Holiday Gift Guide 2018, Day Five: Charities

For the last four days, the Whatever Gift Guide 2018 has been about helping you find the perfect gifts for friends and loved ones. But today I’d like to remind folks that the season is also about helping those in need. So this final day is for charities. If you’re looking for a p … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Whatever Holiday Gift Guide 2018, Day Four: Fan Favorites!

  For the first three days of the Whatever Gift Guide 2018, I’ve let authors and creators tell you about their work. Today is different: Today is Fan Favorites day, in which fans, admirers and satisfied customers share with you a few of their favorite things — and you can share s … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

The Big Idea: Arwen Elys Dayton

You want to give your children to have every advantage... but how far would you go to give them those advantages? It's a question that Arwen Elys Dayton is intensely engaged with in her new book Stronger, Faster, and More Beautiful. ARWEN ELYS DAYTON:  About a week ago, a researc … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Whatever Holiday Gift Guide 2018, Day Three: Arts, Crafts, Music and More

The Whatever Holiday Gift Guide 2018 continues, and today we move away from books and focus on other gifts and crafts — which you can take to mean just about any other sort of thing a creative person might make: Music, art, knitting, jewelry, artisan foodstuffs and so on. These c … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Whatever Holiday Gift Guide 2018, Day Two: Non-Traditionally Published Books

Today is Day Two of the Whatever Holiday Gift Guide 2018, and today the focus is on Non-Traditionally Published Books: Self-published works, electronically-exclusive books, books from micro presses, books released outside the usual environs of the publishing world, and so on. Hey … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

An Interesting Fact About The Consuming Fire

Last night on Twitter someone recounted a convention panel he'd been to, where the panelists were (jokingly) annoyed with my writing speed and publishing frequency. To which I replied, "It's a good thing they don't know I wrote The Consuming Fire in two weeks. That would not help … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Whatever Holiday Gift Guide 2018, Day One: Traditionally Published Books

Welcome to the first day of the Whatever Shopping Guide 2018 — My way of helping you folks learn about cool creative gifts for the holidays, straight from the folks who have created them. Today’s featured products are traditionally published books (including graphic novels and au … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Some Observations on Bestseller Lists, December 2018

The first part of this will be a transcription of some tweets I made earlier today (transcribed to fix some spelling errors), and I'll follow that up with some other thoughts. First: The tweet transcription: Watching some authors indulge in theories about why their stuff doesn't … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Whatever Holiday Shopping Guide 2018 Starts Monday!

Every year as the holiday season begins I run a shopping guide for the holidays, and over the years it’s been quite successful: Lots of people have found out about excellent books and crafts and charities and what have you, making for excellent gift-giving opportunities during th … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

I Meant to Write Something Today But Got Distracted By Cats, So Here’s a Photo of Krissy

Which I think is probably more pleasing than anything I'd write today anyway. And yeah, I was actually distracted by cats, as I took them to the vet for checkups and shots. https://twitter.com/scamperbeasts/status/1068267950774386693 They are happy and healthy and still a smidgen … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

Virtue Signaling and Other Heresies — Hardcover Available Early!

For various reasons, the signed limited hardcover edition of Virtue Signaling and Other Heresies: Selected Writings From Whatever 2013 - 2018 arrived early at the Subterranean Press warehouse. And when it arrived, we thought: Why make people wait until December? So: If you've pre … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 5 years ago

New Books and ARCs, 11/23/18

Just in time for Black Friday, here's this brand spankin' new stack of new books and ARCs for your potential reading consideration. Anything here you'd brave the crowds for? Tell us all in the comments. | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 6 years ago

A Thanksgiving Day Thought

As I've gotten older, Thanksgiving has become, low-key, one of my favorite holidays, precisely because it encourages me to make an assessment of the good things in my life, and as time goes by I think reflection on that subject is a useful one for me. It's also a day for me to re … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 6 years ago

Me and Cixin Liu in San Diego

Where we literally talk about life, the universe and everything. It was captured on video! Here it is. https://youtu.be/LuOvOqw51DU | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 6 years ago

A Thanksgiving Week Gift for You: “Automated Customer Service”

Merry Thanksgiving week! To show my appreciation for you, my readers, here's a short story I wrote to read aloud while I was touring with The Consuming Fire. It's called "Automated Customer Service," and it's what happens when, in the near future, something goes wrong with a hous … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 6 years ago

Krissy, 11/17/18

She's pretty great. And she photographs well, as a bonus. | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 6 years ago

New Books and ARCs, 11/16/18

Once again catching up on new books and ARCs after my travels, here's a healthy of stack of titles for you peruse. What here would you like to take to the couch with you after a Thanksgiving dinner? Tell us all in the comments!   | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 6 years ago

The Big Idea: Steve Nedvidek

A love of family history and a desire not to wander the fairlanes in their spare time led Steve Nedvidek and his co-creators to make The Jekyll Island Chronicles, an alt-history graphic novel series. How did these motivations end up combined into a colorful artistic creation? Ned … | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 6 years ago

What a Difference a Week Makes

Same tree, a week's difference in weather. Looks like it might be one of those winters. I guess we'll find out soon enough. | Continue reading


@whatever.scalzi.com | 6 years ago