Parler has proved particularly popular among Trump supporters and right-wing conservatives. Such groups have frequently accused Twitter and Faceboo... | Continue reading
Our good friend, poet Ilya Kaminsky, knows contemporary poetry like no one else. We’re proud to be publishing his mini-reviews and one-question int... | Continue reading
We’ve all been there. You’re about to rock, and then something happens. A spiked bracelet catches in a buddy’s blow-out. A leg seizes into a no-jok... | Continue reading
I started my presidency with a great economy and now there’s a terrible economy and by mistake I dropped my phone in the toilet while I was tweetin... | Continue reading
Hello, Josh!We really enjoyed your first draft of the United States One Dollar Bill! Everyone around the office was mostly THRILLED with your idea... | Continue reading
I’m just plum flummoxed, Jerry. You know as well as anyone that I was willing to give Nyarlathotep the benefit of the doubt four years ago. I knew ... | Continue reading
In 1820…A tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it. It can’t be determined if it made a sound.In 2020…A tree falls in a forest,... | Continue reading
“Just in the last day, Trump’s informal campaign adviser, a religious ally, a Republican governor and conservative media personalities have all com... | Continue reading
The Ordinary World: You know the signs: you’re struggling to get out of bed, you’re living in your “daytime” pajamas, and you don’t even feel joy a... | Continue reading
Our good friend, poet Ilya Kaminsky, knows contemporary poetry like no one else. We’re proud to be publishing his mini-reviews and one-question int... | Continue reading
The American Girl Doll Company extends its line of historical characters with a peek into another one of our country’s bygone eras. Joining the ran... | Continue reading
To download a PDF of this entire list, click here.- - -Early in President Trump’s term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning num... | Continue reading
Good morning, Mountain Lions,This is your principal speaking, with your weekly West Valley High COVID-19 health update. First of all, I want to th... | Continue reading
After being released from the New York State penitentiary following a fourteen-month sentence for tax fraud, Ivanka Trump announces she’ll be joini... | Continue reading
Our good friend, poet Ilya Kaminsky, knows contemporary poetry like no one else. We’re proud to be publishing his mini-reviews and one-question int... | Continue reading
I didn’t want to cross the room to put you in MMA sleeper hold, but you didn’t give me a choice, did you? I just wanted to come to my favorite wate... | Continue reading
To download a PDF of this entire list, click here.- - -Early in President Trump’s term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning num... | Continue reading
Good morrow, everyone! As your new King, I, Malcolm, do vow henceforth to serve proud Scotland with a noble heart and to forgive you ingrates for c... | Continue reading
“A Michigan court rejected a Trump campaign filing challenging the results in the state, calling the motion “defective” because it lacked several r... | Continue reading
While there are still plenty of mail-in ballots to be counted, the results are clear: I, Joe Biden, am the next President of the United States.Ame... | Continue reading
People of the Republic!Rebel fighters have at last dealt the Empire a fatal blow. With a blast heard around the galaxy, our forces have destroyed ... | Continue reading
“The inaccurate-polls reveal is a bit of a rehash, don’t you think?”- - -“I’m confused: is the McConnell character intended to be human, or?”- - ... | Continue reading
- - -My Gaza offers a startling perspective on contemporary Gaza. Photographer Jehad al-Saftawi documents his life there up until his escape, in 2... | Continue reading
Fantastic news, everyone. Pat yourselves on the back, rest your tired feet, and cancel all of your recurring donations to racial justice causes bec... | Continue reading
This is the Post-Election Meditation, designed to help you fall into a deep and untroubled sleep. You’ve waited four, long, sleepless years. You ha... | Continue reading
To download a PDF of this entire list, click here.- - -Early in President Trump’s term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning num... | Continue reading
The arc of the moral universe is long. And winding. Sometimes it zigzags. Sometimes it goes in a circle. Sometimes it misses its exit and has to ma... | Continue reading
There’s no doubt that this election’s close nature has left many of us disillusioned and deeply disappointed in America. And like many of us, I, to... | Continue reading
“Other Republican leaders have so far been silent in the wake of Trump’s White House address. Senate Majority Whip John Thune of South Dakota, as w... | Continue reading
Dear Void Users,Here at VoidTech, we take pride in our ability to process all of your scream-related needs. Consequently, it is with deep regret t... | Continue reading
1. Congratulate yourself for even considering itIt’s 2020, kudos for showering at all. And standing up? Give this hero a sloppy wet medal. Sure, i... | Continue reading
What is the Electoral College?The “Electoral College System,” is the abstruse election method Americans use to indirectly select the President of ... | Continue reading
With the election remaining too close to call as votes continue to be tallied in key battleground states, it’s important to remember one thing: tho... | Continue reading
You’ve heard the news by now that Donald Trump has won Florida, giving him a much clearer path to the presidency than the Democrats had hoped, and ... | Continue reading
" Speaking from the East Room of the White House shortly after 2:30 a.m. on Wednesday, [Trump] confusingly proclaimed he would ask the U.S. Supreme... | Continue reading
To be read before the 2020 Presidential Election. Register to vote, or check to make sure you’re registered to vote here.To download a PDF of thi... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
It’s November 3, 2020, and our forecast model indicates that there’s an 89% chance tomorrow will be partly cloudy, and a 10% chance — unlikely, but... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Recognize Your TriggersAnniversaries of a traumatic event are often difficult for people who suffer from Election PTSD. When voting, you may find ... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Voting is important. But voting isn’t enough: You’ve got to make sure your vote actually counts. “But wait, what?" you may be asking. "That doesn’t... | Continue reading
To be read before the 2020 Presidential Election. Register to vote, or check to make sure you’re registered to vote here.To download a PDF of thi... | Continue reading
We will remain calm.We will do breathing exercises.We will forget to exhale, get woozy, and think we have COVID.We will swing between optimism a... | Continue reading
To be read before the 2020 Presidential Election. Register to vote, or check to make sure you’re registered to vote here.To download a PDF of thi... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading