“Things are definitely feeling a little different this year.” Shit’s bad.“I’ve been appreciating the honesty of your Facebook posts.” I have a g... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
It is not good to have a favorite bookstore when it’s your job to love all bookstores. But… Shakespeare & Co in Paris is a fairy tale of a book... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Friday the 13thMildly creepy. The most disturbing part is having to watch only one person wear a mask for two hours. My nerves were shot.Nightmar... | Continue reading
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Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Hey, babe. Wow. I can’t believe I’m gone. Super sad I died in a way that absolutely decimated my body but left my symmetrical face and giganto clea... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Before we all landed this Job on the White House Communications Team, we spent years working on your aunt’s recipes and your dad’s texts that he st... | Continue reading
True! — aging — very, very dreadfully aging I had been and am; but why will you say that I must have a child? I have seen so many babies from heave... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Our mission here at the Christmas Commission, Music Division, is to serve and protect you from the deleterious effects of out-of-season Christmas m... | Continue reading
Smucker’s established themselves as unapologetic industry disruptors with the introduction of their Uncrustables PB&J sandwich in 1999. By elim... | Continue reading
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To be read before the 2020 Presidential Election. Register to vote, or check to make sure you’re registered to vote here.To download a PDF of thi... | Continue reading
To: the Hobbits of the ShireSubject: The LATEST Polls!Hi Bungo,Have you heard the good news??? Will Whitfoot is SURGING in the latest polls! Thi... | Continue reading
In this house, we believe…Love is LOVENo human is ILLEGALScience is REALLava lamps aren’t REAL LAVALava would evaporate the water and the lamp... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
Dear Woman in the Target Parking Lot,You’re famous, you know. Police blotter famous, that is.Our suburban weekly newspaper titled your blurb “Sus... | Continue reading
I’ve been here before. In the crucible. Missing everything before. Longing for after. It’s been ten years since my three-year-old son, Lev, died, ... | Continue reading
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Hey volunteers! We’re super pumped to have you making calls and getting votes for our Lord of Eternal Shadow & Exhumer of Souls, The Skeleton P... | Continue reading
Shortly after Trump was elected, we had an idea here at McSweeney’s — a brutally simple idea. Because Trump’s assaults on the Constitution, the rul... | Continue reading
1. Write about a personal challenge you have recently faced and how it has shaped who you are today. While we would prefer you write about somethin... | Continue reading
Though we’ve known for four years that the 2020 US election cycle would be even more fraught than the strange and painful fall of the 2016 election... | Continue reading
“When asked if a female president would have better handled the coronavirus pandemic, the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee said, ‘I have no dou... | Continue reading
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“President Trump’s press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, gave us a heavy book that she described as the president’s health care plan. It was filled wi... | Continue reading
Stranger Danger(1977)This surrealist cult favorite is a must-watch for fans of toddler art-house horror. While out shopping, a young girl’s moth... | Continue reading
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DON, JR.: Hey, man, welcome to mi casa! You like the custom doorbell? “Enter Sandman” — fucking genius, right?KIMBERLY: (from the kitchen) Babe?D... | Continue reading
The Final Presidential DebateBelmont UniversityNashville, TennesseeOctober 23, 2020- - -9:04 PM: NBC White House Correspondent Kristen Welker o... | Continue reading
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McTwist LimitsIn our current system of lifetime appointments, the Court’s makeup hinges on the health of a few elderly justices. Instead of tying ... | Continue reading
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“Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) said that he’s disagreed with President Trump . . . but he’s always brought up his concerns privately — rather than pub... | Continue reading
The walls are way too thick.I can’t hear when my neighbors are crying or having sex, and I certainly can’t smell the exact spice blend they’re usi... | Continue reading
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MISSING:Local high school teacher lost in overly elaborate metaphor using an object he only held a cursory knowledge of when explaining a straight... | Continue reading
Here at McSweeney’s, one of our staffers has mentioned that they have in-laws in Pennsylvania, and these in-laws voted for Trump in 2016 and might ... | Continue reading
Man, you look beat. You look drained. You look like what happens if Bill Barr and Rudy Giuliani spent the night at a hookah bar with Steve Bannon’s... | Continue reading
Jersey DevilIt’s half-goat, half-bat, and 100%-crucial to our campaign strategy. Legend says the Jersey Devil descends from the wealthy Leeds fami... | Continue reading
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One of the toughest things about quarantine is the feeling that our year is slipping away. But time stuck at home doesn’t have to be time wasted. I... | Continue reading