A Darkly Dreaming Christmas

Er...WRONG HOLIDAY, SIGN GUY The … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

Sunday Sweets: Merry & Bright

It’s Christmas Eve, folks, so here's hoping you can all kick back and relax with loved ones before the big day tomorrow.The letters to Santa have been sent... (By Cakes Decor member Cake Heaven) The gifts have been wrapped... (By Sandra Monger Ca … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

A Cup Of Holiday Crazy

Has Christmas gotten a little too predictable for you this year?Well not to worry; these bakers aim to baffle. I never knew empty eye sockets could see so well... INTO MY SOUL. Half a mustache or a bloody nose? Ugly sweater or brick chimney? … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

It's Heee-eeere!

(All together, now!)Itttt's beeee-ginning to look a lot like Christmas! CHRISTMAS.Eeev'rywhere you "go!" [ew]Take a look at the zombie 'men Slavering once againWith candy cane intestines, oh ho ho! It's beginning … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

8 Christmas Cakes So Bad They're Good (For A Belly Laugh)

'Tis the season to count your wreckage. 1) This cup of "Coco" … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

And I Have No Privacy!

"Hey, Frank, man, you ever get the feeling someone's - I dunno - watching you?" "No, man, can't say that I do. Why do you ask?" "Eh, maybe I've just been working too hard, but this bakery is starting to give me the willies.""Well, we have been pu … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

It's The Most Wreckiest Time...

Don't you just love all the decorations this time of year? Everything's so colorful and cheerful and sparkly... … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

11 Uniquely Chic Christmas Cakes

We're on the home stretch, my friends! Just a few more days 'til Christmas, and then we can collapse in front of the TV for a few days before New Year's. It's important to pace yourself, though, so let's all take a mini break to swoon over these Sweet Christmas cakes I found: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

I Bet The Pillow Tasted Better, Too

Remember, kids, it's wrong to laugh at someone's name.Unless it's spelled like this: I hear he's a real gas! (No, that's not really his name. Sorry, Dr. Goldfarb.) (Bee tee dubs, did you know the Brits sometimes call a fart a "trouser cough?" I just felt that needed … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

Santa's "C" Team

Now, Droopy!  Now, Poopy! … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

Workin’ That Aangel

This is what it looks like when the Walmart bakery officially runs out of ideas: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

Decorative Ding-a-Lings

It's National Ding-A-Ling Day, minions!This is such a happy holiday. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out  You better not cry … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

Sunday Sweets: 11 Magical Castle Cakes

Whether they're made of sand, stone, or ice, there's just something magical about castles. So no wonder castle cakes are big - often literally! - these days.From full-grown elegance: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

That's Not How This Works. That's Not How Any Of This Works.

Back by popular* demand! A brand new edition of Cakes Failing To Look Like The Things They're Supposed To Look Like![*The cats liked it.]A Shamrock: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

Clippy Branches Out

Tonight we're gonna party like it is 1960's Hippie Party Theme! … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

A Christmas Caro

If you think you're tired of Christmas songs, think of the poor Wreckerators.They have to deal with this one all year long: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

The Way The Cookie Fumbles

I'll admit, it's not easy to wreck a cookie.But where there's a will (and copious amounts of icing and edible images), THERE'S A WAY: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

Float Like A Butterfly, Wreck Like A "B"

Katrina's family ordered two cakes, and asked the bakery to write "Happy Birthday Katrina" on the smaller one.Guess what happened next: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

Sunday Sweets For Cookie Cutter Week

It's Cookie Cutter Week, Sweets fans, but I'm here to show you how cookie-cutter cookies can be anything but "cookie cutter": … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 11 months ago

A Literal Fallacy

Chrystal brought in two photos for her friend's birthday cake, and asked the baker to put one pic on either side of the 32.Which is exactly what the baker did: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 12 months ago

Militarized Pool Noodles

Some folks ordered a cake shaped like the Pentagon, and to be safe, even brought in a picture: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 12 months ago

Peppa Porker

Meet Peppa Pig: She's the star of a kid's show in Brita … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 12 months ago

Is There No "Just Us"?

After you see the word "just" written on a cake enough times, you start to ask yourself, "How does this keep happening?" I don't know. I honestly don't. But it still cracks me up. Sometimes I can't help imagining the conversation:"What would you like the cake to say?""'Ha … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 12 months ago

Maybe It IS Rocket Surgery

 A wedding dress:  A paw print: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 12 months ago

Sunday Sweets: Easily Distracted

It's SO easy to get distracted when I'm looking for Sunday Sweets.I'll be looking at a gorgeous marbled cake, like this beauty: (By Jenna Rae Cakes in Canada) ...mesmerized by the swoopy swirls, and then --SQUIRREL!No, really, squirrels. Pastel ones: (By Faithfully Cakes … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Getting Your Just Deserts

They asked for a Flash-themed birthday cake. You know, that show on the CW? … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

I'm Telling You, "Turkey Mob" Is Gonna Be A Hit

I'm putting together my own Thanksgiving play, minions, because what else is there to do today besides eat and argue politics with our relatives?Now I know it's a little cliche, but I'm aiming for a classical period piece here like Downtown Abbey, only starring old-timey gangster … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

When A Wreckerator Calls

"Psst. Listen." "I know you're scared." "But I need you to listen to me..." "The call..." "...is coming..." "...from INSIDE..." "...the bakery." "Gooble!?" "Oh, never mind." "Also it's Thanksgiving. Good luck!" Thanks to Ursula S., Karyn D. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Your Goose Is Cooked, But The Turkey Is Traumatizing

Ever wonder why bakers keep making cakes that look like cooked turkeys? … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Use Less, Wreck More

Today is Use Less Stuff Day - a time to push back against rampant materialism, reflect on life goals, and really ask ourselves the tough questions.Like: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Sunday Sweets: 10 Cakes With Curtain Calls

You know I love a good cake trend, and here's one that has it all: drama, style, and most importantly, a plethora of pun potential.Here, let me set the stage: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

If You Think About It, A Footless Dragon Is Really Just A Snake

I don't know what it is, but I'm pretty sure it wants to hurt me: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Bad Omens

I seea bad moon rising!  I see trouble on the way. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Good Luck With That, Susan’s Husband

Oh what a difference a missing "e" can make: [sound of b … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

When In Rome...

This week Mackensie's aunt received a birthday cake for the ages.Her kids asked the baker to write her age in Roman numerals, since we all know nobody can read those anyway and - bonus - it also looks classier.Instead of oh-so-classy and discreet Roman numerals, though, Mackensie … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

A Failure To Communicate, Vol. 473

The order form had a space for "message", so Alexandra R. wrote "Happy Birthday" beside it. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

10 Woodland Wonders For Fall

It's happened, my friends. Florida officially hit temperature BELOW 80 degrees! WOOHOO!Which means I can finally post some pretty Fall cakes, now that I'm not burning up with jealousy over everyone who gets to wear cute scarves right now. … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

CAKES TO CAP IT OFF

YOU'VE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Thanks For Nothing, Pheven

October was Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so it was nice to see bakers doing their part: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Cook Something Bold & Pungent Day

It's "Cook Something Bold & Pungent Day," minions, and as you might imagine, I have a few candidates.For example, it was a bold move of this baker to include a Gingerbread Man's nuts: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Failing To Meet Expectations

They asked for this:  Got this: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

I Cannot Stress This Enough: GOLDEN GIRLS 4EVAHHH

It's International Stress Awareness Day, minions, so let's all take a nice, long, deep breath in... … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Bakin' Makes Me Feel Good! 11 Ghostbusters Sweets

A few years ago, John and I had a Ghostbusters Halloween, complete with a 12-foot Stay Puft head on the roof, a Slimer captured in a proton stream, and a smoking Terror Dog House. I still think that was the best theme we ever did and since I’ve been reminiscing……let’s look at Gho … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Cute Cats + Cake Wrecks = Internet Gold

And now...Cats Reacting To Simple Misspellings … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Not So "Common" Now!

Common sense. Such a dictator, am I right?Well, some bakers aren't going to take it anymore! Some bakers are like, "DOWN WITH COMMON SENSE! WE REFUSE TO BE COMMON *OR* SENSICAL!"Except they yell it in their bathrooms, because they don't know any better. Then they go to work and m … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Oh Captain I Captain

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the bakery had room: … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago

Happy Halloweenies!

How do I know these cakes want us to have a happy Halloween? Why, it's as plain as the dongs on their faces. My personal favorite: "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT... oh."And finally, ever wonder when your hubby's about to pick up a new nickname for certain regions of h … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 1 year ago