Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Fortunately the people in the comic are only alive for the duration of this conversation.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:It's uniforms all the way down, man.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you toot the whoopie cushion long enough you'll eventually toot the proof. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Now eat your goals of green thing!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Really this caption can work for any comic.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Normal people: You economists keep assuming humans have perfect pricing information! Microeconomists: we need ever more complex auction mechanisms to suss out the true preferences humans are constantly hiding!Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I feel the quickest way to spot bias is to find someone who reacts to something terrible by worrying about the impression a third party will get.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Someday the machine will give you everything you want, and the pretenses will be dropped so rapidly it'll be heartbreaking.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:As I pload this, that stray mark on the hand in panel 3 is making me crazy.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Patreon supporter Mudag points out this is the SECOND comic on this theme. A little math suggests I'll have a full collection some time in the 2040s.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Also I'm pretty sure 'et cetera' means 'I'm out of examples but there are probably more.'Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The weird thing is he uses the money to get a flight back south to buy more pens. Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Any resemblance to any sitting official is a trick of the eye - this is in fact a 2D cartoon drawing.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The really weird part is he's been talking about it non-stop for 50 years.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Wait, is fire even possible? Doesn't that violate conservation of fire?Today's News: Another ruinously flattering review. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The problem is the ghost doesn't want to answer those emails either.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I would find it really satisfying if you could turn a knob in the universe and diffraction fringes would go away.Today's News: Whew! Finally back on my update schedule. ICYMI a couple nice reviews have come in for the new book, and s … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Suddenly regretting that the paw isn't throwing the goat in the last panel.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We too have our seasons, Frosty.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The really upsetting part is that he doesn't even work here.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The Queen frowns upon vacation days.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Annnnnd with this update I'm back on schedule. Click back a few to make sure you haven't missed one - I loaded a bunch of updates in the past few days.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This will be written one day when a traveler comes upon the ruins of Ohio.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:By 2026, it's just all teleporter comics.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Do you want to do EVERYTHING right or do you want to have FRIENDSHIP?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm actually surprised no weird economist is pushing this somewhere.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I'm back to drawing after 2 weeks off and so let me just say that the hands will not be proportionate and accurate for at least 6 more months.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Written after enjoying the delightfully controversial book Status and Culture.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The frustrating thing is when she's trying to get her crack but it's at the bottom of the purse under the boxes of tissues, pocket bible, and coupon books.Today's News: Sorry for the missed updates, but I am at last home! For those w … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We're in this really awkward stage where sapient life is possible, but it'll pass.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:St. Peter just taps the crudely drawn No Girls Allowed sign made by God.Today's News: Whoever made the A City on Mars wikipedia entry, bless you. Now when people argue against stuff that we didn't actually say, I'm just linking to th … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:When I think of altruism, I think of guys selling apocalypse gold on youtube.Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:If you write a paper against that paper you're -2, which is why negative even Erdos numbers are more prized.Today's News: Whew! Still traveling but trying to keep my update schedule sorta OK. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:God runs a comedy club in heaven and everyone is obligated to laugh at his disturbingly alien sense of humor.Today's News: Thanks to everyone who came for BAHFest and congrats to our winner of the Hennig Brand trophy, Esther Redhouse … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I feel there's a lot of money in an app where, when you skip exercise, it projects your future body slightly degrading.Today's News: We did it! ACOM is an NYT bestseller. Thanks everyone - this'll help us get a bit more shelf-space, … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Just a few more and I can do a book of teleporter humor. Today's News: I've spent the last month promoting stuff here, so this is just a reminder to you that it's just me over here and I hate having to promote products. Please enjoy … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:We'll also be doing a bunch of author signings if you can make it before the show.Today's News: Tickets here.More info here. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Anyone know if there's a case of partial application of law of the sea?Today's News: Come see me! BAHFest London, this Saturday, one night only. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I too commit the fundamental attribution error!Today's News: Hey geeks, last day to buy A City on Mars during launch week. Purchases now really help us, so if you were going to buy, we appreciate it happening soon. I am looking forwa … | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:He did a similar thing with dinosaurs but it got way out of hand.Today's News: BAHFest! London! Saturday! With the Ig Nobels! Nerdiest night of the year, I promise. Tickets already 2/3 gone, so buy soon! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Toot toot! Go the trumpets!Today's News: Hey! If you want a signed Bea Wolf or A City on Mars, or Soonish, *or* Phil Plait's new book Under Alien Skies, buy here. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:This time that's your excuse for yelling about giant scrotum, but what about all the other times?Today's News: | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Frankly I've been frustrated for weeks at this point.Today's News: Hey, if you're in Reston VA come see me tonight! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Honestly geometry's pretty dicey, as are numbers larger than 1.Today's News: Thanks for a great launch day, all. I'll be in conversation with Randall Munroe tonight in NYC if you wanna say hi! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:Thanks again. For people who want signed copies, they will be available via The Strand, as well as HelloComics of Charlottesville and Scrawl bookstore of Reston. | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:I worry that with humanities departments being gutted we are no longer creating the necessary levels of narcissism to preserve civil society.Today's News: It's launch day!!! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:The keynote is gonna be reeeediculous.Today's News: Or click here for info! Tickets are more than half sold and we're still two weeks out, so buy soon to lock yours in! | Continue reading
Click here to go see the bonus panel!Hovertext:https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/05/opinion/space-billionaires-sex.htmlToday's News: Back to regular comics shortly, but the book comes out tomorrow. Opening week sales matter a lot, so wish me luck! | Continue reading