“Morgan masqueraded as a rapper.” | Continue reading
“Submarines are like Bitcoin. The billionaires in them prove that billionaires aren’t very smart.” | Continue reading
Anyone could listen in — so Amy did, and took copious notes. | Continue reading
They say damp records the past. If that’s so, I’ve got the biggest library yet. | Continue reading
And a few words on crypto bankruptcies. | Continue reading
The fundamental fallacy of cryptocurrency: that you can code your way around the rules of society. | Continue reading
“I used to be an investor like you, until I took three arrows to the knee.” | Continue reading
Pension plans and funds are supposed to put the money that will take you through retirement into capable and diligent hands. | Continue reading
I’m Roger Ver, long-time bitcoin cash advocate and investor. Today I’m at the CoinFLEX world headquarters in an undisclosed location … | Continue reading
Weekend at Bernie Madoff’s. | Continue reading
A huge Rube Goldberg machine slapstick custard pie clown car, where each custard pie triggers three more custard pies. | Continue reading
Dear Valued Investor: yeah we’re keeping your money bro, lol sucks to be you | Continue reading
Amy and I write up CryptoPunks, which launched six weeks after CurioCards — or tried to. | Continue reading
We can confirm that we are in fact having a whale of a time staying poor. Few. | Continue reading
IGOs have only the minor problem that play-to-earn never took off beyond Axie Infinity. | Continue reading
“The legacy payment systems are complicated and costly,” says Flexa CEO Tyler Spalding. | Continue reading
Rule 13: If you’re going to insider trade, don’t do it on a permanent public ledger of all transactions. | Continue reading
The levels are all over the place, so get ready to adjust the volume on the fly. But our content was excellent, and it’s worth the effort. It runs a bit over an hour. | Continue reading
This is a draft of part one of the history chapter for our planned NFT book. Corrections and nitpicking are most welcomed! | Continue reading
“A fish bowl with no food in it that fish keep jumping into because they heard it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet. And for the meanest fish, it is.” Why most Bitcoin on-paper “wealth” can never be real… | Continue reading
The one question is: why? | Continue reading
All my apes, influenced. | Continue reading
If you look at a “Web3” offering and just think of it as a pump-and-dump onto retail investors, everything will make much more sense. | Continue reading
Making money’s one thing — but some people get a bit weird about it. | Continue reading
Ethereum makes more sense if you first assume it never mattered if the fancy promises ever worked out. | Continue reading
Oversight needs to be put into place for these supposedly billion-dollar financial institutions — before they get within a mile of the real financial system where people live. | Continue reading
Zelaya blames the war in Ukraine. Did all those buyers disappear? Surely they weren’t all freshly-sanctioned entities. | Continue reading
“EBSA expects to conduct an investigative program aimed at plans that offer participant investments in cryptocurrencies and related products.” | Continue reading
“Oh! Sweet mother of baby Jesus!” — a quote from one Salvadoran on seeing that Twitter video of the NFT casino. | Continue reading
The hack reeks of social engineering for insider information, not sophisticated computer science brilliance. | Continue reading
On the essay claiming that the people behind the Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT offering are Nazis. Guest post by Georg Kraml. | Continue reading
Maybe Libra was just very stupid. Because it was a blockchain project started by bitcoiners. Maybe it was always just dumb as hell. | Continue reading
“So the truth is, I didn’t know all that much about Gerry or his business.” Well, so much for the one reason we’re reading this. | Continue reading
“Sound stupid? Great, you’re all caught up.” | Continue reading
Creative Commons is also accepting sponsorships from crypto companies. | Continue reading
There’s a lot to dislike about the AML regime — but it’s the business environment we have. So let’s see what they’ve made of crypto lately! | Continue reading
The Bitcoin City plan is a recycled version of a previous plan to lease 10% of El Salvador to China. | Continue reading
Either this is an elaborately preplanned rugpull — or it’s actually the dumb stunt it appears to be. | Continue reading
Phrases like “macro critical levels” are what central bankers say when they’re sounding the air-raid sirens. | Continue reading
An excerpt a year after the book’s publication — because I keep referring people to this chapter. Buy the book for more! | Continue reading
I expect Bukele to keep promoting Bitcoin as a point of personal pride. But as a practical day-to-day currency, it’s not doing so well right now. | Continue reading
David Marcus said in September that Novi would only abandon Diem as a “last resort.” Well, that didn’t take long. | Continue reading
Large crypto traders stick by Tether because there’s nowhere else for them to go — Tether is the only game in town. | Continue reading
You can’t even use Bitcoin to buy prepackaged FUD! | Continue reading
’Twas on the good ship ’Toshi, by Craig you should have seen us, it was a little squashy and the end result was “penis.” | Continue reading
Chivo is not making friends, and Bitcoin is not popular. | Continue reading
My new phone has nothing to do with blockchains, but it’s part of the writer business, so why not. | Continue reading
Yesterday: a leaked diagram of the back end for the Chivo network. Today: the law to set up the Bitcoin trust fund. | Continue reading