Listen to Me Solve My Problems With Words

Warning: I don’t know what the point of this post will be. Not yet anyways. Stay tuned and hopefully we’ll find out. This morning when I opened my eyes it felt as though I was waking fr… | Continue reading


@functionwriting.com | 8 years ago

Feeling Sorry For Yourself After Losing Your Biggest Contract

Four years into my tenure as the owner, operator, head writer, and janitor at Function, and things were going pretty smoothly. A nice new office in a new home, shiny contracts spread across two han… | Continue reading


@functionwriting.com | 8 years ago

Inside Kelvin’s World of Disappointment (& Discovery)

Do you remember the very first time you were utterly disappointed? Like, disappointed to the point that the let-down you felt was tangible. You can still feel the frustration as the weight of your … | Continue reading


@functionwriting.com | 8 years ago