109: HAZCHEM!

Would you like a chat with that haircut? Are you feeling rooted? What kinds of things do you collect? Do you mix and match your watch bands? What tomato timer is the best? All these questions answered, and more, this week on Hemispheric Views! Haircuts 00:00:00 Haircuts in Americ … | Continue reading


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108: Operators Are Standing By!

This was a fun one! We get to hear about how great hyphens are from Martin. Andrew has triggered an environmental impact study on Hemispheric Views Enterprises. We talk about old TV ad personalities and their catchphrases. Andrew is a ________ guy now! Please back up your data, f … | Continue reading


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107: If I Were a Vegetable!

Andrew slides in at the 11th hour! So many burger joints! What are you surfing the net with? How about a little Media Corner™? Follow middle, an app suggestion for heaving file transfers, and a time-critical topic. Welcome to episode 107! Andrew’s Struggling 00:00:00 Big night ou … | Continue reading


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106: Have I Got The Answer For You!

Andrew is looking good now! Who doesn’t want to chat a little Johnny Decimal!? Have you ever been in an elimination chamber? Martin has flipped! Animated gifs as far as the eye can see. Have you checked your lens mount lately? Follow-up: Andrew’s Webcam (Now with Scale(s)!) 00:00 … | Continue reading


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105: G’Day Bruce!

We kick things off with Bruce! Martin gets a tremendous right hook on Andrew via basketball. Will a lens ever actually be shipped back to Jason? Babs is here! What happens to your photos when you die? Martin the haggler. Andrew is all about those special buys this week. Who’s dow … | Continue reading


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104: I’m Doing It Right Now, Guys!

Who even knows what's on the run sheet? How many feet does Martin have? There is weirdness in the world of cameras. Is Andrew just buying Ybox controllers and that's the problem? Everyone has a Little People toy likeness. Using Apple Podcasts? All notes can always be found here ( … | Continue reading


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103: All-in-one Funeral!

Andrew's iMac is back.. again! Long live Intel? Sponsor, not a sponsor. We haven't chatted about movies in a while, and Jason almost still didn't get to. Martin brings some hyper-local "tech news" to the table for discussion! So many Mangos! Using Apple Podcasts? All notes can al … | Continue reading


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102: There’s Something Crazy in Your Waveform!

It’s 2024, and we’re back! Well, we never actually went anywhere, but the fact remains, it’s 2024! A small look back to the last few years. Another Desk gets filed. Landscaping achievements. 200% more singing than most episodes! Andrew’s Theme 00:00:00 World, we introduce Andrew … | Continue reading


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101: Three Men and a Baby!

Missing man formation! This end of 2023 show brings it all; beaches, babies, and bans! We hope you all have a wonderful end to your year and will see you on the other side! Using Apple Podcasts? All notes can always be found here (https://listen.hemisphericviews.com/101)! Coke 00 … | Continue reading


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100: Hemispheric Views HD!

Welcome to Hemispheric Views, Episode 001! Wait, no, that’s wrong.. Episode 100! We made it to Episode 100, give or take a couple extra along the way. We’re going down a bit of memory lane this episode, but not about the show, about past embarrassing app purchases! Come along fo … | Continue reading


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099: AaaS! (Adam as a Service)

It's that time of year! Neatvember! Adam joins us again to chat about all things omg.lol, Kentucky, and Passkeys! Neatvember! 00:00:00 Happy Neatvember everyone! How about that "poem"? It's Adam Newbold (https://social.lol/@adam) omg.lol (https://home.omg.lol/) Kentucky (https: … | Continue reading


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098: That’s Some Good Foley!

Andrew is using what for video calls? Defaults, am I right!? Who saw that coming! Is Andrew a pro now? Martin is a one man newsstand! Who even needs internet that fast!? Using Apple Podcasts? All notes can always be found here (https://listen.hemisphericviews.com/098)! Luv u, bab … | Continue reading


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Special Announcement: Johnny Decimal Contest!

Coming hot on the heels of Episode 096 (https://listen.hemisphericviews.com/096), where we had the one and only Johnny Noble on the show to chat about all things Johnny Decimal, we have the contest to win a free copy of the Johnny Decimal Workbook! All you need to do is find wher … | Continue reading


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097: Duel of the Defaults!

Fire up those buzzers, it’s game show time! We have the self proclaimed Mr. Default being challeneged by a no name up and comer. Two will enter. One will leave crowned as Mr. Default 2023. If you are missing some notes because you are in Apple Podcasts, all notes can always be f … | Continue reading


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096: Johnny Decimalised!

Welcome Johnny Noble to the show to chat about all things Johnny Decimal! Also, a minor update to Andrew's iPhone order disaster. For the uninitiated, Johnny.Decimal is a detailed, logical system for dealing with our modern world of scattered file systems and cloud storage locati … | Continue reading


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095: StarTrackin’ Across the Universe!

Andrew is sad about the post. Business Corner snuck in again. Who keeps leaving that door open!? We search it up! Inflation. In this economy!? Oh, wait, yes. A review would be awesome if you have a minute! Thanks! 🧡 If you are missing some notes becuase you are in Apple P … | Continue reading


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094: Tiny Capes!

Andrew is bored but buys a phone anyway. Another desk meets its maker. Martin gets a unique and never before heard nickname all while reciting numbers from memory. Jason has a stack of discs and his audio sounds better this time. Andrew Has Wonderlust 00:00:00 Wonderlust Event (h … | Continue reading


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093: I Don’t Know Every Subway Bread!

Doesn’t everyone Keep their show runsheet notes in Freeform? Not all three of us do, it would seem! Can Andrew take the harsh criticism of his desk by Martin? Apparently, there is improv role-playing in this episode. Who doesn’t like a good discussion around bubble tea and pressu … | Continue reading


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092: Sushi Mouse!

Welcome back Martin! We hang out in the parking lot for so long that the cops show up and question us. We then form an orderly line and file into the mall to pick the conversation back up. Clothes lines, donuts, Youtube, and mice? Of course! Hot Topics of the Parking Lot 00:00:00 … | Continue reading


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091: The Dongle Was My Best Friend!

The meetup feels a little light on attendance this week. Business Corner gets down to brass tacks on bitcoin portfolio diversification... a special guest from South Australia... a stubby, a pint, a tinny, what do you choose in this beer choose your own adventure? How about a revi … | Continue reading


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090: =if(isblank(($c19),””,f19/2)!

Hopefully, you use this podcast to fall asleep because an actual Excel formula is read aloud. I know. Right? New jobs, waking up early, and a few Australianisms to start your day! Who would you guess is today’s show sponsor!? Starting with Austrailianisms 00:00:00 Twiggy Sticks ( … | Continue reading


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089: Conceived in an IKEA Bed!

Science centers rule! There is or is not an elephant in the room, which is it? A new corner brought to you by Andrew! Arcadia June 2023 results are in! Don’t forget the important random facts about business and basketball! Science Centers 00:00:00 Discovery Space at the Uni (http … | Continue reading


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088: I Don’t Like The Residue!

It’s a call-in show now?! Someone else fell into the trap of sending in a desk to be reviewed! More talk about Windows than you would ever imagine. Finally, a little reflection on the show and a board meeting to decide if we keep going! Podcast Shout-out! 00:00:00 Hi, Robb!Ǵ … | Continue reading


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087two: Forty-Five!

Episode 087two for June 16th, 2023! Wait, but the show was yesterday? Ok, whatever, we’re going again! Arcadia June, Traveling, Gaming, and Sports (kinda)? You are not wrong, this is in fact the SECOND episode this week! One Prime Plus! 00:00:00 One Prime Plus (https://oneprimepl … | Continue reading


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087a: It's an Apple Parka!

Episode 087a for June 15th, 2023! Huh, that’s a weird episode number.. 🤷‍♂️ Anyway, can you record a podcast on Windows? Probably. A bit of WWDC, a sprinkle of iOS betas, and a dash of screens on your face. Podcasting from Windows 00:00:00 Windows Media Player (https://en … | Continue reading


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086: He Wasn't Mad, He Was Just Disappointed!

What a wild ride! Stacks, folders, and bible verses? Yep! Andrew takes a second crack at human interaction. Jason insta-returns a product he thought he would love. Is Martin a preacher? Get in there, hit play, and come along for the ride! Desktop Stacks 00:00:00 Welcome to Episod … | Continue reading


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085: HVmini // Bonus Gaming Corner for Arcadia June 2023!

Attention Hemispheric Views listeners! Get ready for the third annual Arcadia June event, where you can compete for high scores and win sweet bragging rights, and maybe even a trophy! Join us for a month of fun and excitement as you put your skills to the test and see how you sta … | Continue reading


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084: Ready to Work!

Discord voice messages are like a podcast in a podcast! Voyager crushed Eurovision, and you know it! Operation Employ Andrew is full steam ahead, and Martin is leading his campaign. Wait, you can play games on a Mac!? Have you tried text-only toolbars? You should! Finally, why ar … | Continue reading


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083: People Like Depreciation Corner!

To mustache, or not to mustache. (Andrew needs to know) The migration assistant is fantastic, and you got how much RAM!? Do you have a series of items you carry around every day? We learn Martin is actually in Europe and loves clubs with pokie machines. And yes, Andrew does have … | Continue reading


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082: A Hacker Has Entered the Chat!

It's that time again! This special guest episode features the wonderful Scot Hacker, author of The BeOS Bible. We talk about the past, present and future in this great extended episode covering BeOS, photography and writing books. Content warning: there are two very brief anecdot … | Continue reading


@listen.hemisphericviews.com | 1 year ago

081: I Am Not in Texas!

Sweet new computers from IKEA! We're living in a laptop world, and two are laptop boys. Why is Andrew's phone so small? Martin asks the question: chopsticks or fork? And yes, Jason was eating Vegemite Shapes throughout the whole show. iKeaBook Pro Review 00:00:00 IKEA (https://ww … | Continue reading


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080: Hemispheric Yolks!

This just in, egg corner, you won't believe what happens next! Scammers are everywhere, watch out! It's my way or the highway. Wait, who's way? Andrew tells us about a brand new app called Calendar.app and 15 alternatives. And don't forget, ~~One Prime Plus Dot Com~~ Canion Dot B … | Continue reading


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079: Five Percent Mildly Annoyed!

We're back to three and all is well! Unless you count the facts that Martin is not wearing a shirt and Andrew sings quite a lot. New One Prime Plus members, New Zealand, New Corner, and Old computers! PSA: Review early and review often. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Follow-up: Hard-out! 00:00:00 Hard Ou … | Continue reading


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078: When The Cat's Away!*

*People are likely to take advantage of the absence of authority or enforcement of compliance. What a rollercoaster this show was! Was there 2 of us? 4 of us? A live call-in show. Unannounced unannounced trivia corner. A new corner! Next show will surely be more on track than thi … | Continue reading


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077: Canion Dot Blog Slash Save!

Apparently basketball is very important. Are you drinking the Hemispheric Views Kool-Aid? Martin is! Jason goes digging for rocks. Oh, and, of course, Andrew wants you to "save" some money. Quick Show Because Basketball 00:00:00 NBL (https://nbl.com.au/) 🏀 Hometown Perth … | Continue reading


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076: Find Jason a House!

In this episode, Siri gets us rolling. We love photography (and by we, it means Martin and Jason). We lose a good friend due to a desk review. Finally, let's talk states! A Good Start 00:00:00 Hey, Siri (https://www.apple.com/siri/) 😜 Focus Mode (https://support.apple.com … | Continue reading


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