Marine Life

This cake was for a marine, so they asked the baker to write "Semper Fi." Turns out, that was a little too complicated: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

International Women's Day Gets Cut Down To Size

When Jolene asked her bakery if they could fit an edible image of this flyer on a sheet cake for her, they assured her it'd be no problem: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Flies On Walls, Cats on Cakes... MASS HYSTERIA

Ever wish you were a fly on the wall in a bakery?  I mean, first, all the cake you can eat with no bathing suit season, but also you'd hear the conversations that result in half the stuff on this blog. Wouldn't it be nice to know EXACTLY what the customer said? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Sunday Sweets Never Had A Friend Like Me

Since Aladdin's live-action remake seems to be underwhelming the interwebz this week (I'm hearing a lot of "It was... fine?"), I thought I'd serve up a Sweet palate cleanser for you today. Or, if you don't need a palate cleanser, at least a trip down nostalgia lane. Yep, yo … | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

They See Me Scrollin'

With graduation season upon us, it's time to once again consider that most impossible of shapes: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Minor Wreck-nicalities

 Jennifer asked for chocolate covered strawberries on her son's cake.  I guess she TECHNICALLY got them? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Lose Or Draw: There Is No "Win"

You've heard of "Win, Lose, or Draw?" Well, I think I found the cake version: Write, Wreck, or Win! Ok, so it doesn't have the same ring to it, but allow me to demonstrate.   Write: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Gray Is Bae

Help me out, minions: is this alien shrugging , or is that a snooty little handlebar mustache? | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Memorial Pride

If tomorrow all the cakes were gone  I'd posted on this blog  And I had to start again  With just this patriotic dog: | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

10 Dragon Sweets For Everyone Missing Game Of Thrones

Friends, I know nothing about Game of Thrones , but this past week I've watched social media erupt... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Brain Cakes For Babies

If you have a daughter named Brandon, guess what you get asked the most? I'm kind of loving t... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

It's Like Beer Goggles For People With Dirty Minds

We all start out so innocent. Every kid loves balloons, right? Until one day, you start... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Bohemian Wrecksody

Is she a real wife, ...without the letter E? Post-marital strife? Buy a cake from ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

The Far Side of Cake, Vol 13

The Far Side of Cake, Vol 13 Unfortunately for Carl, some things were NOT lost in translatio... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 4 years ago

Cungrate... Condrag... Gut Job!

Wahooo! SCOOL'S OUT! Or.... is it? Not gonna lie: kinda confused right now. W... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

11 MerMay Sweets

It's Mer-May, minions! Let's make some waves. ( Canberra Cake Designer , Australia) This su... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Hashbrown Ladylike

Bakers, take a note: Some of you will get that reference. And that's enough for me. ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

7 Tips For Gifts From The Garden Month

May is "Gifts From The Garden Month", minions, so let's see what garden-themed gifts our... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Copyright, Schmopyright

Obviously-Not-The-Character-You're-Thinking-Of© is pleased to present an exciting new ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Oh Mer Gosh: It's Mer-Mania!

It's Mer-May, minions, so if you're a half-fish lady with donut hair... NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

You Won't BELIEVE How Desperate These Click Bait Headlines Are

No matter how I rail against our Facebook overlords, the truth is we really depend on the traffic ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

10 Sweets For All Moms, But Especially Mine

Happy Mother's Day, all moms-but-especially-mine! ( Vkusno Bar , Russia) You moms are the cat... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Just In Time For Mother's Day: Ten Uterus Cakes

This Mother's Day, why not surprise mom with something REALLY surprising? "It's supposed... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Hope You Love Carrots, Mom

OK, bakers, Mother's Day is coming. SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. No no, " Mother 's Day."... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Foot In Mouth

It's National No Socks Day! Time to kick off those shoes and socks and bare our soles! Woohoo! ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Must Love Minecraft

Look, minions, sometimes we customers ask for weird stuff on our cakes. No, like really w... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

That Crowning Touch

Ok, bakers, time to make some princess tiaras! Now remember, we want them to look like this: ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Star Wars Sweets For Revenge of the 5th

Since yesterday was May the Fourth, that means today is Revenge of the 5th! Er, if you're not a ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Baffling Star Wars Wrecks That Demand Answers

May the 4th is coming, young padawans, so this is the perfect time to ask something about Star War... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Cinco De Mayo Madness

This Sunday is Cinco de Mayo! Or, as it's known in the original Spanish, [rolling Rs dramatically]... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Jen Finally Lets It Go

The sw*n glows "white" on the cakes here tonight Not a footprintto be se... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

It's The Skid Mark That Sells It

What we have here is a failure to grasp the concept : [head desk] And speaking o... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Love Inks: 11 Tattoo Sweets!

It's National Tattoo Week, Sweets fans, and if you thought that theme might pose a challenge when ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Under The Sea With No-Face Cinderella

When Cassie asked her bakery if they could draw Ariel and Flounder on a cookie cake for her... .... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

I Mustache You A Question

It's the follicle sensation that's sweeping the nation: MUSTACHES! That's right, bakers: Mustach... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Hawaiians Weep Tonight

OK, everybody! Sing it with me! We-e-e-e-EE-EE-e-e-e-we-oh-mum-a-wehWe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-we.... ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

English Done Good!

When I first saw that today is English Language Day, my first thought was, "Huh. Do we really... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Painfully Honest Cakes

Remember, kids, if you can't say anything nice... ...say it with cake. Today is Nationa... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Sunday Sweets Has A Good Hare Day

Happy Easter, Sweets fans! I'm sure you've noticed, but today is the day for rabbits everywhere ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Because For Easter You Get EXTRA Nipples, That's Why

Don't you just love Easter cakes, minions? All the icing flowers and pretty patterns, and those ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Lamb-entations

Like the Mardi Gras King Cake , I suspect that the Easter Lamb Cake is just inherently Wrecky . I ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Sounds Like Easter To Me!

The warning signs were there, peeps. BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE. ::ominous hopping noises::... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Homophoning It In

...and some lost? (I love that you can clearly tell the W is the "fixed" version. W... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

10 Absolutely Ridiculous Easter Cakes

"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!!" " Iiiittty bitty living space." Ever ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

10 Enchanted Garden Cakes That Are Pure Magic

It's National Gardening Day, my friends, and rather than dwell on how TERRIBLE I am at keeping pla... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

About That STD Video...

There's this new Winnie-the-Pooh deco kit going around, and, uh... That's right. Take it alll... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

Now THIS Is Ironic

It's like "celabrate"On your literacy day: It's a "great job" ... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago

I COULD Be Wrong... But I Think That's Photoshop

It's time again for "John Photoshops Cakes Poorly!" ::jazz hands:: "A... | Continue reading


@cakewrecks.com | 5 years ago