“He. Is. Married. Still. And it’s not to you.” Valentine’s Edition!

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

“So many things I want to say to you, so many sleepless nights I prayed for you”

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

“Who is left, that writes these days? You and me, we’ll be different.”

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

I Wish You Could Have Held on for Another Day, Part Two of Two

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

I Wish You Could Have Held on for Another Day, Part One of Two

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

I said I was going to burn shit down today, and I am nothing if not dependable. Wink.

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

I never thought I would try to crowdsource a gratitude journal, but here we are

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

You need ideas for gifts? I might have a few hundred.

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

Family portraits 2019

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

For the sake of her health and mine

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

“Feeling seen”, with thanks to Linda for seeing me

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

Look at me! Asking for your advice! Please be gentle!

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

“Rocking flannels all summer like Kurt Cobain”

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

I got rid of all the gauges and came home to the perfect celebration in the mail

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

A post about Paris unlike any I have ever written

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

Self-care after finding that lost dog scare

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

“Welcome to your life, there’s no turning back”

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

“I’m glad there is an internet job my mom is qualified for.”

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@dooce.com | 4 years ago

A nightmare raving

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Lots to talk about, huddle up, team!

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Eat, sleep, read, and then take a detour through Ontario

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

And so the madness begins (did it ever have a specific beginning?)

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Anglo-Saxon Jesus starring Jared Leto

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

I am no longer afraid of the hornet’s nest

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

In celebration of a milestone age

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

A custom portrait for a cowboy

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

ADVANCED READER’S COPY GIVEAWAY: That book I wrote about waking up drunk ten times from anesthesia is actually happening!

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

It’s the crap, crappiest time! To breathe air!

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

What I wish I had known

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

“Are the bread kneaders spying on my kid?” is actually a very pertinent question to ask when you really think about it

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Don’t promise to give your kid anything from this delivery until you see this delivery

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Dentists, and ophthalmologists, and therapists, oh my!

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

No, I have not been googling “how to adopt from a corgi rescue organization” maybe

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Metaphors in the form of animals are becoming the legacy of my life

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Things Eun-Seo Finds Interesting, Installment Four

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Concern trolls: This one is for you!

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Fueling Quality Time in Park City with the 2019 Hyundai Santa Fe

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

I done wrote me some words on dead trees!

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

My favorite delivery just in time for one of the biggest changes in my life

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Adventures in pond water

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

France won the World Cup and all I got was a lesson in how to chill out

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

“To see the world with lights on for a change”

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

A relic from my redneck heritage

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Excuse the dust, my inability to be polite showed up

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Yo Daddy 2018

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Books People Send Me, Installment Nine

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

My yearly, gentle reminder of our collective mortality

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago

Marlo’s favorite delivery of the season

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@dooce.com | 5 years ago